Putrid old slag bag Card

Some cards are thoughtful, some are sweet… and some are very, very honest. This one leans fully into the joke, delivering a laugh-out-loud moment with zero attempt at being polite. Perfect for friendships where affection comes wrapped in absolute nonsense and questionable compliments.

A funny birthday card featuring a vintage-style photograph of two women sitting together and laughing while reading a birthday card. One wears a green top and the other a yellow polka dot dress. They are indoors with a softly styled retro setting including a lamp in the background. A speech bubble above them reads “Who knew you could buy a happy birthday to a putrid old slag bag card”.