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Available from 10th September
Fuck off I'm reading Badge
£2.00 (DMD 323)

Available from 10th September
Voting for idiots Badge
£2.00 (DMD 326)

Available from 10th September
Mocha chocca latte Badge
£2.00 (DMD 331)

Available from 10th September
Give Me Chocolate Then Piss Off Badge
£2.00 (DMD 34)

Available from 10th September
I'm A Twat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 168)

Available from 10th September
Grumpy Cat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 178)

Available from 10th September
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Badge
£2.00 (DMD 210)

Available from 10th September
Be More Cat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 340)

Available from 10th September
Be More Dog Badge
£2.00 (DMD 341)

Available from 10th September
Proud To Be Woke Badge
£2.00 (DMD 342)

Available from 10th September
Same Age as Old People Badge
£2.00 (DMD 343)

Available from 10th September
Queer and Proud Badge
£2.00 (DMD 344)

Available from 10th September
I try not to swear Badge
£2.00 (DMD 345)

Available from 10th September
Only give fucks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 346)

Available from 10th September
Happy Holigays Badge
£2.00 (DMD 347)

Available from 10th September
Jolly Festive Fuck You Badge
£2.00 (DMD 348)

Available from 10th September
Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 349)

Available from 10th September
Not dead yet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 350)

Available from 10th September
Failing at life but looking fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 351)

Available from 10th September
Cunt alert Badge
£2.00 (DMD 352)

Available from 10th September
Another day of dealing Badge
£2.00 (DMD 353)

Available from 10th September
Badge junkie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 354)

Available from 10th September
I'd rather be hiking Badge
£2.00 (DMD 355)

Available from 10th September
Graphic design is my passion Badge
£2.00 (DMD 356)

Available from 10th September
I love gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 357)

Available from 10th September
Fresh out of fucks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 358)

Available from 10th September
Intersex progress pride flag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 359)

Available from 10th September
Seize the day tomorrow Badge
£2.00 (DMD 360)

Available from 10th September
I always poo on work time Badge
£2.00 (DMD 361)

Available from 10th September
We're fucked Badge
£2.00 (DMD 362)

Available from 10th September
No idea what I'm doing Badge
£2.00 (DMD 363)
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Happy Birthday Doodles Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 65)

Available from 10th September
I am weird Badge
£2.00 (DMD 365)

Available from 10th September
I am super gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 366)

Available from 10th September
Mrs saggy tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 367)

Available from 10th September
Grey pubes guy Badge
£2.00 (DMD 368)

Available from 10th September
Here's to another day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 369)

Available from 10th September
Very IDGAF today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 370)

Available from 10th September
The problem with some people Badge
£2.00 (DMD 371)

Available from 10th September
Yes, I'm this gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 372)

Available from 10th September
I'm here I'm queer Badge
£2.00 (DMD 373)

Available from 10th September
Free hugs Badge
£2.00 (DMD 374)

Available from 10th September
Enjoy a good fart Badge
£2.00 (DMD 380)

Available from 10th September
Sick of this shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 381)

Available from 10th September
I work with idiots Badge
£2.00 (DMD 382)

Available from 10th September
Pansexual Badge
£2.00 (DMD 384)

Available from 10th September
Merry fuck you Badge
£2.00 (DMD 375)

Available from 10th September
Meh Badge
£2.00 (DMD 376)

Available from 10th September
Shove Badge
£2.00 (DMD 377)

Available from 10th September
Treat yourself to some anal Badge
£2.00 (DMD 378)

Available from 10th September
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 379)

Available from 10th September
Pour me a large wine Badge
£2.00 (DMD 383)

Available from 10th September
Gay and tired Badge
£2.00 (DMD 385)

Available from 10th September
Words cannot express Badge
£2.00 (DMD 386)

Available from 10th September
Ask me about my super powers Badge
£2.00 (DMD 387)

Available from 10th September
My three favourite things Badge
£2.00 (DMD 388)

Available from 10th September
Being an adult Badge
£2.00 (DMD 389)

Available from 10th September
I like long walks away from people Badge
£2.00 (DMD 390)

Available from 10th September
Queer all year Badge
£2.00 (DMD 391)

Available from 10th September
Trans rights Badge
£2.00 (DMD 392)

Available from 10th September
The gays are here Badge
£2.00 (DMD 393)

Available from 10th September
What fresh hell is this Badge
£2.00 (DMD 394)

Available from 10th September
I hate people Badge
£2.00 (DMD 395)

Available from 10th September
Eat sleep wank repeat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 396)

Available from 10th September
Knock out four wanks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 397)

