Five more minutes then I'm done Card

Modern romance, vintage guilt. That familiar nightly lie we tell ourselves before the doom-scroll takes hold and suddenly it’s tomorrow. This greeting card captures the quiet drama of shared beds, separate screens, and the universal promise that absolutely no one keeps.

A greeting card styled like a vintage paperback cover inspired by trashy midcentury pulp novels. The main headline reads “Just Five More Minutes Then I’m Done,” with a dramatic banner at the top declaring it “This year’s most daring, uncompromising novel.” Additional teaser text promises “the secret, unbridled passion of bedtime in these liberated times,” alongside a cheeky warning that it’s “Banned in 19 countries!” The illustration shows a couple sitting up in bed, both absorbed in their phones, framed with distressed textures, muted midcentury tones, and bold black and cream typography that perfectly mimics classic pulp fiction covers.