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May Your Birthday Be Filled With Epic Awesomeness Card

£2.95 (DSS 68)

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 14)

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Card

£2.95 (DME 56)

Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 151)

Meanwhile In Japan Postcard

Merry Christmas Bestie Card

£2.95 (DMX 351)

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Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge

£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 265)

Merry Christmas Bum Face Card

£2.95 (DMX 283)

Merry Christmas dickhead Card

£2.95 (DMX 329)

Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 58)

Merry Christmas from the cat Card

£2.95 (DMX 309)

Merry Christmas from the dog Card

£2.95 (DMX 308)

Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card

£2.95 (DMX 340)

Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card

£2.95 (DMX 341)

Merry Christmas fuck face Card

£2.95 (RAN 200)

Merry Christmas Human Card

£2.95 (DMX 349)

Merry Christmas is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMX 348)

Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card

£2.95 (DMX 347)

Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge

£2.00 (DMD 349)

Merry Christmas tinsel tits Card

£2.95 (DMX 356)

Merry Christmas to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMX 357)

Merry Christmas to another amazing human Card

£2.95 (DMX 375)

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Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card

£2.95

A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other

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Merry Christmas to the best bitch Card

£3.50 (WEB 22)

A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents with white text above them that reads Merry Christmas to the best couple in - town name

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Merry Christmas to the best couple Card

£3.50 (WEB 24)

A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing upwards to jolly white text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead in - town name

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Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead Card

£3.50 (WEB 25)

A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...

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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card

£3.50 (WEB 12)

A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same

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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest boy Card

£3.50 (WEB 39)

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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest girl Card

£3.50 (WEB 40)

Merry Christmas wank face Card

£2.95 (DMX 354)

Merry Christmas Wanker Rude

£2.95 (DMX 04)

A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!

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Merry Christmas you big lush Card

£3.50 (WEB 23)

Merry Christmas you old floozy Card

Merry Fucking Brexit Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 235)

A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas holding presents underneath a fancy font that Reads Merry fucking Christmas Name

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Merry Fucking Card

£3.50 (WEB 35)

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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25

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Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Card

£2.95

Merry kiss my ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 310)

Merry kiss my ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 379)

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Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas

£1.00 £2.95

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Merry Prosecco Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 249)

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 (DMD 222)

Merry whatever arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 334)

Merry whatever arsehole Card

Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 34)

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Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

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Miss You Like Fuck Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)

Miss You Like Fuck Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 106)

Mocha choca latte Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 214)

Mocha chocca latte Badge

£2.00 (DMD 331)

Moody Emo Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 208)

More hair in your nose Card

£2.95 (DMA 559)

Most amazing bitch ever Galentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 138)

Most Amazing Person Card

£2.95 (DMA 354)

Most amazing person Card

£2.95 (DMX 330)

Most Annoying Brother Award Card

£2.95 (DMA 422)

Most annoying Sister Card

£2.95 (DMA 452)

Mostly gin Card

£2.95 (DMX 317)

Mother Knows Best Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMA 423)

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Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25

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Mother's Day drives me up the wall Card

£3.50 (WEB 46)

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Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

Mum - You were right about everything Card

Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 31)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

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Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 29)

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 108)

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Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

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Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95

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Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

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Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

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Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 61)

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 505)

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Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

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Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

Mum, Thanks For Being Card

£2.95 (MUM 44)

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Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

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Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card

£2.95 (DSS 18)

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Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

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Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 107)

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

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Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Muscle Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 193)

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

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My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card

£2.95

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My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

My favourite C-words Card

£2.95 (RAN 201)

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 240)

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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

My Frequent Flyer Status Is Better Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 38)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 40)

My Life Is One Big #Epic #Fail Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 28)

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My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 165)

My three favourite things Badge

£2.00 (DMD 388)

My three favourite things Card

£2.95 (DBA 01)

My three favourite things Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 163)

National Dickhead Awareness Day Card

£2.95 (GUM 11)

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Naughty Donald Trump Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)

Naughty nice tired Card

£2.95 (RAN 173)

Needy Attention Sponge Badge

£2.00 (DMD 277)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Needy attention sponge.

