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A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. White text in a red box reads Proud to be Woke
Proud to be woke Pen
£3.50 (PEN 91)
A white badge with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion
Graphic design is my passion Badge
£2.00 (DMD 356)
A dark blue badge with rounded white text that reads Be more dog
Be More Dog Badge
£2.00 (DMD 341)
A birthday card featuring a retro illustration of a smiling man riding a sledge over a rainbow in space. Multicoloured rounded text above him reads You may not be as gay as this but at least you're trying
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.95 (RAN 147)
A Mother's Day card with a 1970s picture of a exhausted mother sitting down with her feet up on a sofa
Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 476)
A bright red badge with black outlined white and yellow text that reads Fuck off! I'm reading
Fuck off I'm reading Badge
£2.00 (DMD 323)
A bold white greeting card with a a bold colourful rainbow with bold rounded text underneath that reads Happy Pride
Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 96)
A white birthday card with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card
£2.95 (RAN 90)
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
Good Vibes Only Card
£2.95 (RAN 74)
Biggest bellend June Card
£2.95 (RAN 60)
Huge knobhead April Card
£2.95 (RAN 58)
A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub
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Dad, fancy the pub? Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)
A birthday card featuring a bright rainbow pattern exploding from behind white text that reads I'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of you Card
£2.95 (RAN 100)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I give no fucks
I give no fucks Pen
£3.50 (PEN 66)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch
Office Bitch Pen
£3.50 (PEN 63)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss
I Hate My Boss Pen
£3.50 (PEN 46)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude
Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen
£3.50 (PEN 33)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink
Fuck Work Pen
£3.50 (PEN 15)
A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded pink, blue and white text that reads Mum! Mum! Mum! Feed me Happy mother's Day
Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 61)
Wanking in a Winter Wonderland Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 42)
Big Gay Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 14)
Prosecco Tequila Vodka Card
£2.95 (GUM 34)
Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card
£2.95 (GUM 26)
A deep pink congratulations card with the words Well done you passed
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Well Done You Passed Congratulations Card
£2.95
A light blue congratulations card with the words Congrats on the new job
Congrats On The New Job! Congratulations Card
£2.95 (DRO 09)
Complete Tosser Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 81)
I'll Have A Mocha Choca Latte Soya Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 74)
Hello You Big Knob Head Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 63)
Fuck You Very Much Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 39)
Dick Prick Pecker... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 33)
A bold rainbow patterned postcard with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 136)
A deep red postcard with angled bold black text in white boxes that reads Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati
Tofu eating wokerati Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 135)
A rude bright yellow postcard with alternating deep pink and blue rounded text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 129)
A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70
Super duper 70 Card
£2.95 (DMY 10)
A bright blue birthday card with yellow, red and white rounded letters that read Fun begins at 40
Fun begins at 40 Card
£2.95 (DMY 07)
A bright yellow birthday card with blue, red, purple and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 39 again
You're 39 again Card
£2.95 (DMY 06)
Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 49)
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Totally Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
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You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)
A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise
Really really old Card
£2.95 (DMU 227)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner
Smelt that fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 201)
A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 64)
You're Fucking Awesome - Keep It Up! Mug
£8.75 (DMM 22)
A rectangular fridge magnet with the classic six colour rainbow flag pattern
Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 90)
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 80)
A fridge magnet with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 149)
A fridge magnet with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 143)
Hands up! if you're drunk Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 140)
Rainbow Flag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 99)
Who Wants Fisting? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 95)
Union Jack Badge
£2.00 (DMD 73)
I Love Muff Diving Badge
£2.00 (DMD 55)
This badge features a picture of loo roll reading I survived the great loo roll shortage of 2020
I Survived The Loo Roll Shortage Badge
£2.00 (DMD 279)
A white badge reading A smile a day keeps the wankers away
Smile a Day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 249)
A funny badge reading What the actual fuck?
What The Actual Fuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 209)
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge
£2.00 (DMD 187)
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge
£2.00 (DMD 18)
Clowns Scare Me Badge
£2.00 (DMD 179)
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge
£2.00 (DMD 177)
Kiss My Furry Muff Badge
£2.00 (DMD 176)
I Love Gays Badge
£2.00 (DMD 15)
This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny
Bored And Horny Badge
£2.00 (DMD 136)
This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board
Baby On Board Badge
£2.00 (DMD 118)
The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge
£2.00 (DMD 110)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying sister
Most annoying Sister Card
£2.95 (DMA 452)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 439)
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
Your Pet Unicorn Card
£2.95 (DMA 180)
A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash
Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad
£2.95 (DAD 58)
A Fathers Day card about father and son
Like Father Like Son Card
£2.95 (DAD 48)
A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)
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There's No Problem Coaster
£1.25 £3.25
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1970s smiling woman in a festive jumper holding a lot of presents
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Let's spend loads of money Card
£3.50 (WEB 37)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
Personalise This Card

Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy
Website Exclusive
Save a horse Card
£3.50 (WEB 13)
A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...
