Old age doesn't last long Card

When someone needs cheering up, sometimes optimism comes with a sharp edge. This birthday card offers reassurance in the most brutally honest way possible. Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or anyone currently squinting at the future.

A funny birthday card featuring a vintage-style portrait of a serious-looking man with short light hair, wearing a checked suit jacket, white shirt, and patterned tie. He is facing the viewer with a neutral expression. The background is a bright blue. Large rounded yellow text at the top reads “Cheer up!” and white rounded text beneath it reads “Old age doesn’t last too long.”