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A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70
Super duper 70 Card
£2.95 (DMY 10)
A bright blue birthday card with yellow, red and white rounded letters that read Fun begins at 40
Fun begins at 40 Card
£2.95 (DMY 07)
Bright wrapping paper with a spiral of rainbow colours and the words ‘Love is love’, ‘Yasss queen’ and ‘Totally gay’ in capitalised white, 3D bubble font

Available from 22nd October
Totally Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 42)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)
A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise
Really really old Card
£2.95 (DMU 227)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner
Smelt that fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 201)
Little People Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 169)
A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font

Available from 22nd October
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 64)
A coaster with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 22nd October
Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 217)

Available from 22nd October
Being A Useless Tosser Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 183)

Available from 22nd October
What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 181)
A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font
Save 62%

Available from 22nd October
I Love Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)
Save 82%

Available from 22nd October
You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 30)

Available from 22nd October
You're Fucking Awesome - Keep It Up! Mug
£8.75 (DMM 22)

Available from 22nd October
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 99)
A rectangular fridge magnet with the classic six colour rainbow flag pattern

Available from 22nd October
Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 90)
A fridge magnet with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera

Available from 22nd October
Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 143)

Available from 22nd October
Hands up! if you're drunk Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 140)

Available from 22nd October
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse I need Gin Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 124)

Available from 22nd October
Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 107)

Available from 22nd October
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 105)
A light blue birthday card with a vintage style drawing of two jovial men drinking alcohol
Jagerbombs Card
£2.95 (DME 24)

Available from 22nd October
Rainbow Flag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 99)

Available from 22nd October
Trolley Dolly Badge
£2.00 (DMD 71)

Available from 22nd October
Union Jack Badge
£2.00 (DMD 73)

Available from 22nd October
I Love Muff Diving Badge
£2.00 (DMD 55)
A dark pink and cyane badge with slanted text reading the pronouns She Her

Available from 22nd October
She / Her Pronouns Badge
£2.00 (DMD 304)
A pale pink and blue badge with slanted text reading the pronouns They Them

Available from 22nd October
They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 302)
This badge features a picture of loo roll reading I survived the great loo roll shortage of 2020

Available from 22nd October
I Survived The Loo Roll Shortage Badge
£2.00 (DMD 279)
A white badge reading A smile a day keeps the wankers away

Available from 22nd October
Smile a Day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 249)
A funny badge about satisfying farts

Available from 22nd October
Satisfying Fart Badge
£2.00 (DMD 248)
A bright light green badge with white horror dripping text with a black outline that reads Creepy weirdo

Available from 22nd October
Creepy Weirdo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 235)
A funny badge reading What the actual fuck?

Available from 22nd October
What The Actual Fuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 209)

Available from 22nd October
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge
£2.00 (DMD 187)

Available from 22nd October
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge
£2.00 (DMD 18)

Available from 22nd October
Clowns Scare Me Badge
£2.00 (DMD 179)

Available from 22nd October
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge
£2.00 (DMD 177)

Available from 22nd October
Kiss My Furry Muff Badge
£2.00 (DMD 176)

Available from 22nd October
I Love Gays Badge
£2.00 (DMD 15)

Available from 22nd October
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge
£2.00 (DMD 148)
This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny

Available from 22nd October
Bored And Horny Badge
£2.00 (DMD 136)
This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board

Available from 22nd October
Baby On Board Badge
£2.00 (DMD 118)

Available from 22nd October
The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge
£2.00 (DMD 110)

Available from 22nd October
I Love Geeks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 106)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying sister
Most annoying Sister Card
£2.95 (DMA 452)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 439)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying brother
Most Annoying Brother Award Card
£2.95 (DMA 422)
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
Your Pet Unicorn Card
£2.95 (DMA 180)
A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash
Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad
£2.95 (DAD 58)
A Fathers Day card about father and son
Like Father Like Son Card
£2.95 (DAD 48)
A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)
A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 30)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a picture of an exhuasted looking Father Christmas looking to camera. White text above him reads Santa says - Name - Go fuck yourself!
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Santa says go fuck yourself Card
£3.50 (WEB 28)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera. Rounded lowercase white text above her reads Name - You scrub up well for an old floozy
Personalise This Card

Personalised Old Floozy Card
£3.50 (WEB 27)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
Personalise This Card

Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, blue and yellow text that reads Happy birthday to the biggest twat in...
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Happy birthday to the biggest twat in Card
£3.50 (WEB 11)
Christmas wrapping paper with repeated green and red stripes overlaid with repeated bold white text that reads You're on Santa's Cunt List

Available from 22nd October
Santa's Cunt List Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 74)
A black badge with red, green and white spots surrounding white text that reads Merry kiss my ass

Available from 22nd October
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 379)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a parading woman in a smart cabaret outfit holding her top hat against a blue background
Drinking since breakfast Card
£2.95 (DMA 599)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s bold colour photo of four women with big hair and impeccable 1980s fashions against a bright pink background
Born in the 80's Card
£2.95 (DMA 598)
A funny bright purple card with bold yellow and white text that reads If you're like me then you're too old for this shit
Too old for this shit Card
£2.95 (DBA 03)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
All I Want Is A New President Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)
A funny Christmas card featuring the 1960s photo of a smiling couple holding a big bunch of wrapped Christmas presents
Beginning to cost a lot like Card
£2.95 (DMX 362)
A funny Christmas card with a vintage photo of a glamorous looking woman against a red background holding a cocktail glass to her mouth
Up to my tits in festive gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 360)
A funny Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman talking on the telephone saying Let's continue our festive tradition of drinking too much prosecco
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMX 358)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a festive jumper surrounded by white text that reads Merry Christmas to a total legend, sorry I meant bellend
Merry Christmas to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMX 357)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1970s smiling man laughing and pointing to the camera saying I wouldn't be celebrating a birthday at your age
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man with glasses and a suit standing in front of a bold colour pattern
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 589)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Black and red text reads The problem with some people is they're cunts

Available from 22nd October
The problem with some people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 95)
A white badge with bold black text that reads I work with idiots

Available from 22nd October
I work with idiots Badge
£2.00 (DMD 382)
funny badge with the picture of a rainbow unicorn on. White text reads Yes, I'm this gay

Available from 22nd October
Yes, I'm this gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 372)
A dark blue badge with rounded yellow text that reads The problem with some people is they're cunts

Available from 22nd October
The problem with some people Badge
£2.00 (DMD 371)
A rainbow Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you in a gay way
Love You in a gay way Card
£2.95 (DMV 153)
A funny birthday card with a rainbow pattern emanating out from a white circle in the middle with back and multi-coloured text inside that reads Happy birthday super gay
Happy birthday super gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 165)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a majorette outfit in front of a rainbow starburst pattern
Let's party Card
£2.95 (DMA 583)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited housewife jumping for joy
Happy Mum day Card
£2.95 (DMA 578)
A white novelty mug with dark blue and red text that reads World's nest arsehole

Available from 22nd October
World's best arsehole Mug
£8.75 (DMM 44)
A retro birthday birthday featuring a smiling woman in a black dress holding a martini glass. White, yellow and pink text above her reads Let's skip the Birthday meal and go straight for the cheap drinks
Let's skip the Birthday meal Card
£2.95 (DMA 562)
A funny salmon pink coaster with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow

Available from 22nd October
Seize the day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 237)
A coaster featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick

Available from 22nd October
First class honours Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 234)
A bold rainbow patterned coaster. Multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make drinking fabulous again

Available from 22nd October
Make drinking fabulous again Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 231)
A fridge magnet with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 22nd October
Totally gay Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 156)
A bright pink greeting card with the words Mum you’re bloody amazing sorry for swearing
Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card
£2.95 (DSS 18)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. White text in a red box reads Proud to be Woke

Available from 22nd October
Proud to be woke Pen
£3.50 (PEN 91)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads I'd rather be hiking

Available from 22nd October
I'd rather be hiking Pen
£3.50 (PEN 86)
A bright blue badge with bold white elegant text that reads I have no idea what I'm doing

Available from 22nd October
No idea what I'm doing Badge
£2.00 (DMD 363)
An LGBTQ+ badge with the intersex progress pride flag banner

Available from 22nd October
Intersex progress pride flag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 359)
A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.95 (DMU 243)
A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white, blue and purple text that reads Dad you're bloody brilliant - Sorry for swearing
Dad you're bloody brilliant Card
£2.95 (DAD 69)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, blue and yellow text that reads I hope you like this lovely Father's Day card, that Mum told me to get
Hope you like this lovely Card
£2.95 (DAD 68)
This badge features simple black text reading Stay the fuck away

