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Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Card

SKU: DMA 247
Rude
Occasion
£2.75 GBP
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Overpriced Bolivian peasant food (that's a bit grainy anyway) or a nice slab of chocolate fudge cake. With a choice like that there really isn't any question of what I would prefer. If you want to bake your friend a quinoa crusted tofu cake (is that even a thing) when then maybe shop elsewhere otherwise this might be a card for you.

A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake. The card reads Fuck quinoa! I have cake

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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