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A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 328)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a family out carol singing
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Available from 22nd September
I Need Alcohol Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 258)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children
Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 244)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 101)
A Christmas card with a 1970s festive scene of a decorated lounge
To a Special Cunt this Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 01)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of two men drinking alcohol
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Available from 22nd September
It's Christmas. Time To Get Wasted On Jagerbombs Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXX 09)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Joseph and Mary cradling baby Jesus in a stable
Shit Himself Again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 280)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat
Difference between dogs and cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 300)
A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys
Sucking Santa Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 20)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Available from 22nd September
Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 272)
A Christmas card with a jolly red Santa Claus against a blue background with snowflakes.
Season of Goodwill Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 22)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas partially obscured by the text Merry fucking cunty bollocks
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 12)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a female elf with a long list looking to camera
You're On The Cunt List Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 06)
A Christmas card with a 1950s illustration of a glamorous woman drinking from a cocktail glass
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Available from 22nd September
This Christmas It's Time For Champagne Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXX 22)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 194)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 327)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit
Shit yourself Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 321)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman wrapping Christmas presents
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Available from 22nd September
I've Worked Out What To Get You For Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 220)
A Christmas card with a 1950s illustration of Father Christmas being hugged by two women
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Available from 22nd September
You Want To Be On My Naughty List? Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 210)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling man holding a sing that reads When people say i should enjoy Christmas i simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
I should enjoy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 334)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of a smiling woman and a big pile of presents
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Available from 22nd September
Merry Christmas Meltdown Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXX 15)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 330)
A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe
Poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 324)
A Christmas card with a close up picture of robin on a bough of holly. Red and green curved text above reads Here's a festive robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Robin in the snow Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 332)
A rude Christmas Card with a miserable looking man
Oh Look It's Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 269)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMX 253)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas superimposed onto a festive bauble
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 03)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of an excited woman bursting through a ripped wall of red paper. White text above and below her reads Did someone say pigs in blankets?</
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 338)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing to camera
Magnificent bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 325)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young girl standing a t a small blackboard on an easel
Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 283)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Santa Claus sitting down with his arms behind his head
Santa's Coming Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 189)
A Christmas card with a festive picture of a miserable looking cat wearing a santa hat and red booties
Festive AF Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 263)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 337)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of four young carol singers. They are collectively saying Merry Christmas dickhead
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 329)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background

Available from 22nd September
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 64)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated

Available from 22nd September
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 59)
A plain white Christmas card with bold red, green and black capitalised text that reads Merry Christmas Let's go wild and put the heating on
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Merry Christmas Let's Go Wild
£2.75 GBP
A bold black Christmas card featuring simple white, red and green text in the middle that reads I never knew they made Christmas cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 108)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 22nd September
Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 01)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman looking into the distance dressed as a festive elf
That look you give Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 311)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a sad looking puppy in front of a 1960s Christmas tree
Same Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 270)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk
Too Much Wanking Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 137)
A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits

Available from 22nd September
Tinsel Tits Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 122)
Festive wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations

Available from 22nd September
Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 21)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas sitting down in his chair looking to camera
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 252)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 179)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamourous woman in a fur coat against a red background holding a cocktail glass
Mostly gin Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 317)
A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a small girl holding presents
These are mine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 302)
A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed in a santa outfit
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 213)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 220)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a smiling young woman holding Christmas presents
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Available from 22nd September
Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 197)
A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 313)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 237)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 22nd September
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 38)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 308)
A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday
Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 301)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a precocious young girl holding a doll
All About You Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 291)
A rude Christmas Card with a kitsch piture of a miserable looking cat
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Available from 22nd September
It's that Christmas again Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 294)
A red and green striped Christmas badge with bold white text in the middle reading I'm on Santa's cunt list

Available from 22nd September
Santa's cunt list Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 311)
A Christmas card asking what your elf name is
Elf Name Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 45)
A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho

Available from 22nd September
Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 312)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it
I bought you wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 335)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 307)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling family all in santa or antler hats
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Available from 22nd September
Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 281)
A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker

Available from 22nd September
Christmas Wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 313)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling precocious ginger haired child holding a large Christmas present
You little shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 336)
A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 310)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes
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Available from 22nd September
Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 11)
A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking white cat against a red background
Christmas Cat Says Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 267)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas sitting down writing with a quill pen
Merry Cunting Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 07)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels

Available from 22nd September
Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 52)

Available from 22nd September
Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 12)
A Christmas card with a 1980s picture of serious looking Santa sitting on a chair holding a present
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Available from 22nd September
Nothing For You! I've Seen Your Snapchat Nudes Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 241)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 309)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 26)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Available from 22nd September
Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 276)

