Difference between you and a cockerel Card

Some comparisons are thoughtful. Others are incredibly specific and wildly unnecessary. This greeting card confidently delivers the latter, combining wordplay, innuendo, and a rooster that did not consent to this level of involvement. Perfect for birthdays, friendships built on sarcasm, or anyone who can take a joke exactly this far.

A funny birthday card featuring an illustration of a large red cockerel standing on a wooden post in a rural landscape with blue sky and distant houses. Large bold white text fills most of the card and reads “The only difference between you and a cockerel is the cockerel says cockadoodledoo and you say anycockwilldo.”