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We Go Together Like My Penis and Your Vagina Valentines Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

You know it's a good Valentine Card when it mentions both male and female sexual organs. Here's one that does just that so you can send it to the Yin to your Yang. A match made in the bedroom.

SKU: DMV 87

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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