Available from 22nd October
Stay The Fuck Away Badge
£2.00 (DMD 287)
A bight yellow birthday card with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card
£2.95 (RAN 94)
Huge knobhead October Card
£2.95 (RAN 64)
You're Here Your Queer Card
£2.95 (RAN 36)
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Happy New Normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 31)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Card
£2.95 (RAN 130)
Love is Love Card
£2.95 (RAN 03)
A funny text based birthday card about farts
Open this card massive fart Card
£2.95 (POP 11)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Bored as fuck

Available from 22nd October
Bored as fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 76)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Capitalised red and deep blue text along one side reads World's best arsehole

Available from 22nd October
World's best arsehole Pen
£3.50 (PEN 67)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay

Available from 22nd October
Have A Nice Gay Pen
£3.50 (PEN 50)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Available from 22nd October
Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen
£3.50 (PEN 22)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Available from 22nd October
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Pen
£3.50 (PEN 09)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)
Mum, Thanks For Being Card
£2.95 (MUM 44)
Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 29)

Available from 22nd October
Christmas Twat in a Santa Hat Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 43)
A dark purple card with the words May your birthday be filled with epic awesomeness
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Epic Awesomeness Card
£2.95 (DSS 68)
A bright yellow card with the words A big thank you. It's so big it won't even fit on this card
A BIG Thank You Card
£2.95 (DSS 59)
A Fathers Day card about dad dancing
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)
A light blue congratulations card with the words Congrats on the new job
Congrats On The New Job! Congratulations Card
£2.95 (DRO 09)
For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card
£2.95 (DRO 01)

Available from 22nd October
This Is A Note Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 82)

Available from 22nd October
OMFG Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 80)

Available from 22nd October
Holiday Photo Vintage Effect Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 75)

Available from 22nd October
Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 61)

Available from 22nd October
Fancy A Curry? Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 44)

Available from 22nd October
Fancy A Kebab? Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 43)

Available from 22nd October
Greetings From... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 42)

Available from 22nd October
Hello! Sexy Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 40)

Available from 22nd October
Fuck You Very Much Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 39)

Available from 22nd October
All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 37)

Available from 22nd October
I Love London Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 24)

Available from 22nd October
Big Gay Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 23)

Available from 22nd October
Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 128)

Available from 22nd October
Goonies names Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 109)
Nimble nifty 90 Card
£2.95 (DMY 12)
A bright yellow birthday card with blue, red, purple and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 39 again
You're 39 again Card
£2.95 (DMY 06)

Available from 22nd October
Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 49)
A black Valentine's Card with multicoloured rounded text in the middle that reads Love comes in every colour
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.95 (DMV 137)
Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 115)
You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 113)
I Love Your Wobbly Bits Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 104)
Unnecessarily Offensive Card
£2.95 (DMU 197)
You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card
£2.95 (DMU 146)
A bright yellow coaster with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from 22nd October
Nice bright cheerful Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 206)
A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love

Available from 22nd October
Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 198)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 22nd October
Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 195)
A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass

Available from 22nd October
I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 193)
A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background
Save 62%

Available from 22nd October
Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Available from 22nd October
Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 163)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera

Available from 22nd October
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 143)
A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer
Save 62%

Available from 22nd October
I Love Beer Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)
A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman looking up

Available from 22nd October
The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 112)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling, brunette woman in front of a green background

Available from 22nd October
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 05)

Available from 22nd October
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug
£8.75 (DMM 30)
A large light blue card with the words If you must leave please do it without any big drama

Available from 22nd October
If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card
£4.00 (DML 17)
A large dark pink card with the words Today is all about you
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
Today Is All About You (Large Card)
£4.00

Available from 22nd October
Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 92)

Available from 22nd October
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 80)

Available from 22nd October
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 41)
A fridge magnet with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 22nd October
Sounds gay I'm in Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 149)

Available from 22nd October
Alexa Send Wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 135)
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
8 Out Of 10 Cats Fridge Magnet
£2.75

Available from 22nd October
Who Wants Fisting? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 95)

Available from 22nd October
Keep Calm And Carry On Badge
£2.00 (DMD 70)
A bright yellow badge with bold lower case red and black text that reads What shall I overthink about today

Available from 22nd October
What shall I overthink about today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 335)
A white badge with a half rainbow and underneath bold rounded black text that reads Proud as fuck.

Available from 22nd October
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 301)
This white badge has large blue and red capital letters spelling out World's best arsehole!

