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Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?

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Dad I'm such a dick Card

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Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

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Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card

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Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

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Dad You Deserve the recognition Card

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Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

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Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

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Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

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Dad you're bloody brilliant Card

£2.95 (DAD 69)

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Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

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Dad You're Out Of This World Card

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Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Dad you're the best Mum Card

£2.95 (DAD 56)

Dad you're the boss Card

£2.95 (DMA 543)

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Dad You're The Dogs Card

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Dad's are the best Card

£2.95 (DMA 507)

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Dad, fancy the pub? Card

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Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

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Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

Dad... Ask Your Mum Card

£2.95 (DMU 148)

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Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

Daddy Cool Card for Dad

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 205)

Dead inside but still fabulous Card

£2.95 (RAN 199)

Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card

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Decrepit old fossil Card

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Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 67)

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Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

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Dick Prick Pecker... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 33)

Dickhead Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMU 258)

Dickhead Card

£2.95 (RAN 121)

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Badge

£2.00 (DMD 274)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

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Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 182)

Did you bring cake Card

£2.95 (DMU 266)

Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 433)

Difference between dogs and cats Card

£2.95 (DMX 300)

Difference between you and a cockerel Card

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge

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Do I look like I fly economy? Card

£2.95 (DMA 498)

Doctor my back aches Card

£2.95 (DMU 229)

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Does My Bum Look Big In This Postcard

£1.15

Dogs and cats Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 144)

Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£2.00

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Pen

Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)

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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 02)

Don't stress about old age Card

£2.95 (DMA 537)

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Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

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Donald Trump Tariff Free Card

£2.95 (DMA 594)

Drink beer and fart loads Card

£2.95 (DAD 64)

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

Drinking since breakfast Card

£2.95 (DMA 599)

Drunk by Midnight Card

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Drunk by midnight Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 250)

Drunk by midnight Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 159)

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Eat Drink And Be Merry Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 01)

Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

£5.99 (MUL 45)

Eat sleep wank repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 396)

Eat sleep wank repeat Coaster

Enjoy a good fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 380)

Enjoy a large stiff one Card

£2.95 (DMA 595)

Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 267)

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Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card

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Enormous wankers February Card

£2.95 (RAN 56)

Enormous wankers September Card

£2.95 (RAN 63)

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Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

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Epic icon 80 Card

£2.95 (DMY 11)

Especially for stupid cunts Card

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Especially for stupid cunts Card

£2.95 (RAN 108)

Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card

£2.95 (POP 02)

Even more than the air fryer Card

£2.95 (DMV 152)

Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card

Even Wankers Deserve A Card

£2.95 (DMX 292)

Even Wankers Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 124)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 19)

Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 234)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

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Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Pen

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Everything gets harder Card

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Everything is fucked Badge

£2.00 (DMD 399)

Everything is fucked Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 259)

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Everything Is Shit Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 287)

Except you dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 315)

Excited about air fryers Badge

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Excited about air fryers Card

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Excited about air fryers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 262)

Excited about air fryers Fridge

£2.75 (DMG 162)

Excited about air fryers Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 77)

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Exhausted after the washing up Card

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Extra Extra You've got old Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 457)

Eye Spy With My Little Eye Card

£2.95 (GUM 14)

Fabulous and awesome as me Card

£2.95 (RAN 160)

Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Girls

£12.50 (MUL 17)

Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Guys

£12.50 (MUL 09)

Fabulous Gayness Card

£2.95 (RAN 04)

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Face Book Reminded Me Card

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Failing at life but looking fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 351)

Failing at life Card

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Failing at life Coaster

Fancy A Curry? Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 44)

Fancy A Kebab? Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 43)

Fancy A Shag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 37)

Fancy A Snog This Badge

Farting inside this Card

£2.95 (DBA 02)

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Farty Bottom Valentines Card

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Farty duvet thieves Card

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Favourite swear word Card

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Favourite swear word Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 241)

Favourite Swear word Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 111)

Feline overlords Card

Festive Fuckwit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 225)

Festive fuckwit December Card

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Festive jumper wanker Badge

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Festive package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 316)

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Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

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Filled with joy Card

£2.95 (DMX 370)

Filthy Cum Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 74)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Curvy pale yellow text with a black outline reads Filthy cum slut

Filthy Cum Slut Pen

£3.50 (PEN 54)

Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card

£2.95 (DMU 44)

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Fingers in ears Card

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First class honours Card

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First class honours Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 234)

Five more minutes then I'm done Card

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Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Flash Your Gusset Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 30)

Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 185)

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

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Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card

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For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 01)

Four billion men Valentine's Day Card

Fresh out of fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 358)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

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Fresh out of fucks Pen

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Friends are like stars Card

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Friends that drink together Card

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Friends that drink together Coaster

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From one old tart Card

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From your little shit boy Card

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From your little shit girl Card

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Fuck all inside Card

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Fuck all inside this Card

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Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card

£2.95 (DMR 01)

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Fuck Bollocks Wank Mug

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Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 166)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Pink and blue and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen

£3.50 (PEN 12)

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Fuck Me Senseless Badge

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Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 04)

Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 01)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy

Fuck off back to economy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 81)

Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard

Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

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Fuck Off Coaster

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Fuck Off Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 139)

Fuck off I'm reading Badge

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£3.50 (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Fuck this shit!

Fuck This Shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 24)

Fuck this that you off Badge

Fuck You All Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 19)

Fuck You Arsehole Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 126)

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Fuck You Cat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)

Fuck You Very Much Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 39)

Fucking Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 305)

Fucking fabulous Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 131)

Fucking rudest birthday Card

Fun begins at 40 Card

£2.95 (DMY 07)

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Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card

Gay Is The New Black Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 62)

Gay Mafia Badge

£2.00 (DMD 35)

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 205)

Gayer than Kylie Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 220)

Generic Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 77)

Get my balls out for you Card

£2.95 (DMU 243)

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Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)

Get Off Facebook Card

£2.95 (DSS 79)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name

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Get ready for another piss up Card

£3.50 (WEB 21)

Get up to wee in the night Card

£2.95 (RAN 138)

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£2.00 (DMD 127)

Get Your Shit Together Postcard

Girl with a banging hangover Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 261)

Girl with a birthday hangover Card

£2.95 (RAN 176)

Give an old person something to live for Card

£2.95 (DMA 445)

Give Me Chocolate Then Piss Off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 34)

Go Fuck Yourself In Pink Badge

£2.00 (DMD 284)

Go Fuck Yourself! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 112)

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Mug

£8.75 (DMM 04)

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Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)

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Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 41)

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Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

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Go On, Flash Your Gusset Card

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Good Luck And Don't Fuck It Up Card

£2.95 (DSS 80)

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Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

Good vibes only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 294)

Good Vibes Only Card

£2.95 (RAN 74)

Good Vibes Only Inspirational Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 122)

Goodbye poor life choices Card

£2.95 (DMU 268)

Goodbye Youth Card

£2.95 (DMU 139)

Goonies names Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 109)

Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 133)

Gossip and alcohol Card

£2.95 (DMA 460)