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I'm Getting Wasted Card
£2.95 (DMU 142)
A Big Thank You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 12)
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.95 (DMA 366)
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 313)
New Dibber Card
£2.95 (DMA 612)
The birthday dilemma Card
£2.95 (PUL 14)
Born in the 80's Card
£2.95 (DMA 598)
All the fucks I give Card
£2.95 (DMU 275)
No idea how this adult thing works Card
£2.95 (DMU 271)
Left the gas on Card
£2.95 (DMX 346)
Massive dickheads January Card
£2.95 (RAN 55)
Annoying brother Card
£2.95 (RAN 128)
Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card
£2.95 (RAN 111)
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 59)
Happy Birthday You Complete Arse Card
£2.95 (DSS 87)
Have a fab 50 Card
£2.95 (DMY 08)
Handsome husband Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 134)
That thing with your wallet Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 219)
How To Get Drunk Properly Card
£2.95 (DME 31)
Old fart club Card
£2.95 (DMA 499)
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 430)
Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 414)
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.95 (DMA 351)
You Sir Are A Knob Card
£2.95 (DMA 232)
Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card
£2.95 (DAD 53)
Like Father Like Son Card
£2.95 (DAD 48)
Warehouse clearance random pack of 60 cards.
Warehouse Clearance 60 Cards Mystery Box Multipack
£23.95 (MUL 59)
The new air fryer Card
£2.95 (PUL 04)
A brilliantly cheeky Valentine’s card featuring a smirking man in a suit pointing at himself against a rich red backdrop
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Biggest dick in Card
£3.50 (WEB 44)
Gay AF Card
£2.95 (RAN 198)
Happy Birthday fuck face Card
£2.95 (RAN 195)
Way to Gogh Card
£2.95 (RAN 194)
Santa Go's To Andy's Man Club 10 Pack
£12.50 (MUL 60)
A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time
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Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card
£3.50 (WEB 31)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut
Website Exclusive
Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card
£3.50 (WEB 07)
Elves pay rise Card
£2.95 (DMX 365)
Hail Satan Card
£2.95 (RAN 175)
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 589)
The man in the shop Card
£2.95 (RAN 156)
Enormous wankers February Card
£2.95 (RAN 56)
Happy LGBTQI+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 06)
Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 61)
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 25)
Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You Card
£2.95 (DSS 76)
Wonderful wife Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 135)
Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 133)
Cup of wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 240)
What are we looking at Card
£2.95 (DMU 238)
Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 13)
Screw the diet Card
£2.95 (DMA 512)
Dad shed Card
£2.95 (DMA 508)
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 478)
Mum Is On The Gin Again Card
£2.95 (DMA 346)
Putrid old slag bag Card
£2.95 (DMU 283)
Scrub up well for an old bugger Card
£2.95 (DMA 618)
Too much alcohol and too little dignity Card
£2.95 (DBA 05)
A bold and funny personalisable card featuring a huge red heart on a black background, with white rounded text inside that reads “I bloody love you name.”
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I bloody love you Card
£3.50 (WEB 42)
I really really etc love you Card
£2.95 (DMV 166)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
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Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
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Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
Merry Christmas to my rotten ungrateful family multipack
Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 58)
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMX 358)
We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 23)
Happy Dad Day Card
£2.95 (DAD 66)
Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card
£2.95 (DSS 32)
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.95 (RAN 131)
Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card
£2.95 (MUM 35)
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 45)
Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 23)
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.95 (DSS 70)
OMG! You're 16 Card
£2.95 (DSS 47)
Little People Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 169)
So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 19)
Jagerbombs Card
£2.95 (DME 24)
Most Annoying Brother Award Card
£2.95 (DMA 422)
Keep going keep going Card
£2.95 (DMU 284)
On your marks Card
£2.95 (DMA 620)
Mid life crisis Card
£2.95 (PUL 15)
Happy cake day Card
£2.95 (DBA 12)
Sit on the toilet at 11:59 Card
£2.95 (DBA 10)
Young at heart Card
£2.95 (DBA 08)
You're how old male Card
£2.95 (RAN 186)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I'm not sayhing you're old but if you werew milk I'd sniff you firs
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I'm not saying you're old Card