Available from 10th September
Hot mess Badge
£2.00 (DMD 398)

Available from 10th September
Everything is fucked Badge
£2.00 (DMD 399)

Available from 10th September
Excited about air fryers Badge
£2.00 (DMD 400)

Available from 10th September
You Shit Rainbows Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 101)
Sold Out

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There It Goes The Last Fuck I Give Fridge Magnet
£2.75

Available from 10th September
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 105)

Available from 10th September
Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 107)

Available from 10th September
May This Day Be Filled With Joy Fridge Magnet Funny
£2.75 (DMG 112)

Available from 10th September
Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny
£2.75 (DMG 113)

Available from 10th September
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Fridge Magnet Rude
£2.75 (DMG 114)

Available from 10th September
Sophisticated Elegant Classy Fridge Magnet Funny
£2.75 (DMG 115)

Available from 10th September
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 117)

Available from 10th September
You Sir are a Knob Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 119)

Available from 10th September
Help! Please Send Wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 120)

Available from 10th September
The Man The Myth The Bellend Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 122)

Available from 10th September
Soup of the Day Wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 123)

Available from 10th September
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse I need Gin Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 124)

Available from 10th September
Fuck You Arsehole Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 126)

Available from 10th September
I Spy With My Little Eye Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 130)
Sold Out

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See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet
£2.75
Sold Out

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8 Out Of 10 Cats Fridge Magnet
£2.75

Available from 10th September
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 133)

Available from 10th September
Yasss Queen Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 134)

Available from 10th September
Alexa Send Wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 135)
Sold Out

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Progress Pride Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75

Available from 10th September
Live Laugh Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 137)

Available from 10th September
I used to be a people person Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 138)

Available from 10th September
Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 139)

Available from 10th September
Hands up! if you're drunk Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 140)

Available from 10th September
Let's celebrate Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 141)

Available from 10th September
Some are born great Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 142)

Available from 10th September
Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 143)

Available from 10th September
Dogs and cats Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 144)

Available from 10th September
World's best arsehole Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 145)

Available from 10th September
Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 146)

Available from 10th September
Cunt alert Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 147)

Available from 10th September
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 148)

Available from 10th September
Sounds gay I'm in Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 149)

Available from 10th September
Please keep all the stupid people away Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 150)

Available from 10th September
Today is a lovely day Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 151)

Available from 10th September
I foresee wine Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 152)

Available from 10th September
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 41)

Available from 10th September
I Love Anal Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 55)

Available from 10th September
I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 59)
Sold Out

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You May Not Be As Gay As This Fridge Magnet
£2.75

Available from 10th September
You Would Not Believe Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 75)

Available from 10th September
It Must Be True Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 79)

Available from 10th September
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 80)

Available from 10th September
Menu Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 85)

Available from 10th September
Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 90)
Sold Out

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet
£2.75

Available from 10th September
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 99)

Available from 10th September
Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 153)

Available from 10th September
Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 154)

Available from 10th September
Welcome to middle age Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 155)

Available from 10th September
Totally gay Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 156)

Available from 10th September
The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 157)

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Inside every old person Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 158)

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Drunk by midnight Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 159)

Available from 10th September
The problem with some people Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 160)

Available from 10th September
Balanced diet Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 161)

Available from 10th September
Excited about air fryers Fridge
£2.75 (DMG 162)

Available from 10th September
My three favourite things Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 163)

Available from 10th September
I am this gay Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 164)
Sold Out

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Trans rights Fridge Magnet
£2.75

Available from 10th September
The only difference between me and cockerel Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 166)

Available from 10th September
May this day Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 167)

Available from 10th September
Not shit yourself today Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 168)

Available from 10th September
Old enough to know better Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 169)

Available from 10th September
The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 112)

Available from 10th September
I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 117)

Available from 10th September
You Sir Are A Knob Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 121)

Available from 10th September
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 131)

Available from 10th September
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 146)

Available from 10th September
Prosecco Princess Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 149)

Available from 10th September
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 157)

Available from 10th September
Wine Appreciation Day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 158)

Available from 10th September
The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 160)

Available from 10th September
Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 163)

Available from 10th September
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 165)

Available from 10th September
100% Chance Of Beer Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 167)

Available from 10th September
Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 170)

Available from 10th September
I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 179)

Available from 10th September
Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 180)

Available from 10th September
Did Someone Say Wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 182)

Available from 10th September
Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 185)

Available from 10th September
No Cunts Today Please Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 189)

Available from 10th September
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 190)

Available from 10th September
Old Bastard Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 192)

Available from 10th September
Have a Nice Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 194)

Available from 10th September
I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 193)
Sold Out

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Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25

Available from 10th September
Progress Pride Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 196)

Available from 10th September
Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 199)