Needy Attention Sponge Pen

£3.50 (PEN 44)

Never act your age Badge

£2.00 (DMD 339)

Never act your age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 509)

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

Never Completely Trust A Fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 143)

Never grow up Card

£2.95 (DBA 15)

Never too early for champagne Card

£2.95 (DMU 274)

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Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 19)

New Day Same Old Shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 112)

New Dibber Card

£2.95 (DMA 612)

New Name New You Transition Card

£2.95 (RAN 35)

Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Card

£2.95 (DMA 163)

Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 105)

Nice bright cheerful Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 206)

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card

£2.95 (RAN 94)

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 148)

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 60)

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Mug

£8.75 (DMM 38)

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 129)

Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.95 (DMU 253)

No Cunts Today Please Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 189)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Pen

£3.50 (PEN 49)

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No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

No idea how this adult thing works Card

£2.95 (DMU 271)

No idea what I'm doing Badge

£2.00 (DMD 363)

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No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Nobody Cares About Your Drama Badge

Nosey cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

Not A Morning Person Pen

£3.50 (PEN 36)

Not another birthday Card

£2.95 (PUL 01)

Not Bored Of You Yet Valentines Card

Not giving a fuck Card

£2.95 (DMA 515)

Not giving a single Christmas fuck Card

£2.95 (DMX 373)

Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card

£2.95 (DMV 128)

Not shit yourself today Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 168)

Not you dickhead Card

£2.95 (DMX 312)

Not your first rodeo Card

£2.95 (RAN 184)

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Nothing For You! I've Seen Your Snapchat Nudes Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 241)

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Nothing Says I Love You Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 114)

A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of jolly Santa Claus in his workshop pointing to camera with white text above that reads Nothing for you - name - you're a cunt!

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Nothing your you Card

£3.50 (WEB 18)

Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 50)

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Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 107)

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Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card

Offensive Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 19)

Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Office Bitch Pen

£3.50 (PEN 63)

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Oh look it's your birthday Card

£2.95 (DMA 535)

Oh Look! Card

£2.95 (DMA 551)

Oh look, a cunt Coaster

Old age doesn't last long Card

£2.95 (DMA 608)

Old Bastard Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 192)

Old enough to know better Card

£2.95 (DMA 501)

Old enough to know better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 210)

Old enough to know better Fridge Magnet

£2.95 (DMA 456 Floozy)

Old is the New Young Card

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

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OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

OMG You're how old Card

£2.95 (DMA 513)

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OMG! I'm So excited Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)

OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard

One day you'll go far Card

£2.95 (DMA 601)

One day you'll go far Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 253)

One legend to another Card

£2.95 (DMA 614)

One of my favourite parents Card

£2.95 (DAD 60)

A funny birthday card with a retro picture of lots of healthy fruit and veg overlaid with bold white text that reads This card is one of your five a day

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One of your five a day Card

£3.50 (WEB 17)

One Year Older and Still a Dick Card

£2.95 (DMA 273)

Only give fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 346)

Only give fucks Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 140)

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Only My Dog Understands Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 198)

Open this card massive fart Card

£2.95 (POP 11)

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Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 30)

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Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

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Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 105)

Overworked and underpaid Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 256)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Overworked and underpaid

Overworked and underpaid Pen

£3.50 (PEN 92)

Pansexual Badge

£2.00 (DMD 384)

Party monsters from outer space Card

£2.95 (PUL 11)

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Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

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Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 79)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text reads Penny McPenface

Penny Mcpenface Pen

£3.50 (PEN 94)

People say this card is rude Card

£2.95 (DMA 570)

A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

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Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card

£3.50 (WEB 31)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera. Rounded lowercase white text above her reads Name - You scrub up well for an old floozy

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Personalised Old Floozy Card

£3.50 (WEB 27)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat

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Personalised You're a twat Card

£3.50 (WEB 26)

Pigs in blankets Card

£2.95 (DMX 338)

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Pillows on holiday Card

£2.95

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 34)

Pissed in the pool Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 207)

Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 146)

Pissed yourself yet Card

£2.95 (DMU 207)

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Place your drink here Coaster

£3.25

Please don't be a dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 293)

Please don't be a twat Card

£2.95 (DMU 237)

Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 213)

Please keep all the stupid people away Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 150)