Available from 22nd October
World's Best Arsehole Badge
£2.00 (DMD 297)
A dark blue badge with rounded lower case text that reads The older I get the more I forget what I'm supposed to not give a fuck about

Available from 22nd October
The older I get Badge
£2.00 (DMD 298)
A black badge featuring white text that reads TikTok twat

Available from 22nd October
TikTok Twat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 280)
A red badge with white text reading Needy attention sponge

Available from 22nd October
Needy Attention Sponge Badge
£2.00 (DMD 277)
A rainbow pattern badge reading Love is Love in white

Available from 22nd October
Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 258)
A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Available from 22nd October
Office Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 244)
A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess

Available from 22nd October
Prosecco Princess Badge
£2.00 (DMD 213)
A rude badge reading Moody emo twat

Available from 22nd October
Moody Emo Twat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 208)
A black badge with bold white text that blends down to yellow that reads Muscle slut

Available from 22nd October
Muscle Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 193)

Available from 22nd October
Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge
£2.00 (DMD 186)

Available from 22nd October
Big Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 183)

Available from 22nd October
Camel Toe Alert Badge
£2.00 (DMD 171)

Available from 22nd October
I Love Helvetica Badge
£2.00 (DMD 147)

Available from 22nd October
Get Your Shit Together Badge
£2.00 (DMD 127)
A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (DMA 444)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.95 (DMA 423)
A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.95 (DMA 404)
A purple Father's Day with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads Dad I'm so glad you're bald, like beer and fart loads
Drink beer and fart loads Card
£2.95 (DAD 64)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and yellow text in the middle that reads Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead
Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card
£2.95 (DAD 62)
A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera
Personalise This Card

Grumpy old git Card
£3.50 (WEB 32)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
Personalise This Card

Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
Personalise This Card

Best bitch in town name Card
£3.50 (WEB 20)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
Personalise This Card

Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 16)
A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy
Website Exclusive
Save a horse Card
£3.50 (WEB 13)
A funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I was going to buy you a birthday present but I spent the money on booze and porn instead
Website Exclusive
Booze and porn Card
£3.50 (WEB 10)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro 1980s yearbook photo of a young man with a thin moustache and classic mullet
Website Exclusive
Wayne was a wanker card
£3.50 (WEB 02)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
Personalise This Card

Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)
A white badge with black, red and green text that reads This Christmas treat yourself to some anal

Available from 22nd October
Treat yourself to some anal Badge
£2.00 (DMD 378)
A funny Christmas card featuring a vintage picture of a sarcastic smiling woman in a white coat and festive dress with white text around her reads Jingle all the way over that cliff
Jingle all the way Card
£2.95 (DMX 366)
A funny LGBTQ+ birthday cards with rainbow coloured text in white blocks against a rainbow background that reads Happy birthday from the lesbians
Happy Birthday from the lesbians Card
£2.95 (RAN 179)
dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee
Save 85%

Available from 22nd October
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)
A vibrant coaster with a retro-style drawing of two men in pyjamas, sliding down a rainbow on a sled

Available from 22nd October
Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 124)
A funny coaster with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves

Available from 22nd October
The older I get Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 244)
A rude coaster with a close up of a smiling ginger haired woman with a bright pink top and bold blue eyeliner looking to camera

Available from 22nd October
The problem with some people Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 243)
A deep yellow badge with bold black lettering that reads Sick of this shit

Available from 22nd October
Sick of this shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 381)
A dark blue badge with white, pink and yellow text that reads You're never too old to enjoy a good fart

Available from 22nd October
Enjoy a good fart Badge
£2.00 (DMD 380)
A black badge with white and rainbow text that reads I'm here I'm Queer and my back aches

Available from 22nd October
I'm here I'm queer Badge
£2.00 (DMD 373)
A black badge with white and multi coloured text that reads I'm very IDGAF today

Available from 22nd October
Very IDGAF today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 370)
A dark purple badge with rounded white text that reads Here's to another day of not giving a single fuck

Available from 22nd October
Here's to another day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 369)
A white badge with a rainbow border and rainbow text that reads i am super gay

Available from 22nd October
I am super gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 366)
A red and green badge with shadowed white text that reads I am weird! and I will be weird again