£3.50 (WEB 19)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro 1980s yearbook photo of a young man with a thin moustache and classic mullet
Website Exclusive
Wayne was a wanker card
£3.50 (WEB 02)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
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Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)
Fencing guys Card
£2.95 (DMU 262)
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.95 (DMV 145)
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 545)
Failing at life Card
£2.95 (DMA 538)
First class honours Card
£2.95 (DMA 536)
Hip Hip Hooray Card
£2.95 (GUM 32)
Cute Couple Card
£2.95 (RAN 84)
Biggest bellend June Card
£2.95 (RAN 60)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.95 (RAN 04)
Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card
£2.95 (POP 01)
Happy Entitled Millennial Snowflake Birthday birthday Card
£2.95 (GUM 30)
Epic icon 80 Card
£2.95 (DMY 11)
Can we just screw rude Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 129)
Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 128)
Send Nudes Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 118)
Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 11)
Dad's are the best Card
£2.95 (DMA 507)
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.95 (DMA 467)
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 308)
Dad I'm such a dick Card
£2.95 (DAD 52)
Just one more drink Card
£2.95 (PUL 21)
The case of the missing youth Card
£2.95 (PUL 20)
Born to be Wild Card
£2.95 (PUL 18)
A funny red birthday card with bold yellowm and white text that reads Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person, that's £200 off for a family of four. Oh, and happy birthday
Website Exclusive
Jet2 Holiday Card
£3.50 (WEB 06)
Crazy cat lady Card
£2.95 (PUL 07)
Everything gets harder Card
£2.95 (DMA 610)
A funny personalisable red and green Christmas card that reads I got you a Christmas card - Name - What more do youn want?
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I got you a Card
£3.50 (WEB 36)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a smiling photo of Jesus overlaid with white text that reads Name All the best people have their Birthday at Christmas
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All the best people Card
£3.50 (WEB 34)
A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 30)
A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 29)
A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy
Website Exclusive
Save a horse Card
£3.50 (WEB 13)
A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...
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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 12)
Drinking since breakfast Card
£2.95 (DMA 599)
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
Let's party Card
£2.95 (DMA 583)
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.95 (RAN 147)
How is my recital Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMU 248)
Pride guys Card
£2.95 (RAN 104)
Big Gay Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 14)
Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card
£2.95 (GUM 26)
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem You Stupid Card
£2.95 (GUM 24)
Eye Spy With My Little Eye Card
£2.95 (GUM 14)
You're 29 again Card
£2.95 (DMY 04)
Look who's 21 Card
£2.95 (DMY 03)
Big plate of chips Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 139)
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 225)
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 14)
Happy Birthday You Old Bugger Card
£2.95 (DME 54)
Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad
£2.95 (DAD 58)
Happy awesome Step Dad day Card
£2.95 (DAD 57)
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
Being this fabulous was easy Card
£2.95 (PUL 16)
It's the besties birthday Card
£2.95 (PUL 09)
Blah blah bday etc Card
£2.95 (DBA 07)
Don't be greedy Card
£2.95 (DBA 06)
A funny personalisable card featuring a bold red background with chunky white text that reads “I love you name even if you are massive bellend.”
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I love you bellend Card
£3.50 (WEB 41)
It's enough to make you scream Card
£2.95 (RAN 192)
You're the fucker who's 40 Card
£2.95 (RAN 189)
Difference between you and a cockerel Card
£2.95 (RAN 183)
The Earth is 4.5 billion years old Card
£2.95 (DMV 162)
I go wild swimming Card
£2.95 (DMU 280)
Mum - You were right about everything Card
£2.95 (DMA 605)
Words cannot express Card
£2.95 (DMA 604)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest girl Card
£3.50 (WEB 40)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest boy Card
£3.50 (WEB 39)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 16)
Too old for this shit Card
£2.95 (DBA 03)
Naughty nice tired Card
£2.95 (RAN 173)
How will you spend your birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 181)
Happy Birthday from the lesbians Card
£2.95 (RAN 179)
The gays do love a birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 166)
Let's skip the Birthday meal Card
£2.95 (DMA 562)
Dad you're bloody brilliant Card
£2.95 (DAD 69)
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card
£2.95 (RAN 90)
Good Vibes Only Card
