Get up to wee in the night Card

We all know as the older we get those nighttime bathroom trips get more regular. Here's a birthday card to perfectly gauge exactly how old you are based on your frequency.

A funny birthday card with white text in a black box at the top that reads How many times do you have to get up to wee in the night? Below against a yellow background are tick boxes which are detailed: Sleep though, an absolute pro. Once if I've had a couple of drinks. At least twice every single night. Three or more, bladder is screwed. I should just sleep on the loo. Get up? Just easier to wet the bed.