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A bright deep pink funny badge with yellow square bold text that reads #Selfie Whore
#Selfie Whore Badge
£2.00 (DMD 182)
100% Chance Of Beer Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 167)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white and pastel purple text that reads 50% farts, 40% beer, 10% bad jokes 100% Dad
100% Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 59)
A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and blue text in the middle that reads 50% hero, 40% wine, 10% taxi, 100% Mum
100% Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 58)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat
12th day of Badge
£2.00 (DMD 333)
40% Gin 60% Sass 100% Unicorn Card
£2.95 (GUM 29)
This badge has a red outline to a white 50 pence piece shape. Simple black text in the middle reads 50p a snog
50p A Snog Badge
£2.00 (DMD 150)
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50p A Snog Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)
A badge reading 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt
8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge
£2.00 (DMD 271)
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 402)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 157)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 132)
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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98% Cheese Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DBX 07)
Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you
A Big Thank You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 12)
A bright yellow card with the words A big thank you. It's so big it won't even fit on this card
A BIG Thank You Card
£2.95 (DSS 59)
A turquoise postcard with a pink floral pattern in the bottom left corner
A day with arseholes Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 125)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged smart woman smiling to camera in a white jumper. White and multicoloured text above and beside her reads Having a friend as fabulous as me is enough of a gift
A friend as fabulous as me Card
£2.95 (DMA 576)
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A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)
A Massive dickhead July Card
£2.95 (RAN 61)
A simple funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, blue and pink text that reads No one tells you that once you reach this age you'll ache all the fucking time
Ache all the time Card
£2.95 (RAN 161)
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.95 (GUM 07)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a serious looking man sitting at a desk next to a World globe. Text above reads Age is just a number. In your case a very big number
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.95 (DMA 550)
A lavender birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling man in a suit holding up alcohol
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Card
£2.95 (DME 50)
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 99)
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine
Alexa send wine Card
£2.95 (POP 07)
Alexa Send Wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 135)
Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 49)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.95 (DMX 279)
Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum
£2.95 (DMU 192)
Alexa, Send Wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 164)
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Alexa, Send Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!
Alexa, Send Wine Pen
£3.50 (PEN 32)
Alexa, Send Wine Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 105)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a precocious young girl holding a doll
All About You Card
£2.95 (DMX 291)
All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 37)
All I Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Badge
£2.00 (DMD 29)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£2.95 (DMX 237)
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All I Want Is A New President Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)
A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome
All Kinds of Awesome Card
£2.95 (DAD 40)
All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 45)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1950s picture of a smiling woman in a circus costume holding a blank white placard
All the fucks I give Card
£2.95 (DMU 275)
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of two middle aged women in the kitchen with an apron on
All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Card
£2.95 (DMZ 68)
A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background
Almost as fabulous as me Card
£2.95 (DMA 488)
A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer
Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad
£2.95 (DAD 55)
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Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)
A funny white coaster with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn
Am I gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 247)
A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white and pale blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my father
Amazing Honour Card
£2.95 (DAD 65)
Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 46)
A funny yellow Mother's Day card with white and pink and blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my Mother
Amazing honour to be my mother Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 63)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Card
£2.95 (RAN 98)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 132)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 242)
A greeting card with a smiling autumnal looking woman looking to camera and eating an apple. White rounded text above her reads An apple a day is very satisfying when thrown at stupid people
An apple a day Card
£2.95 (DMA 539)
A funny rude birthday card featuring an ecstatic woman looking upwards at text that reads And so begins another glorious year of not giving a single fuck
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And begins another year Card
£2.95
And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 100)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and blue text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother Card
£2.95 (RAN 128)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 126)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and pink text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Card
£2.95 (RAN 129)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 127)
A funny birthday card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged man in a suit pointing to himself
Another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMA 585)
A dark pink badge with rounded yellow text that reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Another day of dealing Badge
£2.00 (DMD 353)
A novelty mug with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Another day of dealing Mug
£8.75 (DMM 41)
Another Fucking Offensive Badge
£2.00 (DMD 227)
A Christmas card with a cute picture of a model elf sitting on a sleigh within a snowy scene
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Another Fucking Offensive Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 255)
A rude Christmas Card with a picture of a jolly Father Christmas
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Another shitty year Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 306)
A bright rainbow coloured birthday card with bold white shadowed text that reads Here's to another year ofbeing fucking fabulous!