Personalise This Card

Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 12)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut
Website Exclusive
Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card
£3.50 (WEB 07)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro 1980s yearbook photo of a young man with a thin moustache and classic mullet
Website Exclusive
Wayne was a wanker card
£3.50 (WEB 02)
A black badge with red, green and white spots surrounding white text that reads Merry kiss my ass
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 379)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1970s smiling man laughing and pointing to the camera saying I wouldn't be celebrating a birthday at your age
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man with glasses and a suit standing in front of a bold colour pattern
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 589)
A white badge with bold black text that reads I work with idiots
I work with idiots Badge
£2.00 (DMD 382)
funny badge with the picture of a rainbow unicorn on. White text reads Yes, I'm this gay
Yes, I'm this gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 372)
A dark blue badge with rounded yellow text that reads The problem with some people is they're cunts
The problem with some people Badge
£2.00 (DMD 371)
A rainbow Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you in a gay way
Love You in a gay way Card
£2.95 (DMV 153)
A funny birthday card with a rainbow pattern emanating out from a white circle in the middle with back and multi-coloured text inside that reads Happy birthday super gay
Happy birthday super gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 165)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited housewife jumping for joy
Happy Mum day Card
£2.95 (DMA 578)
A white novelty mug with dark blue and red text that reads World's nest arsehole
World's best arsehole Mug
£8.75 (DMM 44)
A retro birthday birthday featuring a smiling woman in a black dress holding a martini glass. White, yellow and pink text above her reads Let's skip the Birthday meal and go straight for the cheap drinks
Let's skip the Birthday meal Card
£2.95 (DMA 562)
A funny salmon pink coaster with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow
Seize the day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 237)
A coaster featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick
First class honours Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 234)
A bold rainbow patterned coaster. Multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make drinking fabulous again
Make drinking fabulous again Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 231)
A fridge magnet with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay
Totally gay Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 156)
A bright pink greeting card with the words Mum you’re bloody amazing sorry for swearing
Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card
£2.95 (DSS 18)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads I'd rather be hiking
I'd rather be hiking Pen
£3.50 (PEN 86)
An LGBTQ+ badge with the intersex progress pride flag banner
Intersex progress pride flag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 359)
A white badge with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay
I love gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 357)
A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.95 (DMU 243)
A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white, blue and purple text that reads Dad you're bloody brilliant - Sorry for swearing
Dad you're bloody brilliant Card
£2.95 (DAD 69)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, blue and yellow text that reads I hope you like this lovely Father's Day card, that Mum told me to get
Hope you like this lovely Card
£2.95 (DAD 68)
This badge features simple black text reading Stay the fuck away
Stay The Fuck Away Badge
£2.00 (DMD 287)
Nobody Cares About Your Drama Badge
£2.00 (DMD 198)
An LGBTQ+ postcard of the pride flag
Pride Flag Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 127)
A bight yellow birthday card with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card
£2.95 (RAN 94)
Huge knobhead October Card
£2.95 (RAN 64)
You're Here Your Queer Card
£2.95 (RAN 36)
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Happy New Normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 31)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Card
£2.95 (RAN 130)
Love is Love Card
£2.95 (RAN 03)
A funny text based birthday card about farts
Open this card massive fart Card
£2.95 (POP 11)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Bored as fuck
Bored as fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 76)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Capitalised red and deep blue text along one side reads World's best arsehole
World's best arsehole Pen
£3.50 (PEN 67)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat
Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 56)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay
Have A Nice Gay Pen
£3.50 (PEN 50)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink
Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen
£3.50 (PEN 22)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Pen
£3.50 (PEN 09)
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Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)
Mum, Thanks For Being Card
£2.95 (MUM 44)
Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 29)
Christmas Twat in a Santa Hat Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 43)
A dark purple card with the words May your birthday be filled with epic awesomeness
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Epic Awesomeness Card
£2.95 (DSS 68)
A bright yellow card with the words A big thank you. It's so big it won't even fit on this card
A BIG Thank You Card
£2.95 (DSS 59)
A Fathers Day card about dad dancing
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Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)
For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card
£2.95 (DRO 01)
This Is A Note Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 82)
OMFG Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 80)
Holiday Photo Vintage Effect Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 75)
Have A Totes Amezeballs Day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 65)
Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 61)
