The man the myth the legend Card

Every office has one. The man who microwaves fish without fear, survives meetings without notes, and somehow turns up five minutes late with a coffee and zero consequences. This birthday card salutes pure, unearned confidence — the kind that points at itself and expects applause.

A greeting card styled like a vintage paperback cover inspired by trashy midcentury pulp novels. The main headline text reads “The Man. The Myth. The Legend!” with a tagline at the top saying “Was there nothing this legend couldn’t do?” and a starburst declaring “A legend in his own lunchtime!” The illustration shows a smirking suited man pointing proudly at himself. The design uses distressed textures, dramatic shading, and bold cream and yellow lettering against a teal background, echoing classic pulp fiction aesthetics.