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A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 107)

Available from 10th September

Today is a lovely day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 216)

Available from 10th September

Who fancies a wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 212)

Available from 10th September

Friends that drink together Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 209)

Available from 10th September

Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 198)

Available from 10th September

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 182)

Available from 10th September

100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

Available from 10th September

Yasss Queen Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 163)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

Available from 10th September

£5.00 £8.75

Available from 10th September

If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card

£4.00 (DML 17)

Today Is All About You (Large Card)

Available from 10th September

£4.00

Available from 10th September

I Love Anal Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 55)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Fridge Magnet

Available from 10th September

£2.75

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The Man The Myth The Bellend Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 122)

Available from 10th September

You Shit Rainbows Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 101)

Available from 10th September

Keep Calm And Carry On Badge

£2.00 (DMD 70)

Available from 10th September

Bored as fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 338)

Available from 10th September

Fuck this that you off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 329)

Available from 10th September

Trans pride Badge

£2.00 (DMD 325)

Available from 10th September

Leave me the fuck alone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 318)

Available from 10th September

The older I get Badge

£2.00 (DMD 298)

Available from 10th September

TikTok Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 280)

Available from 10th September

Needy Attention Sponge Badge

£2.00 (DMD 277)

Available from 10th September

Send Nudes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 261)

Available from 10th September

Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 258)

Available from 10th September

I'm Happy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 253)

Available from 10th September

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

Available from 10th September

Nice Package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 192)

Available from 10th September

Warning - This Badge Is Fucking Badge

£2.00 (DMD 190)

Available from 10th September

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 186)

Available from 10th September

Ladies, Please Contain Your Orgasms Badge

£2.00 (DMD 167)

Available from 10th September

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£2.00 (DMD 127)

You've still got it Dad Card

£2.95 (DMA 440)

Bloody Hell You got Old Card

£2.95 (DMA 404)

Dad you're the best Mum Card

£2.95 (DAD 56)

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Available from 10th September

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

Available from 10th September

Another shitty year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 306)

Used to be a people person Coaster

Available from 10th September

£1.25 £3.25

Curse of the doomscroller Card

Available from 10th September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Biggest sassy bitch I know Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 305)

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card

£2.95 (DMX 252)

Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)

Bro Do You Even Lift Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 113)

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Available from 10th September

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Available from 10th September

Best boss ever Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 255)

Available from 10th September

Balanced diet Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 161)

Available from 10th September

Inside every old person Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 158)

Available from 10th September

Everything is fucked Badge

£2.00 (DMD 399)

Available from 10th September

Hot mess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 398)

Available from 10th September

Eat sleep wank repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 396)

Available from 10th September

The gays are here Badge

£2.00 (DMD 393)

Available from 10th September

Trans rights Badge

£2.00 (DMD 392)

Available from 10th September

Pour me a large wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 383)

Shit under the Christmas tree Card

£2.95 (DMX 372)

Jesus Christmas picky bits Card

£2.95 (DMX 371)

Being an adult Card

£2.95 (DBA 09)

Are you Happy Is it your birthday Card

£2.95 (RAN 187)

Dad - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 606)

Santa Goes to Andy's Man Club

£2.95 (RAN 202)

A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera

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Grumpy old git Card

£3.50 (WEB 32)

Available from 10th September

Meh Badge

£2.00 (DMD 376)

Infinite gayness Card

£2.95 (RAN 180)

Available from 10th September

Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 124)

Available from 10th September

Who invited you Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 248)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Overworked and underpaid

Available from 10th September

Overworked and underpaid Pen

£3.50 (PEN 92)

Available from 10th September

Sick of this shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 381)

Available from 10th September

Enjoy a good fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 380)

Available from 10th September

I'm here I'm queer Badge

£2.00 (DMD 373)

Available from 10th September

Grey pubes guy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 368)

Available from 10th September

I am weird Badge

£2.00 (DMD 365)

Like a squirrel loves nuts Card

Available from 10th September

Wild for you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 159)

£2.95 (DMV 154)

Happy Dad day Card

£2.95 (DMA 579)

