I woke up extra early Card
£2.95
While some people rise early to seize the day, others have slightly different priorities. This card celebrates commitment, dedication, and the sort of self-awareness that comes from knowing exactly who you are before breakfast.
Perfect for anyone who treats being difficult as a full-time hobby.
A funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman wearing a luxurious white fur coat and sparkling jewellery. She glances back with a mischievous smile while standing outdoors at sunrise in a suburban neighbourhood. Bold dark blue text beside her reads “I woke up extra early today so I have more time to be a cunt”.
A funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman wearing a luxurious white fur coat and sparkling jewellery. She glances back with a mischievous smile while standing outdoors at sunrise in a suburban neighbourhood. Bold dark blue text beside her reads “I woke up extra early today so I have more time to be a cunt”.
SKU:
DPP 01
Additional Information
- Card dimensions: 126x178mm
- Packed in a cellobag with envelope
- Printed and Manufactured in the UK
- Blank inside
- Standard letter post
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