£2.95 (RAN 74)
You're Here Your Queer Card
£2.95 (RAN 36)
Fantastic 30 Card
£2.95 (DSS 50)
Super duper 70 Card
£2.95 (DMY 10)
Fun begins at 40 Card
£2.95 (DMY 07)
You're finally 18 Card
£2.95 (DMY 02)
Most annoying Sister Card
£2.95 (DMA 452)
Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card
£2.95 (DMA 309)
Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card
£2.95 (DAD 62)
100% Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 59)
Waited all day for that fart Card
£2.95 (PUL 24)
Another year older Card
£2.95 (PUL 17)
Lushes with hot flushes Card
£2.95 (DMA 616)
Party monsters from outer space Card
£2.95 (PUL 11)
Birthday drinks gone wild Card
£2.95 (PUL 03)
Another night of too much beer Card
£2.95 (PUL 02)
Be the best person you can be Card
£2.95 (DBA 13)
Dead inside but still fabulous Card
£2.95 (RAN 199)
You're how old female Card
£2.95 (RAN 185)
Not your first rodeo Card
£2.95 (RAN 184)
Watch Netflix with you forever Card
£2.95 (DMV 164)
Blah blah birthday something Card
£2.95 (DMU 281)
Romantic night in with the air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMU 277)
A funny birthday card featuring a victorian sepia photo of a smiling middle aged woman against a brown background
Website Exclusive
Mabel suck cock Card
£3.50 (WEB 03)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 15)
Happy birthday from Card
£2.95 (RAN 169)
Happy birthday super gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 165)
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.95 (DMU 243)
Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 96)
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card
£2.95 (RAN 94)
Huge knobhead April Card
£2.95 (RAN 58)
Wanking in a Winter Wonderland Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 42)
Prosecco Tequila Vodka Card
£2.95 (GUM 34)
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Epic Awesomeness Card
£2.95 (DSS 68)
You're 39 again Card
£2.95 (DMY 06)
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.95 (DMV 137)
Most amazing bitch ever Galentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 138)
Roses Are Red Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 112)
Really really old Card
£2.95 (DMU 227)
Smelt that fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 201)
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (DMA 444)
You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 442)
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 439)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.95 (DMA 423)
Your Pet Unicorn Card
£2.95 (DMA 180)
Drink beer and fart loads Card
£2.95 (DAD 64)
Sold Out
Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad
£2.95
Hang in there Card
£2.95 (DMA 617)
Someone cards about your Card
£2.95 (DMA 615)
Old fart club Card
£2.95 (PUL 19)
Santa loves everyone Card
£2.95 (DMX 374)
Award winning wanker Card
£2.95 (DMU 282)
You're born you die Card
£2.95 (DBA 11)
You're the fucker who's 30 Card
£2.95 (RAN 188)
Trans rights are human rights Card
£2.95 (RAN 182)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1970s smiling woman in a festive jumper holding a lot of presents
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Let's spend loads of money Card
£3.50 (WEB 37)
A funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I was going to buy you a birthday present but I spent the money on booze and porn instead
Website Exclusive
Booze and porn Card
£3.50 (WEB 10)
A rude dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I could have got you a nice birthday card you big twat but who needs that fake bullshit friendship?
Website Exclusive
Fake bullshit Card
£3.50 (WEB 09)
Hang of this AI thing yet Card
£2.95 (DMU 270)
Sexiest wife ever Card
£2.95 (DMV 157)
You suck Card
£2.95 (DMV 155)
Love You in a gay way Card
£2.95 (DMV 153)
Happy Mum day Card
£2.95 (DMA 578)
Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card
£2.95 (DSS 18)
Hope you like this lovely Card
£2.95 (DAD 68)
Huge knobhead October Card
£2.95 (RAN 64)
Stupid twats March Card
£2.95 (RAN 57)
Sounds gay I'm in Card
£2.95 (RAN 130)
Love is Love Card
£2.95 (RAN 03)
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (POP 20)
Open this card massive fart Card
£2.95 (POP 11)
Alexa send wine Card
£2.95 (POP 07)
Mum, Thanks For Being Card
£2.95 (MUM 44)
Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 29)
Christmas Twat in a Santa Hat Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 43)
A BIG Thank You Card
£2.95 (DSS 59)
Nimble nifty 90 Card
£2.95 (DMY 12)
I Like Your Face Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 120)
Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMU 107)
If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card
£4.00 (DML 17)
Sold Out
Today Is All About You (Large Card)
£4.00
You've still got it Dad Card
£2.95 (DMA 440)
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.95 (DMA 404)
Dad you're the best Mum Card
£2.95 (DAD 56)
Curse of the doomscroller Card
£2.95 (PUL 23)
Instagram my dinner Card
£2.95 (PUL 22)
One legend to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 614)
Young at heart Card
£2.95 (DMA 613)
My favourite C-words Card
£2.95 (RAN 201)
Youth is wasted on the young Card
£2.95 (DMA 619)
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card
£2.95 (DMX 252)