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More hair in your nose Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

There comes a time when hair starts growing in all the wrong places. Life is a cruel mistress but don't worry we now have the perfect birthday card for the intended victim.

A funny birthday card with a retro photo a frowning older male looking at the camera with very little hair. White text above him reads There's now more hair in your nose and ears than on the top of your head.

SKU: DMA 559

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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