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Poo in your shoe Card

£1.00 £2.95

Poppers and Lube Card

£2.95 (DMV 146)

Porn Star Badge

£2.00 (DMD 238)

Post Me Somewhere Nice Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 85)

Potty mouth Card

£2.95 (DMA 600)

Pour me a large wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 383)

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Pretty Fucking Gay Card

Progress Pride Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 196)

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Progress Pride Flag Fridge Magnet

£2.75

Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 61)

Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 296)

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Progress pride flag Mug

£8.75

Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 128)

Pronouns are more / wine Card

£2.95 (DBA 16)

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Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 213)

Prosecco Princess Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 149)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess

Prosecco Princess Pen

£3.50 (PEN 03)

Prosecco Tequila Vodka Card

£2.95 (GUM 34)

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 301)

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card

£2.95 (RAN 90)

Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 204)

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 124)

Proud To Be Woke Badge

Pulsating Orgasmatron Card

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

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Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

Putrid old slag bag Card

£2.95 (DMU 283)

Queen Of Shade Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 97)

Queen of the frucking universe Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 249)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge

£2.00 (DMD 05)

Queen of the fucking universe Card

£2.95 (DMA 566)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Fridge Magnet Rude

Queer all year Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 258)

Queer and Proud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 344)

Queer and proud Card

£2.95 (RAN 137)

Queer and proud Postcard

Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 90)

Raising kids Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 62)

Rancid Old Queen Card

£2.95 (DMA 353)

Random Badge Multipack x 10 Badges

£5.00 (MUL 41)

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Random Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£5.99

Random Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£5.99 (MUL 06)

Really really old Card

£2.95 (DMU 227)

Retro Santa Claus Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 73)

Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 51)

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Robin in the snow Card

£2.95

Robot Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 53)

Romantic night in with the air fryer Card

£2.95 (DMU 277)

Roses Are Red Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 112)

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

Merry Christmas to my rotten ungrateful family multipack

Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

£5.99 (MUL 58)

Rug Muncher Badge

£2.00 (DMD 53)

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

Same Age as Old People Badge

£2.00 (DMD 343)

Same age as old people Card

£2.95 (DMU 239)

Same Shit Card

£2.95 (DMX 270)

Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 26)

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Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card

£1.00 £2.95

Santa Go's To Andy's Man Club 10 Pack

£12.50 (MUL 60)

Santa Goes to Andy's Man Club

£2.95 (RAN 202)

Santa Isn't Real Badge

£2.00 (DMD 181)

Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 56)

Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 223)

Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card

£2.95 (DMX 232)

Santa loves everyone Card

£2.95 (DMX 374)

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge

£2.00 (DMD 224)

A funny personalisable Christmas card with a picture of an exhuasted looking Father Christmas looking to camera. White text above him reads Santa says - Name - Go fuck yourself!

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Santa says go fuck yourself Card

£3.50 (WEB 28)

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card

£2.95 (DMX 252)

Santa Says Relax Badge

£2.00 (DMD 45)

Santa take a shit Card

£2.95 (RAN 148)

Santa takes a shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 72)

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 220)

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Card

£2.95 (DMX 03)

Santa's Coming Card

£2.95 (DMX 189)

Santa's cunt list Badge

£2.00 (DMD 311)

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Santa's Cunt List Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25

Santa's Little Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 289)

Satisfying Fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 248)

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Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card

Satisfying Shit Postcard

Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard

Scrub up well for an old bugger Card

£2.95 (DMA 618)

Season of Goodwill Card

£2.95 (DMX 22)

Second favourite C-word Card

£2.95 (DMX 361)

See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 36)

See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Leaving (LARGE CARD)

£4.00 (DML 18)

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See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet

£2.75

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 131)

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug

£8.75 (DMM 28)

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card

£2.95 (DMA 216)

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card

£2.95 (DMX 213)

Seize the day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 237)

Seize the day Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 141)

Seize the day tomorrow Badge

£2.00 (DMD 360)

Seize the day tomorrow Card

£2.95 (RAN 141)

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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 276)

Send Nudes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 261)

Send Nudes Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 118)

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Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

Sexiest hubby ever Card

£2.95 (DMV 156)

A hilarious and gloriously over-the-top Valentine’s card featuring a smouldering, open-shirted hunk posing against a dramatic red sky

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Sexiest stud Card

£3.50 (WEB 43)

Sexiest wife ever Card

£2.95 (DMV 157)

Shakespeare Quote Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 202)

Shakespeare quote Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 130)

Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 62)

Shall we go out and get drunk Card

£2.95 (DMA 527)