Available from 10th September

Yasss Queen Mug

£8.75 (DMM 33)

Available from 10th September

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

Available from 10th September

Trans pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 232)

Available from 10th September

I'd rather be hiking Badge

£2.00 (DMD 355)

Available from 10th September

Failing at life but looking fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 351)

Available from 10th September

Dad you're the boss Card

£2.95 (DMA 543)

Available from 10th September

Think Happy Thoughts Bugger Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 94)

Beautiful Bonny Bouncing Baby Girl Baby Card

£2.95 (DSS 46)

Available from 10th September

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 105)

Available from 10th September

Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 50)

New Name New You Transition Card

Available from 10th September

Stay The Fuck Away Pen

£3.50 (PEN 52)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Needy attention sponge.

Available from 10th September

Needy Attention Sponge Pen

£3.50 (PEN 44)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red and black text on one side reads Being a useless tosser is all part of my charm

Available from 10th September

Being A Useless Tosser Pen

£3.50 (PEN 31)

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 58)

Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card

£2.95 (MUM 57)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 45)

Available from 10th September

Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

£5.99 (MUL 49)

You Are The Gayest Person I Know Card

£2.95 (GUM 25)

Less Messy That The EU's Exit From the EU Card

£2.95 (GUM 23)

Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 83)

Get Off Facebook Card

£2.95 (DSS 79)

Happy Birthday To My Brilliant Boyfriend Card

£2.95 (DSS 69)

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Available from 10th September

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

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Sister Get Out Of The Bathroom So I Can Wish You Happy Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 02)

Available from 10th September

This Postcard is Pretty Damn Gay

£1.15 (DPO 93)

Available from 10th September

My Life Is One Big #Epic #Fail Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 28)

Available from 10th September

I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 18)

Available from 10th September

He him pronouns Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 138)

Available from 10th September

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 124)

Available from 10th September

Wish you a Merry Fuckmas Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 118)

Fantastic 30 Card

£2.95 (DMY 05)

Brilliant boyfriend Valentines Card

Available from 10th September

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMU 191)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

Whatsapp Group Card

£2.95 (DMU 168)

Available from 10th September

Gayer than Kylie Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 220)

Available from 10th September

Mocha choca latte Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 214)

Available from 10th September

World's best arsehole Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 201)

Available from 10th September

Progress Pride Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 196)

Available from 10th September

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 190)

Available from 10th September

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 180)

Available from 10th September

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 160)

Available from 10th September

Wine Appreciation Day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 158)

Available from 10th September

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

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Available from 10th September

Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)

Available from 10th September

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 21)

Available from 10th September

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 08)

Available from 10th September

World's best arsehole Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 145)

Available from 10th September

You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 117)

Available from 10th September

Stalk Me On Facebook Badge

£2.00 (DMD 86)

Available from 10th September

Arse Bandit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 66)

Available from 10th September

Bankers And Wankers Badge

£2.00 (DMD 62)

Available from 10th September

Queer AF Badge

£2.00 (DMD 321)

Available from 10th September

He / Him Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 303)

Available from 10th September

Cheerful fuck you Badge

£2.00 (DMD 300)

Available from 10th September

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

Available from 10th September

Hello You! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 251)

Available from 10th September

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 232)

Available from 10th September

We're Splitting the Bill Badge

£2.00 (DMD 219)

Available from 10th September

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 191)

Available from 10th September

Team Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 158)

Best Mum award Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 475)

You've won the best dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 441)

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 321)

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Lost loads on crypto Card

Available from 10th September

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

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Available from 10th September

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

I love a quiet Card

£2.95 (DPP 09)

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Available from 10th September

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet

Available from 10th September

Merry Fuckmas Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 89)

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Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 92)

Merry Christmas fuck face Card

£2.95 (RAN 200)

Merry Christmas to another amazing human Card

£2.95 (DMX 375)

Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 31)

Nothing For You! I've Seen Your Snapchat Nudes Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 241)

Available from 10th September

Excited about air fryers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 262)

Available from 10th September

Girl with a banging hangover Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 261)

Available from 10th September

When life gives you wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 260)

Available from 10th September

Queer all year Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 258)

