Not another birthday Card

Another birthday arrives like a dramatic plot twist you absolutely didn’t ask for. This birthday card leans fully into the chaos, promising mystery, mayhem, and at least one regrettable decision. Perfect for birthdays that feel more like a crime scene than a celebration.

A greeting card featuring bold vintage-style illustrated artwork and dramatic typographic text. The main headline reads “Not another birthday!” with smaller text above that says “Another year, another mystery down the shadowy alley of time…” Additional text on the right reads “Her memory, her dignity, her shoes, they could all be lost on this one wild night!” The design shows a startled woman holding her face with her mouth open in shock. The background is dark and distressed, with cream and yellow lettering and rich, muted tones throughout.