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Another year of being fabulous Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
A funny personalisable deep yellow birthday card with pink and blue text that reads Happy birthday - name - Here's to another year of not giving a single fuck
Personalise This Card

Another year of not giving a single fuck Card
£3.50 (WEB 14)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman holding a tennis racket and smiling to the camera
Anyone for Tennis Card
£2.95 (DMA 555)
A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 360)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a cute dog wearing a party hat surrounded by balloons and streamers
Are there treats Card
£2.95 (DMA 590)
Are You A Knob Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 89)
A funny white birthday card with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn. The card asks Are you gay? with the options being Yes and Yes, and a magical fucking unicorn.
Are you gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 167)
A black badge with a rainbow coloured cowboy font that reads Arse bandit
Arse Bandit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 66)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a smiling middle ages couple looking to camera
Arsehole with a Card
£2.95 (DMU 215)
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.95 (DMA 396)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.95 (DMX 337)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are
As funny as you think you are Card
£2.95 (DMU 250)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling male magician holding a deck of cards. White and yellow text above and behind reads As if by magic you're now old!
As if by magic you're now old Card
£2.95 (DMA 563)
A funny birthday card with a red, blue and purple pattern overlaid with bold white text that reads Ask me about my superpowers
Website Exclusive
Ask me about my super powers Card
£3.50 (WEB 04)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 517)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut
Website Exclusive
Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card
£3.50 (WEB 07)
This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board
Baby On Board Badge
£2.00 (DMD 118)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of four young women walking along a beach in swimsuits. One of them asks Which one of us is the bad influence?
Bad influence Card
£2.95 (DMU 254)
A dark blue badge with different pastel multicoloured fonts that spell out Badge junkie
Badge junkie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 354)
A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I'm not saying you're old.. .. but if you were a banana you'd be bread
Banana you'd be bread Card
£2.95 (RAN 164)
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Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 123)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone
Bank of Dad Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMU 199)
A white badge detailing a graph heading downwards above bold black and white text that reads Bankers are wankers
Bankers And Wankers Badge
£2.00 (DMD 62)
A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks
Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 199)
A bright pink badge with bold white rounded text that reads Be more cat.
Be More Cat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 340)
A dark blue badge with rounded white text that reads Be more dog
Be More Dog Badge
£2.00 (DMD 341)
A baby blue greeting card, with the words Beautiful bonny bouncing baby boy
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Beautiful Bonny Bouncing Baby Boy Baby Card
£2.95
A baby pink greeting card, with the words Beautiful bonny bouncing baby girl
Beautiful Bonny Bouncing Baby Girl Baby Card
£2.95 (DSS 46)
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Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring
£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 50)
A funny Christmas card featuring the 1960s photo of a smiling couple holding a big bunch of wrapped Christmas presents
Beginning to cost a lot like Card
£2.95 (DMX 362)
Begins Housework. Thinks About Cock Instead Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 21)
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Behind Every Great Mum Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.95 (DMU 233)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen
Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 230)
Being A Useless Tosser Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 183)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red and black text on one side reads Being a useless tosser is all part of my charm
Being A Useless Tosser Pen
£3.50 (PEN 31)
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Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 01)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
Personalise This Card

Best bitch in town name Card
£3.50 (WEB 20)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever
Best boss ever Pen
£3.50 (PEN 80)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!
Best employee ever! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 72)
A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (DMA 444)
A white birthday card with black capital text reading Best friends forever
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (POP 20)
A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background
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Best Friends Forever Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
Best Mum award Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 475)
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Best Mum Ever Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)
A Mother's Day card with an excited young 1950's girl looking to camera and shouting. Large pastel multicoloured text above her reads Best Mum ever!