Available from 10th September

Eat sleep wank repeat Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 257)

Available from 10th September

Overworked and underpaid Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 256)

Available from 10th September

One day you'll go far Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 253)

Available from 10th September

May this day be filled with joy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 252)

Available from 10th September

Balanced diet Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 251)

Available from 10th September

Drunk by midnight Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 250)

Available from 10th September

Old enough to know better Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 169)

Available from 10th September

May this day Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 167)

Available from 10th September

The only difference between me and cockerel Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 166)

Trans rights Fridge Magnet

Available from 10th September

£2.75

Available from 10th September

I am this gay Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 164)

Available from 10th September

My three favourite things Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 163)

Available from 10th September

Excited about air fryers Fridge

£2.75 (DMG 162)

Available from 10th September

The problem with some people Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 160)

Available from 10th September

Drunk by midnight Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 159)

Available from 10th September

Excited about air fryers Badge

£2.00 (DMD 400)

Available from 10th September

I hate people Badge

£2.00 (DMD 395)

Available from 10th September

What fresh hell is this Badge

£2.00 (DMD 394)

Available from 10th September

Queer all year Badge

£2.00 (DMD 391)

Available from 10th September

I like long walks away from people Badge

£2.00 (DMD 390)

Available from 10th September

Ask me about my super powers Badge

£2.00 (DMD 387)

Available from 10th September

Words cannot express Badge

£2.00 (DMD 386)

Available from 10th September

Gay and tired Badge

£2.00 (DMD 385)

Not giving a single Christmas fuck Card

Available from 10th September

'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card

£1.00 £2.95

Available from 10th September

Queen of the frucking universe Coaster

Ask me about my super powers Card

£3.50 (WEB 04)

A funny red birthday card with bold red ands black text in white boxes that reads Happy birthday to a fully paid up member of the Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati club!

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Tofu eating wokerati Card

£3.50 (WEB 01)

Available from 10th September

I Love My Pussy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 21)

Available from 10th September

Am I gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 247)

Available from 10th September

Things are so much better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 245)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I hate work

Available from 10th September

I hate work Pen

£3.50 (PEN 93)

Available from 10th September

Pansexual Badge

£2.00 (DMD 384)

Available from 10th September

Mrs saggy tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 367)

Sexiest hubby ever Card

£2.95 (DMV 156)

Oh shit my back Card

£2.95 (DMU 265)

Available from 10th September

Progress pride flag Mug

£8.75 (DMM 36)

Available from 10th September

Failing at life Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 233)

Available from 10th September

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

Available from 10th September

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

Available from 10th September

I love gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 222)

Available from 10th September

Badge junkie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 354)

Available from 10th September

Queer and Proud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 344)

I love Gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 154)

Available from 10th September

I'm A Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 168)

Available from 10th September

Mocha chocca latte Badge

£2.00 (DMD 331)

I'm Fucking Fabulous. End Of Postcard

Available from 10th September

You don't need wine Card

£2.95 (POP 15)

Less perfect version of Mum Card

£2.95 (POP 04)

Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?

£2.95 (POP 03)

Raising kids Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 62)

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

You're Second To Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 42)

I've Decided Never To Move Out Mother's Day Card

Available from 10th September

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 37)

Crazy Cat Lady Card

£2.95 (GUM 18)

Available from 10th September

Queen Of Shade Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 97)

When Life Hands You Lemons Postcard

Available from 10th September

Does My Bum Look Big In This Postcard

Available from 10th September

Available from 10th September

You're Weird Postcard

Available from 10th September

Fuck You All Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 19)

Keep Calm And Send A Postcard

Available from 10th September

She her pronouns Postcard

Available from 10th September

£1.15 (DPO 139)

Available from 10th September

They them pronouns Postcard

Available from 10th September

I'll never trade you in Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 142)

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Available from 10th September

Rainbow Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 77)

Available from 10th September

Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 204)

Available from 10th September

Have a Nice Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 194)

Available from 10th September

I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 179)

Available from 10th September

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 165)

You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Mug

Available from 10th September

£8.75

Available from 10th September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 59)

Available from 10th September

I foresee wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 152)