Sit on the toilet at 11:59 Card
Some moments are so profound they really make you reflect on life, time, and your choices. This birthday card captures one of those rare, deeply philosophical experiences with brutal accuracy.
Ideal for birthdays, late nights, or anyone questioning the passage of time from an unfortunate position.
A greeting card featuring bold typographic text arranged in two sections. The text reads “When you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight” followed by “Same shit different day” at the bottom. The background is a bright yellow colour, with the main text in pink and the final line in blue.
Additional Information
- Card dimensions: 126x178mm
- Packed in a cellobag with envelope
- Printed and Manufactured in the UK
- Blank inside
- Standard letter post
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