Shit in my hands and clap Card

Sometimes the most powerful RSVP is brutal transparency. This birthday card says no to forced fun, fake smiles, and compulsory celebrations — with impressive commitment to the bit. Perfect for anyone who treats social invitations as a hypothetical.

A funny greeting card featuring a vintage-style photograph of two women standing outdoors on a street, each holding paper grocery bags. One woman wears a burgundy coat with a fur collar and black gloves, while the other wears a green coat and matching hat. They are smiling at each other. A speech bubble above the first woman reads “Would you like to come to my birthday party?” and a speech bubble above the second woman reads “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.”