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A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking over the rim of his glasses against a dark red background. Slanted bold white text above reads I've just spotted a huge twat
Huge twat Card
£2.95 (DMA 526)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young dark haired girl wearing a party hat and sitting in front of a birthday cake. White and pink, blue and yellow text reads When life gives you birthday eat cake
Eat cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 525)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.95 (DMA 522)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.95 (DMA 519)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background
I bought you some wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 518)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 517)
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.95 (DMA 516)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 515)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 514)
A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball
I foresee wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 511)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.95 (DMA 510)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 509)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.95 (DMA 508)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.95 (DMA 507)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 506)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 505)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.95 (DMA 503)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.95 (DMA 502)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.95 (DMA 501)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Sold Out
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a 1960's photo of three men sideways looking to the camera against a red background
Old fart club Card
£2.95 (DMA 499)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.95 (DMA 498)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling teenager dressed a bright red prom dress
You Big Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 497)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk
Office wanker Card
£2.95 (DMA 496)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.95 (DMA 495)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 492)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 491)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.95 (DMA 490)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.95 (DMA 489)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.95 (DMA 487)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.95 (DMA 486)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 485)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 483)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 482)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 481)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a toilet seat with the lid up in a red tiled bathroom
Loo seat down Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 480)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.95 (DMA 479)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 478)
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
Best Mum award Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 475)
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.95 (DMA 474)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 470)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Sold Out
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera. Above him in an angled white bar red and blue text reads World's best arsehole
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.95 (DMA 467)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.95 (DMA 460)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper
Extra Extra You've got old Card
£2.95 (DMA 457)
Old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMA 456 Floozy)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.95 (DMA 443)
A purple Father's Day with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads Dad I'm so glad you're bald, like beer and fart loads
Drink beer and fart loads Card
£2.95 (DAD 64)
A dark purple Father's Day with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads Dad I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
Lost loads on crypto Card
£2.95 (DAD 63)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Dad
Brilliant Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 61)
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