Available from 22nd October
I am weird Badge
£2.00 (DMD 365)
A cute Valentine's card with a deep red border and inside is an illustration of a cute dalmatian dog wearing heart shaped shades. Simple text above reads Happy valentine's day
Happy valentine's day Card
£2.95 (DMV 160)
A hearts pattered pink Valentine's Day card with simple rounded white and pink text that reads Happy Valentine's to the sexiest wife ever
Sexiest wife ever Card
£2.95 (DMV 157)
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Available from 22nd October
Keep Calm And Eat A Mince Pie
£0.50 £1.15
A novelty mug with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 22nd October
Totally gay Mug
£8.75 (DMM 40)
A yellow novelty mug with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from 22nd October
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Mug
£8.75 (DMM 38)
A white novelty mug with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd October
I always poo on work time Mug
£8.75 (DMM 37)
A mug with a background sunburst of ‘pride’ rainbow colours, centring on the caption ‘Yasss queen’ written in chunky bold white 3D style letters in black relief

Available from 22nd October
Yasss Queen Mug
£8.75 (DMM 33)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?

Available from 22nd October
Hello! Is beer involved Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 239)
A coaster with the pattern of the trans pride flag

Available from 22nd October
Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 232)
A black coaster featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

Available from 22nd October
The moaning Lisa Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 229)
<p> A fridge magnet with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Available from 22nd October
Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 153)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 22nd October
I love gay Pen
£3.50 (PEN 90)
A white badge with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 22nd October
I love gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 357)
A dark blue badge with smart white and multicoloured text that reads failing at live but looking fabulous while I do

Available from 22nd October
Failing at life but looking fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 351)
A plain white badge with elegant black text that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them

Available from 22nd October
Only give fucks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 346)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling man in a smart suit looking to camera. He's saying Who's the Daddy
Who's the Daddy Card
£2.95 (DMU 251)

Available from 22nd October
Please Give Me An Upgrade Badge
£2.00 (DMD 26)

Available from 22nd October
Nobody Cares About Your Drama Badge
£2.00 (DMD 198)

Available from 22nd October
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 50)
An LGBTQ+ postcard of the pride flag

Available from 22nd October
Pride Flag Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 127)
Stupid twats March Card
£2.95 (RAN 57)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two girls with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride girls Card
£2.95 (RAN 105)
A white birthday card with black capital text reading Best friends forever
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (POP 20)
A LGBT greeting card with a big rainbow reading have a nice gay
Have a nice gay Card
£2.95 (POP 13)
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine
Alexa send wine Card
£2.95 (POP 07)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

Available from 22nd October
Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 56)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Stay the fuck away

Available from 22nd October
Stay The Fuck Away Pen
£3.50 (PEN 52)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 22nd October
I Hate My Boss Pen
£3.50 (PEN 46)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Needy attention sponge.

Available from 22nd October
Needy Attention Sponge Pen
£3.50 (PEN 44)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red and black text on one side reads Being a useless tosser is all part of my charm

Available from 22nd October
Being A Useless Tosser Pen
£3.50 (PEN 31)
A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and blue text in the middle that reads 50% hero, 40% wine, 10% taxi, 100% Mum
100% Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 58)
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Available from 22nd October
Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Mum you made me fabulous Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 54)
All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 45)
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Mum Goals Card
£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)
Can't even this xmas multipack

Available from 22nd October
Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 49)
Less Messy That The EU's Exit From the EU Card
£2.95 (GUM 23)
Old is the New Young Card
£2.95 (GUM 21)
A bold pink birthday card with the words Get off Facebook! It’s your birthday
Get Off Facebook Card
£2.95 (DSS 79)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my brilliant boyfriend
Happy Birthday To My Brilliant Boyfriend Card
£2.95 (DSS 69)
A baby blue greeting card, with the words Beautiful bonny bouncing baby boy
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Beautiful Bonny Bouncing Baby Boy Baby Card
£2.95
A light blue card with the words Mum thanks for being excited about lots of new places to drink when I came out
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

Available from 22nd October
We Are Splitting The Bill Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 95)

Available from 22nd October
Have A Totes Amezeballs Day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 65)

Available from 22nd October
My Frequent Flyer Status Is Better Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 38)

Available from 22nd October
I'm So Rich I Shit Diamonds Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 30)

Available from 22nd October
I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 18)
A black postcard with bold text in the middle in shades of blue, pink, yellow and white that read Queer and proud

Available from 22nd October
Queer and proud Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 143)
A pink and purple postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are He Him

Available from 22nd October
He him pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 138)