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 541)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts
Big an idiot as your dad Card
£2.95 (DMU 232)
Big Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 183)
A white birthday card with bold rainbow coloured text that reads Big gay birthday card surrounded by equally rainbow dots
Big gay birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 145)
Big Gay Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 14)
A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 64)
A white novelty mug with bold rainbow coloured text on both sides that reads Big gay mug
Big gay mug Mug
£8.75 (DMM 35)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen
Big Gay Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 45)
Big Gay Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 23)
Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 171)
A simple white Valentine's Day Card featuring rounded red and pink text that reads You know that feeling i get when I see a big plate of chips? You give me that too
Big plate of chips Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 139)
Biggest Bellend Award Card
£2.95 (DMU 179)
Biggest bellend June Card
£2.95 (RAN 60)
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.95 (DMA 362)
A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald
Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
£2.95 (DMA 327)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name Card
£2.95 (RAN 73)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Card
£2.95 (RAN 72)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
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Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.95 (DMU 252)
A bright blue badge with lowercase pink text with a white outline that reads Birthday slapper
Birthday Slapper Badge
£2.00 (DMD 38)
A badge with a red, white and black horizontal stripes. Black and red rounded capitalised text in the middle white stripe reads Birthday stud
Birthday Stud Badge
£2.00 (DMD 151)
Birthday Wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 25)
Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card
£2.95 (GUM 26)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling middle aged man looking lovingly at a glass of beer
Birthdays are such thirsty work Card
£2.95 (DMA 557)
A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous
Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 149)
Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 07)
Bitch Please Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 49)
Bitchy And Judgmental Card
£2.95 (DMU 159)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock
Bladder wakes you up Card
£2.95 (DMU 259)
Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 56)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.95 (DMX 264)
A white birthday card with alternating blue and pink corners. Black, pink and blue in the middle reads Blah wine Happy Birthday wine blah
Blah Wine Blah Card
£2.95 (POP 21)
A deep red birthday card with black text in a white box at the top that reads May your birthday be blissfully free of
Blissfully free of Card
£2.95 (RAN 119)
A dark purple badge with rounded multicolour text that reads Bloody amazing human being
Bloody amazing human Badge
£2.00 (DMD 322)
A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.95 (DMA 404)
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Blow harder! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)
Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 184)
A multipack of 6 x everyday Bocadillo cards
Bocadillo Everyday Multipack x 6 Cards
£3.99 (MUL 56)
This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.
Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge
£2.00 (DMD 288)
A funny Christmas card featuring a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph in the stable surrounded by shepherds
Booked a hotel Card
£2.95 (DMX 355)
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Booty Call Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)
A funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I was going to buy you a birthday present but I spent the money on booze and porn instead
Website Exclusive
Booze and porn Card
£3.50 (WEB 10)
This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny
Bored And Horny Badge
£2.00 (DMD 136)
An orange pink and red badge with bold black outlined white text in the middle that reads Bored as fuck
Bored as fuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 338)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Bored as fuck
Bored as fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 76)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting
Bored Of This Meeting Pen
£3.50 (PEN 21)
A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s bold colour photo of four women with big hair and impeccable 1980s fashions against a bright pink background
Born in the 80's Card
£2.95 (DMA 598)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
Born to Be Wild Card
£2.95 (DMA 394)
A light and dark starburst pattern pink badge with bold white text outlined in black that reads Bridezilla
Bridezilla Badge
£2.00 (DMD 128)
A bright red Valentine's Day card featuring white and orange text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant boyfriend
Brilliant boyfriend Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 132)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Dad
Brilliant Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 61)
A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 59)
Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 12)
A bold deep pink badge with has capitalised white text outlined in black that reads Bum chum
Bum Chum Badge
£2.00 (DMD 98)
A birthday card featuring a retro photo of a young girl with her hands to her mouth shouting. Bold pastel coloured rounded text above reads Birthday bum face
Bum Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 521)
A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut
Bum Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 137)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 439)
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Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
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Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 473)
This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple
Cabin Crew Queen Badge
£2.00 (DMD 20)
A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen
Call was important to us Card
£2.95 (DMU 235)
Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 180)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.95 (DMA 493)
Camel Toe Alert Badge
£2.00 (DMD 171)
A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 309)
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Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 69)
A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster
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Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other. One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
Can we be friends Card
£2.95 (DMU 224)
Can we just screw rude Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 129)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
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Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)
Can't Even Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 96)
Can't even this xmas multipack
Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 49)
Cards With Fuck On Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 11)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
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Carol singers Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage kitsch illustration of two kittens
Website Exclusive
Cats are cunts Card
£3.50 (WEB 05)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.95 (DMA 500)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1970s smiling man laughing and pointing to the camera saying I wouldn't be celebrating a birthday at your age
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
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Champagne Is The Answer Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)
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Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)
An orange birthday card with white text reading birthday checklist in a red banner at the top
Checklist Card
£2.95 (RAN 115)
Cheeky Cards Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 02)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.95 (DMA 366)
A bright yellow badge with rounded pink and blue text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful Fuck You!
