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Favourite swear word Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

A white card with text in a black box at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today. A list below reads Bitchtits, Fuck Trumpet, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Cum Dumpster, Cuntpuddle, Fuckadoodle, Shitnubbin, Cocky McCockface and Bollockchops.

SKU: RAN 49

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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