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Massive Bellend Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

If you just look hard enough you'll never be that far from a massive bellend. Here's a birthday card for just one of those bellends that are everywhere. You might even be one too!

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera. A speech bubble from them reads I think we've found that massive bellend we were looking for.

SKU: DMU 211

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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