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Sucking Santa Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

Well everyone, even Santa Claus, needs a hobby and this rude Christmas card let's you know what his is. No wonder he always looks so jolly.

A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys. A speech bubble says When I'm not delivering joy to billions of happy people around the world I love nothing more than sucking on a big fat cock.

SKU: DMX 20

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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