I love quiet birthdays Card
£2.95
Forget the big parties, complicated plans, and endless social obligations. This birthday card celebrates the dream scenario: a peaceful day, a decent drink, and as little interaction with annoying people as possible.
Perfect for anyone who believes birthdays should be relaxing, civilised, and carefully managed.
A funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman wearing an elegant black dress, pearl jewellery, and a white fur stole. She holds a martini glass garnished with olives and smiles knowingly at the viewer. The background is a rich pink gradient. Large white text beside her reads “I love a quiet birthday low stress minimal cunts”.
A funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman wearing an elegant black dress, pearl jewellery, and a white fur stole. She holds a martini glass garnished with olives and smiles knowingly at the viewer. The background is a rich pink gradient. Large white text beside her reads “I love a quiet birthday low stress minimal cunts”.
SKU:
DPP 04
Additional Information
- Card dimensions: 126x178mm
- Packed in a cellobag with envelope
- Printed and Manufactured in the UK
- Blank inside
- Standard letter post
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