Pulsating Orgasmatron Card

SKU: DMX 331
£2.75 GBP
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How much of a sheltered life has Santa Claus lived if he doesn't know what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is. Bet Mrs Claus knows what one is.

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list. He's saying I wonder if Mrs Claus knows what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is?

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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