Fancy A Curry? Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 44)
Greetings From... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 42)
Hello! Sexy Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 40)
My Frequent Flyer Status Is Better Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 38)
All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 37)
I Love London Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 24)
Big Gay Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 23)
Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 128)
Goonies names Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 109)
Shit Just Got Real Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 101)
Nimble nifty 90 Card
£2.95 (DMY 12)
A black Valentine's Card with multicoloured rounded text in the middle that reads Love comes in every colour
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.95 (DMV 137)
Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 115)
You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 113)
I Love Your Wobbly Bits Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 104)
A funny Fathers Day card with a picture of a dad reading a book to his son
Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMU 200)
Unnecessarily Offensive Card
£2.95 (DMU 197)
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A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)
You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card
£2.95 (DMU 146)
A bright yellow coaster with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 206)
A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love
Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 198)
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I Foresee Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay
Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 195)
A coaster with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font
Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 185)
Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 163)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 143)
A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman looking up
The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 112)
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug
£8.75 (DMM 30)
A large light blue card with the words If you must leave please do it without any big drama
If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card
£4.00 (DML 17)
A large dark pink card with the words Today is all about you
Sold Out
Today Is All About You (Large Card)
£4.00
Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 92)
I Love Anal Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 55)
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 41)
Let's celebrate Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 141)
Alexa Send Wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 135)
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Fridge Magnet
£2.75
Soup of the Day Wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 123)
The Man The Myth The Bellend Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 122)
Keep Calm And Carry On Badge
£2.00 (DMD 70)
A bright yellow badge with bold lower case red and black text that reads What shall I overthink about today
What shall I overthink about today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 335)
A badge displaying the trans flag with the colour stripes from top to bottom as blue, pink, white, pink, blue
Trans pride Badge
£2.00 (DMD 325)
A rainbow striped badge with a shite circle in the middle. Black and pink rounded text in the circle reads Sounds gay, I'm in!
Sounds gay I'm in Badge
£2.00 (DMD 317)
This white badge has large blue and red capital letters spelling out World's best arsehole!
World's Best Arsehole Badge
£2.00 (DMD 297)
A dark blue badge with rounded lower case text that reads The older I get the more I forget what I'm supposed to not give a fuck about
The older I get Badge
£2.00 (DMD 298)
A black badge featuring white text that reads TikTok twat
TikTok Twat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 280)
A red badge with white text reading Needy attention sponge
Needy Attention Sponge Badge
£2.00 (DMD 277)
A badge reading Send nudes
Send Nudes Badge
£2.00 (DMD 261)
A rainbow pattern badge reading Love is Love in white
Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 258)
A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker
Office Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 244)
A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess
Prosecco Princess Badge
£2.00 (DMD 213)
A funny badge reading Wake up be fabulous repeat!
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 211)
A rude badge reading Moody emo twat
Moody Emo Twat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 208)
You Sir Are A Knob Badge
£2.00 (DMD 196)
A black badge with bold white text that blends down to yellow that reads Muscle slut
Muscle Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 193)
Nice Package Badge
£2.00 (DMD 192)
Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge
£2.00 (DMD 186)
Big Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 183)
Where Are My Pills And Alcohol Badge
£2.00 (DMD 165)
Get Your Shit Together Badge
£2.00 (DMD 127)
A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (DMA 444)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.95 (DMA 423)
A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.95 (DMA 404)
A purple Father's Day with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads Dad I'm so glad you're bald, like beer and fart loads
Drink beer and fart loads Card
£2.95 (DAD 64)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and yellow text in the middle that reads Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead
Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card
£2.95 (DAD 62)
Santa Goes to Andy's Man Club
£2.95 (RAN 202)
A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera
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Grumpy old git Card
£3.50 (WEB 32)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
Personalise This Card

Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 16)
A funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I was going to buy you a birthday present but I spent the money on booze and porn instead
Website Exclusive
Booze and porn Card
£3.50 (WEB 10)
A rude dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I could have got you a nice birthday card you big twat but who needs that fake bullshit friendship?
