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Never Completely Trust A Fart Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

You get to a certain age this just becomes painfully and often embarrassingly real. Getting old is great isn't it. Fart free and just embrace the drama that you might have followed through.

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of an anxious looking man. He says being old means you can never completely trust a fart.

SKU: DMU 143

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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