Available from 22nd September
Random Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 GBP (MUL 03)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 326)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 193)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony

Available from 22nd September
I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 63)
A blue Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Father Christmas looking at the camera and holding a big read sack
Huge package Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 319)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a pink blouse holding up both hands
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 318)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamorous woman in front of a green background with snowflakes
Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 250)
A Christmas card with a red, green and black text withing the recipient Merry whatever Happy everything else
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Available from 22nd September
Merry Whatever Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DBX 01)
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Available from 22nd September
Festive AF Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP
A Christmas Card with a picture of a miserable looking Donald Trump
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Available from 22nd September
Merry Christmas Loser Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 19)
A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!

Available from 22nd September
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 58)

Available from 22nd September
Sick Of This Shit Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 268)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 331)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Father Christmas pointing to camera
Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 298)
A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of a young woman dressed up with a beard as Santa Claus
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Available from 22nd September
'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 251)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background

Available from 22nd September
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 51)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a scroll that reads Not you dickhead. Above him white text reads Merry Christmas everyone!
Not you dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 312)

Available from 22nd September
Cheeky Christmas Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 02)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 22nd September
Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 04)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a red dress holding a huge festive turkey
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 333)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat
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Someone's asked for a lot of Wine Card
£2.75 GBP
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a man and woman adorned with lots of Christmas presents
Everything Is Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 287)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a glamorous woman holding a glass of wine
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Available from 22nd September
Merry Prosecco Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A multipack of 12 x I need alcohol Christmas Cards
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Available from 22nd September
I Need Alcohol Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP

Available from 22nd September
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 104)
A Christmas card with a picture of a teenager dressed in a white 1970s prom tuxedo
Even Wankers Deserve A Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 292)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus pointing directly to camera
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 232)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
Thanks I hate it Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 304)
A rude Christmas Card featuring the words fuck off displayed over a wreath
Fuck off Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 296)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road
Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 284)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge
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Available from 22nd September
Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 265)

Available from 22nd September
Festive Fuckwit Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 225)
A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas
Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£2.75 GBP (RAN 80)
A light pink Christmas card with random red, pink, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Have a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 125)

Available from 22nd September
Offensive Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 19)
A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of three smiling women building a snowman
You Vile Old Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 278)
Cheerful red wrapping paper with the words ‘Have a totes amaze balls Christmas’ in capitalised white and green font continuously repeated across the entire paper
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Available from 22nd September
Have A Totes Amazeballs Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 GBP £4.25 GBP (DMW 31)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 223)
A dark red Christmas card with just the words Merry Christmas you Nosey Cunt written in very small white capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 79)
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 66)

Available from 22nd September
And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 100)
Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob

Available from 22nd September
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 56)

Available from 22nd September
Christmas full of gin Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 314)

Available from 22nd September
Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 265)

Available from 22nd September
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 99)
A Christmas card with a red background. White text reads I'll be walking in a winter wankerland
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Available from 22nd September
Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 12)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of Santa Claus looking exasperated against a blue background. Bold white text above reads Merry whatever arsehole
Merry whatever arsehole Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 339)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 279)
Christmas wrapping paper with a grey, snowflake background and a picture of a very grumpy looking man with the words ‘Oh look it’s Christmas excuse me while I shit myself with excitement’

Available from 22nd September
Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 46)
A white Christmas card with a red candy cane border
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Available from 22nd September
I'm Too Cheap To Buy a Christmas Present Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXG 19)
A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Available from 22nd September
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 57)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas against a white background
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Christmas Can Fuck Right Off Card
£2.75 GBP
A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes
Insufferable festive excitement Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 316)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of sacred heart Jesus
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 271)
A white badge with rounded lower case green and red text that reads Jingle my balls

Available from 22nd September
Jingle my balls Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 307)
A white text based Christmas card with black, green and red text
Hope Your Xmas Isn't Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 38)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 124)

Available from 22nd September
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 98)
A Christmas Card with a retro picture of a sultry woman
Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 305)
A bight red and white Christmas badge with white and green rounded text that reads Merry Christmas everyone! Except you dickhead

Available from 22nd September
Except you dickhead Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 315)

Available from 22nd September
Jingle Bollocks Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 242)

Available from 22nd September
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 228)

Available from 22nd September
Festive AF Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 226)
A text based Christmas card with a green background and snow
Save 64%

Available from 22nd September
Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 05)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus looking intense with his hands clasped
Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 257)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling family looking at camera through a festive wreath
Merry Christmas Wanker Rude
£2.75 GBP (DMX 04)
Christmas wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of Santa with three children and a speech bubble saying ‘Fuck off!’ in capitalised black font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 43)
This Christmas badge features bold white text reading Santa's Little Wanker over a red background

