Funny & Rude Christmas Cards, Xmas Cards & UK Sale
Welcome to our funny Xmas card ranges available, including new cards, fresh for Christmas 2025! We’ve great selections of rude cards and funny Christmas card packs for friends and family. Choose from the pictures to view the full selection of Christmas cards available including discounted sale items.
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All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 237)
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Insufferable festive excitement Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 316)
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 276)
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Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£0.75
Regular price
£2.95
(DSX 12)
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You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 247)
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Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£0.75
Regular price
£2.95
(DSX 05)
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Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
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Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£0.75
Regular price
£2.95
(DSX 11)
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Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99
(MUL 58)
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We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 234)
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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 197)
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Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 305)
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Nothing For You! I've Seen Your Snapchat Nudes Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 241)
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'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00
Regular price
£2.95
(DMX 251)
