Generic Postcard

Need a postcard to let people know stuff? Now we have one for all those major events - just tick away and send. You're bound to have needed at least one of these. Some are optional, of course.

A bright pink postcard with the words 'Generic Postcard' in white, on a black background, followed by the choice of options for you to tick: 'Wish you were here. Hello! Sorry you're leaving. I'm moving house. I'm getting married. Tidy your room. I fancy you. I fancy your mum. I'm gay! I married my goldfish. I've changed sex. I've been abducted by aliens. & they used the probe.'