Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen

£2.75 GBP
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If the message doesn’t stop people borrowing this pen, then consider changing jobs.

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum.

Additional Information

  • Pen is 14cm long with coloured grip
  • Design printed on one side
  • Printed in the UK
  • Large letter post

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