Cards and Gifts for Mum and Dad

There's nobody quite like your Mum or Dad and these funny and rude cards are just the ticket for those special occasions.

Another year of dealing Card

£2.95 (DMA 520)

Welcome to middle age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 524)

Available from 25th May

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Never act your age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 509)

Have a fall female Card

£2.95 (DMA 522)

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£2.95 (DMA 435)

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

Welcome to middle age male Card

£2.95 (DMA 523)

Available from 25th May

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Available from 25th May

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

I've still got it Card

£2.95 (DMU 247)

Don't stress about old age Card

£2.95 (DMA 537)

What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMX 193)

Available from 25th May

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

Available from 25th May

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

Available from 25th May

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 220)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

He who is old and wise Card

£2.95 (DMA 553)

Age is Just a Number Card

£2.95 (DMA 550)

Let's get a few things straight Card

£2.95 (DMA 547)

Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card

£2.95 (DBA 04)

Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 387)

Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 67)

Bladder wakes you up Card

£2.95 (DMU 259)

Available from 25th May

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

Available from 25th May

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

Happy birthday grey pubes Card

£2.95 (DMA 531)

From your little shit girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 491)

Available from 25th May

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

Exhausted after the washing up Card

As funny as you think you are Card

£2.95 (DMU 250)

Decrepit old fossil Card

£2.95 (DMU 261)

Available from 25th May

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

Not dead yet Card

£2.95 (RAN 172)

From your little shit boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 492)

Like father like son Card

£2.95 (DMA 544)

Little Shit Girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 390)

Available from 25th May

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

Is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMA 528)

Amazing honour to be my mother Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 63)

Available from 25th May

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

£2.95 (RAN 163)

Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 386)

Available from 25th May

You're Now An Old Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 189)

Available from 25th May

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Available from 25th May

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

Available from 25th May

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Available from 25th May

Fingers in ears Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)

Turned into your mother Card

£2.95 (DMU 236)

Available from 25th May

Same Age as Old People Badge

£2.00 (DMD 343)

Just a fart Card

£2.95 (PUL 08)

What's for tea Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 542)

Available from 25th May

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Not giving a fuck Card

£2.95 (DMA 515)

Available from 25th May

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card

£2.95 (DMU 128)

Available from 25th May

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

Available from 25th May

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card

£2.95 (DMU 249)

Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 541)

This could be you Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 506)

The man the myth the legend Card

£2.95 (PUL 05)

Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 46)

Available from 25th May

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

Available from 25th May

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Available from 25th May

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

Balanced diet Card

£2.95 (DMA 607)

Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 230)

What did you get up to last night Card

£2.95 (DMU 272)

One of my favourite parents Card

£2.95 (DAD 60)

Dad... Ask Your Mum Card

£2.95 (DMU 148)

Available from 25th May

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Dad You Deserve the recognition Card

£2.95 (DAD 67)

Daddy Cool Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 438)

Available from 25th May

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

The secret to staying young Card

£2.95 (DMA 602)

Merry Christmas to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMX 357)

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

Available from 25th May

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 30)

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 505)

Little Shit Boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 391)

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

Older not wiser Card

£2.95 (PUL 13)

Available from 25th May

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

Available from 25th May

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

Available from 25th May

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 65)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 430)

Amazing Honour Card

£2.95 (DAD 65)

Old age doesn't last long Card

£2.95 (DMA 608)

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 61)

£2.95 (DMA 508)

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

Available from 25th May

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.95 (DMU 232)

Available from 25th May

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 59)

Available from 25th May

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

Available from 25th May

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

Available from 25th May

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

Available from 25th May

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card

£2.95 (DAD 53)

Like Father Like Son Card

£2.95 (DAD 48)

Available from 25th May

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

Available from 25th May

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Little People Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 169)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card

£2.95 (MUM 35)

A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

Personalise This Card

Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card

£3.50 (WEB 31)

Available from 25th May

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 308)

Happy Dad Day Card

£2.95 (DAD 66)

Available from 25th May

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

Available from 25th May

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

Available from 25th May

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Available from 25th May

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Happy awesome Step Dad day Card

£2.95 (DAD 57)

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

Dad's are the best Card

£2.95 (DMA 507)

Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card

£2.95 (DMU 273)

New Dibber Card

£2.95 (DMA 612)

Mid life crisis Card

£2.95 (PUL 15)

Available from 25th May

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card

£2.95 (DMA 309)

£2.95 (DAD 59)

Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad

£2.95 (DAD 58)

Dad I'm such a dick Card

£2.95 (DAD 52)

Available from 25th May

Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 107)

Available from 25th May

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 439)

Available from 25th May

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card

£2.95 (DAD 62)

Smelt that fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 201)

Mum - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 605)

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMU 200)

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card

£2.95 (DAD 35)

Available from 25th May

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

Available from 25th May

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

Available from 25th May

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Available from 25th May

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

Mum, Thanks For Being Card

£2.95 (MUM 44)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 29)

Available from 25th May

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card

£2.95 (DSS 18)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£2.95 (DMU 146)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 107)

Happy Mum day Card

£2.95 (DMA 578)

Dad you're bloody brilliant Card

£2.95 (DAD 69)

Hope you like this lovely Card

£2.95 (DAD 68)

Drink beer and fart loads Card

£2.95 (DAD 64)

Available from 25th May

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

Available from 25th May

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 03)

Available from 25th May

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

Available from 25th May

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

Available from 25th May

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 442)

Mother Knows Best Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMA 423)

Available from 25th May

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Old fart club Card

£2.95 (PUL 19)

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 58)

Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card

£2.95 (MUM 57)

All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 45)

Who's the Daddy Card

£2.95 (DMU 251)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMU 191)

Happy Dad day Card

£2.95 (DMA 579)

Best Mum award Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 475)

Dad you're the best Mum Card

£2.95 (DAD 56)

Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad

£2.95 (DAD 55)

You've still got it Dad Card

£2.95 (DMA 440)

Available from 25th May

Lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 63)

Brilliant Dad Card

£2.95 (DAD 61)

Available from 25th May

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

Available from 25th May

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

Available from 25th May

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Available from 25th May

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera

Personalise This Card

Grumpy old git Card

£3.50 (WEB 32)

Available from 25th May

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

Happy Mum Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 64)

Available from 25th May

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

Young at heart Card

£2.95 (DMA 613)

Less perfect version of Mum Card

£2.95 (POP 04)

Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?

£2.95 (POP 03)

Available from 25th May

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

You're Second To Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 42)

Oh shit my back Card

£2.95 (DMU 265)

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Dad you're the boss Card

£2.95 (DMA 543)

You've won the best dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 441)

Available from 25th May

Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

Dad - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 606)

All Kinds of Awesome Card

£2.95 (DAD 40)

Available from 25th May

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 37)

Available from 25th May

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

Available from 25th May

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

Available from 25th May

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

Available from 25th May

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 108)