Available from 22nd September
Santa's Little Wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 289)

Available from 22nd September
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 266)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 224)
A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 109)
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.75 GBP (DMR 51)

Available from 22nd September
Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 21)
A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched

Available from 22nd September
Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 121)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
Carol singers Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 314)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man holding a mini Christmas tree and presents
Save 64%

Available from 22nd September
Jingle Bollocks Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 277)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 264)

Available from 22nd September
Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 267)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 181)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and snow
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Available from 22nd September
Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 11)
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Available from 22nd September
Keep Calm And Eat A Mince Pie
£0.50 GBP £1.15 GBP (DPO 68)
A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus

Available from 22nd September
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 119)
A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is

Available from 22nd September
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 117)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys
You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 247)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of two model snowmen and candy canes
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Available from 22nd September
Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 235)
A red, white and green Christmas badge with a black band across the middle. Rounded white text inside the band reads Merry kiss my ass

Available from 22nd September
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 310)

Available from 22nd September
Merry Cunting Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 229)
A Christmas card designed to look like a vintage paperback featuring an illustration of Father Christmas sitting atop a chimney
Santa take a shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 148)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 83)
A red text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Card
£2.75 GBP (DXG 12)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother reading a Christmas book to her son in front of a festive tree
Mummy needs a glass of wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 315)
A rude Christmas Card with a picture of a jolly Father Christmas
Another shitty year Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 306)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
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Available from 22nd September
Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 14)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 22nd September
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 39)
A black Christmas badge with white, red and green rounded text reading Festive jumper wanker

Available from 22nd September
Festive jumper wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 308)
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Available from 22nd September
Miss You Like Fuck Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 17)
A multipack of 12 x Time to get wasted on Jagerbombs Christmas Cards

Available from 22nd September
Time to get wasted on Jagerbombs Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 54)
A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline
Very Camp Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 81)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 127)
Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts

Available from 22nd September
See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 34)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads Merry whatever arsehole

Available from 22nd September
Merry whatever arsehole Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 334)

Available from 22nd September
Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 180)
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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Available from 22nd September
98% Cheese Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DBX 07)
A white greeting card with rounded green and red text wishing Merry Christmas to you and your
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Available from 22nd September
Merry Christmas to you and your Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 77)
A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side
Smell of reindeer poo Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 85)
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Available from 22nd September
Fuck Off Covid Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 41)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a group of young carol singers
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Available from 22nd September
We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 234)
A Christmas card with a photo of Donald Trump pouting in front of a red background with a snowflake pattern
Christmas Kisses From Donald Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 05)
Bright white wrapping paper with a cartoon style drawing of Santa gesturing to the words Christmas can fuck right off!
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Available from 22nd September
Christmas Can Fuck Right Off Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP

Available from 22nd September
Santa Says Relax Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 45)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat

Available from 22nd September
12th day of Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 333)

Available from 22nd September
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 205)

Available from 22nd September
Where's My Present Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 156)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 348)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas reading his list against a red background. He repeatedly says You're a cunt
You're a cunt list Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 345)
A multipack for 6 Christmas cards in the shout! range.

Available from 22nd September
Shout! Card Pack of 6 Multipack
£3.49 GBP (MUL 50)
A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background

Available from 22nd September
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 120)
Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas

Available from 22nd September
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 37)
A Christmas card with a vintage photo of two young women both sitting looking forward with their hair in commercial hair dryers. White rounded text above reads Merry Christmas Bestie
Merry Christmas Bestie Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 351)
A multipack of 12 x This Christmas it's time for Champagne

Available from 22nd September
It's Time for Champagne Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 55)
A multipack of 12 x Have a Jolly Fabulous Christmas
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Available from 22nd September
Have a Jolly Fabulous Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP

Available from 22nd September
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 102)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Couple Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 84)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 126)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
Lost money on crypto Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 107)
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Available from 22nd September
Totes Amazeballs Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP

Available from 22nd September
Wanking in a Winter Wonderland Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 42)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of a jolly looking Santa
Santa Loves Everyone, Even Wankers Card
£2.75 GBP (DXX 24)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
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Available from 22nd September
Can't Even Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXG 22)
A funny Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a woman dressed as an elf
I'm dreaming of shite Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 295)
A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas

Available from 22nd September
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 309)
This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.