Website Exclusive
Fake bullshit Card
£3.50 (WEB 09)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 15)
A light pink badge with red, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Meh Christmas
Meh Badge
£2.00 (DMD 376)
A funny LGBTQ+ birthday cards with rainbow coloured text in white blocks against a rainbow background that reads Happy birthday from the lesbians
Happy Birthday from the lesbians Card
£2.95 (RAN 179)
A vibrant coaster with a retro-style drawing of two men in pyjamas, sliding down a rainbow on a sled
Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 124)
A white coaster with plain black capitalised text which reads I work with idiots
I work with idiots Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 246)
A funny coaster with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves
The older I get Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 244)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text reads Penny McPenface
Penny Mcpenface Pen
£3.50 (PEN 94)
A deep yellow badge with bold black lettering that reads Sick of this shit
Sick of this shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 381)
A dark blue badge with white, pink and yellow text that reads You're never too old to enjoy a good fart
Enjoy a good fart Badge
£2.00 (DMD 380)
A red badge with a black band in the middle with white text that reads Free hugs
Free hugs Badge
£2.00 (DMD 374)
A black badge with white and rainbow text that reads I'm here I'm Queer and my back aches
I'm here I'm queer Badge
£2.00 (DMD 373)
A black badge with white and multi coloured text that reads I'm very IDGAF today
Very IDGAF today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 370)
A dark purple badge with rounded white text that reads Here's to another day of not giving a single fuck
Here's to another day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 369)
A white badge with a rainbow border and rainbow text that reads i am super gay
I am super gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 366)
A red and green badge with shadowed white text that reads I am weird! and I will be weird again
I am weird Badge
£2.00 (DMD 365)
A cute Valentine's card with a deep red border and inside is an illustration of a cute dalmatian dog wearing heart shaped shades. Simple text above reads Happy valentine's day
Happy valentine's day Card
£2.95 (DMV 160)
A hearts pattered pink Valentine's Day card with simple rounded white and pink text that reads Happy Valentine's to the sexiest wife ever
Sexiest wife ever Card
£2.95 (DMV 157)
A plain white Valentine's Day card with simple rounded red and pink text that reads I love you like a squirrel loves nuts
Like a squirrel loves nuts Card
£2.95 (DMV 154)
A novelty mug with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay
Totally gay Mug
£8.75 (DMM 40)
A yellow novelty mug with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Mug
£8.75 (DMM 38)
A mug with a background sunburst of ‘pride’ rainbow colours, centring on the caption ‘Yasss queen’ written in chunky bold white 3D style letters in black relief
Yasss Queen Mug
£8.75 (DMM 33)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?
Hello! Is beer involved Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 239)
A coaster with the pattern of the trans pride flag
Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 232)
A black coaster featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa
The moaning Lisa Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 229)
A black coaster with bold white angled white text that reads Shove this drink up your arse surrounded by pastel coloured spots
Shove this drink up your arse Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 228)
A white coaster with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion
Graphic design is my passion Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 221)
<p> A fridge magnet with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion
Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 153)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay
I love gay Pen
£3.50 (PEN 90)
A dark blue badge with smart white and multicoloured text that reads failing at live but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life but looking fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 351)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold rounded white text with a black shadow that reads Happy holigays
Happy Holigays Badge
£2.00 (DMD 347)
A plain white badge with elegant black text that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them
Only give fucks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 346)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling man in a smart suit looking to camera. He's saying Who's the Daddy
Who's the Daddy Card
£2.95 (DMU 251)
Please Give Me An Upgrade Badge
£2.00 (DMD 26)
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 50)
Stupid twats March Card
£2.95 (RAN 57)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two girls with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride girls Card
£2.95 (RAN 105)
A white birthday card with black capital text reading Best friends forever
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (POP 20)
A LGBT greeting card with a big rainbow reading have a nice gay
Have a nice gay Card
£2.95 (POP 13)
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine
Alexa send wine Card
£2.95 (POP 07)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Stay the fuck away
Stay The Fuck Away Pen
£3.50 (PEN 52)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Needy attention sponge.
Needy Attention Sponge Pen
£3.50 (PEN 44)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red and black text on one side reads Being a useless tosser is all part of my charm
Being A Useless Tosser Pen
£3.50 (PEN 31)
A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and blue text in the middle that reads 50% hero, 40% wine, 10% taxi, 100% Mum
100% Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 58)
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Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)
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Mum you made me fabulous Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 54)
All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 45)
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Mum Goals Card
£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)
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Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)
Can't even this xmas multipack
Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 49)
You Are The Gayest Person I Know Card
£2.95 (GUM 25)
Less Messy That The EU's Exit From the EU Card
£2.95 (GUM 23)
Old is the New Young Card
£2.95 (GUM 21)