She / Her Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 304)

She her pronouns Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 139)

Shit Happens Badge

£2.00 (DMD 282)

Shit Himself Again Card

£2.95 (DMX 280)

Shit in my hands and clap Card

£2.95 (DMU 279)

Shit Just Got Real Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 101)

Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 46)

Shit Myself With Excitement Card

£2.95 (DMA 355)

Shit The Bed! Card

£2.95 (DMA 384)

Shit under the Christmas tree Card

£2.95 (DMX 372)

Shit yourself Card

£2.95 (DMX 321)

A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get

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Shittest Card

£3.50 (WEB 29)

A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get

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Shittest Card

£3.50 (WEB 30)

Shittest card you'll get Card

£2.95 (RAN 118)

A multipack for 6 Christmas cards in the shout! range.

Shout! Card Pack of 6 Multipack

£3.49 (MUL 50)

Shove Badge

£2.00 (DMD 377)

Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 67)

Shove this card up your arse Card

£2.95 (RAN 140)

Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card

£2.95 (RAN 151)

Shove this drink up your arse Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 228)

Shove this gift up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 66)

Shove this up your arse Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 133)

Shut The Fuck Up About Your Card

£2.95 (DSS 73)

Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 61)

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Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card

£2.95

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Sick Of This Shit Badge

£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 268)

Sick of this shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 381)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Sick of this shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 69)

Sick of this shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 121)

Silly Budgies Postcard

Sister Get Out Of The Bathroom So I Can Wish You Happy Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 02)

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Sit On My Face Valentines Card

£2.95

Sit on the toilet at 11:59 Card

£2.95 (DBA 10)

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Smell of reindeer poo Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 85)

Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 162)

Smile if you've not shit yourself Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 254)

So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 19)

Socially acceptable Card

£2.95 (DMA 471)

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Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 79)

Some are born great Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 142)

Some are born great Shakespeare Card

£2.95 (RAN 87)

Some commoner Card

£2.95 (DMU 223)

Someone cards about your Card

£2.95 (DMA 615)

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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 108)

Sophisticated Elegant Classy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 115)

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 105)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card

£2.95 (MUM 35)

Sorry I'm too busy Card

£2.95 (RAN 143)

Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card

£2.95 (RAN 42)

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 13)

Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 15)

Sounds gay I'm in Badge

£2.00 (DMD 317)

Sounds gay I'm in Card

£2.95 (RAN 130)

Sounds gay I'm in Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 217)

Sounds gay I'm in Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 149)

Sounds gay I'm in Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 136)

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Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

Soup of the Day Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 123)

Stages of Life Card

£2.95 (RAN 97)

Stalk Me On Facebook Badge

£2.00 (DMD 86)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Stay the fuck away

Stay The Fuck Away Pen

£3.50 (PEN 52)

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Still sexy at 60 Card

£2.95

Stop Staring At My Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 91)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum

Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen

£3.50 (PEN 16)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny

Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen

£3.50 (PEN 61)

Stupid people away from me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 337)

Stupid twat August Card

£2.95 (RAN 62)

Stupid twats March Card

£2.95 (RAN 57)

Suck My Cock Valentines Card

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 191)

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Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 342)

Super duper 70 Card

£2.95 (DMY 10)

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Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 181)

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Swearing cats Card

£2.95

Take no shit and give no fucks Badge

Take no shit Postcard

Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 315)

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Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card

£2.95 (DAD 62)

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Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95

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Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card

£2.95 (DAD 53)

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Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 430)

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Thanks I hate it Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 304)

That Cake Is Mine Card

£2.95 (DMU 131)

That look you give Card

£2.95 (DMX 311)

That thing with your wallet Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 219)

That's Right I'm Pissed Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 52)

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That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

The birthday dilemma Card

£2.95 (PUL 14)

The case of the missing youth Card

£2.95 (PUL 20)

The Earth is 4.5 billion years old Card

£2.95 (DMV 162)

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The gayest card you'll receive today Card

£2.95

The gays are here Badge

£2.00 (DMD 393)

The gays do love a birthday Card

£2.95 (RAN 166)

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The Gays Got Married Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 23)

The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 112)

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 122)

The man the myth the legend Card

£2.95 (PUL 05)

The moaning Lisa Card

£2.95 (RAN 142)

The moaning Lisa Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 229)

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 157)

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The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

The new air fryer Card

£2.95 (PUL 04)

The older I get Badge

The older I get Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 244)

The only difference between me and cockerel Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 166)

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 160)

The problem with some people Badge

£2.00 (DMD 371)

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The problem with some people Card

£2.95

The problem with some people Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 243)