Cheerful fuck you Badge
£2.00 (DMD 300)
A dark blue badge with simple white lower case text in the middle that reads Chicken or beef?
Chicken Or Beef? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 69)
A funny badge reading Chin up dear! All of them
Chin Up Dear Badge
£2.00 (DMD 247)
A funny Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling excited woman in a Christmas jumper against a deep red background
Christmas air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMX 364)
Christmas full of gin Badge
£2.00 (DMD 314)
A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.95 (DMX 350)
A funny Christmas card featuring a picture of Donald Trump wearing a Santa hat and kissing to the viewer
Christmas kisses from Donald Card
£2.95 (DMX 368)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
Personalise This Card

Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and snow
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Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 11)
Christmas Twat in a Santa Hat Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 43)
A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker
Christmas Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 313)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated image of a holly Christmas wreath overlaid with white rounded text that reads Christmas Wanker
Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 69)
Clowns Scare Me Badge
£2.00 (DMD 179)
Clowns Scare Me Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 91)
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 11)
Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 87)
A deep pink badge with bold white capitalised text reading Coffee and lower case light yellow text that reads Slut
Coffee Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 189)
Complete Tosser Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 81)
A light blue congratulations card with the words Congrats on the new job
Congrats On The New Job! Congratulations Card
£2.95 (DRO 09)
A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life
Congrats you're Card
£2.95 (RAN 132)
A light blue new home card with the words Congratulations on the new home and all the junk you’ll fill it with
Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card
£2.95 (DRO 13)
A funny pink birthday card with a 1960s woman dressed as a chef smiling and looking to camera. White text above and beside her reads I love to cook with wine and sometimes I'll even add it to the food
Cook with wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 561)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email
Could have been an email Pen
£3.50 (PEN 84)
Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 114)
Couples That Fart Together Stay Together Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 89)
Crazy Cat Lady Card
£2.95 (GUM 18)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady
Crazy Cat Lady Pen
£3.50 (PEN 04)
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Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling middle aged man in a smart suit. White and purple text above him reads Happy birthday from one creaky old fart to another
Creaky old Fart Card
£2.95 (DMA 597)
A bright light green badge with white horror dripping text with a black outline that reads Creepy weirdo
Creepy Weirdo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 235)
A dark blue badge with white text in the centre that reads crypto wanker aside a downward heading red graph line
Crypto Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 319)
A very rude white badge with a red border and bold black text that reads Cunt alert
Cunt alert Badge
£2.00 (DMD 352)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.95 (DMA 519)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 211)
A fridge magnet with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera. Bold white text beside him reads Cunt alert
Cunt alert Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 147)
<p> A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!
Cunt alert Pen
£3.50 (PEN 87)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks
Cunty Bollocks Pen
£3.50 (PEN 17)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth
Cup of wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 240)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Couple Card
£2.95 (RAN 84)
A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects
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Cute doodles Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 83)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 82)
A text based funny birthday card for Dad
Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?
£2.95 (POP 03)
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dad I'm such a dick and yet you still love me
Dad I'm such a dick Card
£2.95 (DAD 52)
A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills
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Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.95 (DMA 508)
A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit
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Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)
A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
A Fathers Day card about farting a lot
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Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.95 (DAD 67)
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
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Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
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Dad You're A Legend! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)