Available from 22nd September
Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 288)

Available from 22nd September
Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 269)

Available from 22nd September
Merry Shitmas Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 222)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a miserable baby sat amongst presents in a little Santa outfit. He says Merry Christmas! Now where's my fucking present?
Where's my Christmas present Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 343)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged woman against a red background surrounded by snowflakes
Welcome to Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 342)
A multipack of You want to be on my naughty list Christmas cards x 12

Available from 22nd September
You Want to be on my Naughty List Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 53)
A black Christmas card with alternating red, white and green rounded text reading We wish you a merry fuckmas
Merry Fuckmas Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 89)

Available from 22nd September
Christmas Twat in a Santa Hat Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 43)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a woman with her fingers in her ears. She is surrounded by rounded pastel coloured text that reads Christmas, Shopping, Parties, Snow, Family, Decs etc
Fingers in ears Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 323)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Santa looking shocked reading a christmas list
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Available from 22nd September
Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 09)
A Christmas card with a jolly red Santa Claus against a blue background pointing upwards towards bold white text that reads Fuck 2022
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Available from 22nd September
Fuck 2022 Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP
A white badge with bold red capitalised text that reads I hate Xmas

Available from 22nd September
I hate Xmas Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 364)
A black Christmas with bold rounded white, red and green text that reads Enjoy your big Christmas poo
Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 152)
A black Christmas card with bold slanted white text that reads Show this Christmas card up your arse surrounded by white, red and green dots
Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 151)
A Christmas card titled How much do you love Christmas? with the answers next to tick boxes below
How much to you love Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 150)
A Plain red Christmas card with a black, green and red text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm far too much of a Scrooge to give a fuck about Christmas but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Too much a Scrooge Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 149)
A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 350)
A Christmas card with a photograph of two cute white kittens surround by various Christmas decorations. Bold white capitalised text above them reads Merry Christmas human from your feline overlords
Merry Christmas Human Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 349)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling woman holding a glass of larger surrounded by snowflakes. White rounded text above and beside her reads Merry Christmas from one drunken lush to another
Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 347)
A Christmas card with a photograph of Mary and Joseph cradling baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph says You know, I'm sure I left the gas on...
Left the gas on Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 346)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young girl and Father Christmas looking into the middle distance
Hunt you down Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 344)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young girl in a winter coat with a short blonde hair holding presents in front of a blue background
Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 341)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young boy in a winter coat with a warm hat holding presents in front of a snowy background
Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 340)
Christmas wrapping paper with a round picture of a robin surrounded by snow. Red and green text surrounding the repeated images reads Here's a festive Robin in the snow. What more do you want?

Available from 22nd September
Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 70)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated image of a holly Christmas wreath overlaid with white rounded text that reads Christmas Wanker

Available from 22nd September
Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 69)
Black Christmas wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove Christmas up your arse surrounded by pastel red, green and white multicoloured dots

Available from 22nd September
Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 67)
Bright Christmas wrapping paper in alternating colours of green, red and white with the words ‘Hope your xmas isn’t shit’ in capitalised font repeated across the wrapping paper

Available from 22nd September
Hope Your Christmas Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 45)
A bright red and white badge with green and white rounded text that reads Merry Christmas Screw the diet.

Available from 22nd September
Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 349)
A pink badge with red, green and white spots surrounding red and green text that reads Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Available from 22nd September
Jolly Festive Fuck You Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 348)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold rounded white text with a black shadow that reads Happy holigays

Available from 22nd September
Happy Holigays Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 347)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 82)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink
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Available from 22nd September
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Pen
£2.75 GBP
Can't even this xmas multipack

Available from 22nd September
Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 49)
Festive AF Multipack
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Available from 22nd September
Festive AF Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP
Bah Hum Bug Christmas Card Packs
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Available from 22nd September
Bah Hum Bug Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP

Available from 22nd September
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 45)
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Available from 22nd September
Have a Totes Amazeballs Postcard
£0.50 GBP £1.15 GBP (DPO 67)
A black Christmas postcard with the words We wish you a merry fuckmas

Available from 22nd September
Wish you a Merry Fuckmas Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 118)

Available from 22nd September
Shit Just Got Real Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 101)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Santa Claus at his desk
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Available from 22nd September
Happy new normal Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 303)
Festive red wrapping paper with the words ‘Merry Christmas turkey tits’ in capitalised white font and is continuously repeated across the entire wrapping paper

Available from 22nd September
Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 33)
A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas

Available from 22nd September
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 220)
A bright red badge with a white snowflake pattern. Black outlined white text reads I've a huge festive package just for you

Available from 22nd September
Festive package Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 316)

Available from 22nd September
Another Fucking Offensive Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 227)

Available from 22nd September
Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 154)

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Santa Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 104)