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Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

Well it's true isn't it, we all do it. If the object of this Valentine's card is really that fit I wouldn't either.

Either that or it's for it's your long time lover and you already know each other's bad habits.
SKU: DMV 115

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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