Available from 10th September
Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 198)

Available from 10th September
World's best arsehole Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 201)

Available from 10th September
Shakespeare Quote Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 202)

Available from 10th September
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 203)

Available from 10th September
Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 204)

Available from 10th September
Nosey cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 205)

Available from 10th September
Nice bright cheerful Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 206)

Available from 10th September
Pissed in the pool Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 207)

Available from 10th September
When people say Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 208)

Available from 10th September
Friends that drink together Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 209)

Available from 10th September
Old enough to know better Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 210)

Available from 10th September
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 211)

Available from 10th September
Who fancies a wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 212)

Available from 10th September
Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 213)

Available from 10th September
Mocha choca latte Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 214)

Available from 10th September
I hate everyone Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 215)

Available from 10th September
Today is a lovely day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 216)

Available from 10th September
Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 217)

Available from 10th September
Drink up and fuck off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 218)

Available from 10th September
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 220)

Available from 10th September
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 45)

Available from 10th September
You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 61)

Available from 10th September
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 64)

Available from 10th September
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 76)

Available from 10th September
Rainbow Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 77)

Available from 10th September
Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 105)

Available from 10th September
Graphic design is my passion Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 221)

Available from 10th September
I love gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 222)

Available from 10th September
I try not to swear Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 223)

Available from 10th September
Intersex progress pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 224)

Available from 10th September
Here's to another day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 225)

Available from 10th September
Welcome to middle age female Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 226)

Available from 10th September
Welcome to middle age male Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 227)

Available from 10th September
Shove this drink up your arse Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 228)

Available from 10th September
The moaning Lisa Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 229)

Available from 10th September
Oh look, a cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 230)

Available from 10th September
Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 232)

Available from 10th September
Failing at life Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 233)

Available from 10th September
First class honours Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 234)

Available from 10th September
I always poo on work time Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 235)

Available from 10th September
Yes, I'm that gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 236)

Available from 10th September
Seize the day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 237)

Available from 10th September
Take no shit Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 238)

Available from 10th September
Hello! Is beer involved Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 239)

Available from 10th September
Jizzed in your tea Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 240)

Available from 10th September
Favourite swear word Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 241)
Sold Out

Available from 10th September
Place your drink here Coaster
£3.25

Available from 10th September
The problem with some people Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 243)

Available from 10th September
The older I get Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 244)

Available from 10th September
Things are so much better Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 245)

Available from 10th September
I work with idiots Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 246)

Available from 10th September
Am I gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 247)

Available from 10th September
Who invited you Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 248)

Available from 10th September
Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 124)

Available from 10th September
Queen of the frucking universe Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 249)

Available from 10th September
Drunk by midnight Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 250)

Available from 10th September
Balanced diet Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 251)

Available from 10th September
May this day be filled with joy Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 252)

Available from 10th September
One day you'll go far Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 253)

Available from 10th September
Smile if you've not shit yourself Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 254)

Available from 10th September
Best boss ever Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 255)

Available from 10th September
Overworked and underpaid Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 256)

Available from 10th September
Eat sleep wank repeat Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 257)

Available from 10th September
Queer all year Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 258)

Available from 10th September
Everything is fucked Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 259)

Available from 10th September
When life gives you wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 260)

Available from 10th September
Girl with a banging hangover Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 261)

Available from 10th September
Excited about air fryers Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 262)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 10th September
I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Pen
£3.50 (PEN 01)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess

Available from 10th September
Prosecco Princess Pen
£3.50 (PEN 03)
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Available from 10th September
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady

Available from 10th September
Crazy Cat Lady Pen
£3.50 (PEN 04)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Available from 10th September
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen
£3.50 (PEN 06)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink
Sold Out

Available from 10th September
Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.

Available from 10th September
I Shit Rainbows Pen
£3.50 (PEN 08)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Available from 10th September
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Pen
£3.50 (PEN 09)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 10th September
Office Wanker Pen
£3.50 (PEN 10)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Available from 10th September
Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 11)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Pink and blue and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Available from 10th September
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 12)
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

Available from 10th September
I Need A Poo! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 14)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

Available from 10th September
Fuck Work Pen
£3.50 (PEN 15)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum

Available from 10th September
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen
£3.50 (PEN 16)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks

Available from 10th September
Cunty Bollocks Pen
£3.50 (PEN 17)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love cock

Available from 10th September
I Love Cock Pen
£3.50 (PEN 18)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Available from 10th September
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 19)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Available from 10th September
Zero Fucks Given Pen
£3.50 (PEN 20)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Available from 10th September
Bored Of This Meeting Pen
£3.50 (PEN 21)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on the side reads I love my cats

Available from 10th September
I Love My Cats Pen
£3.50 (PEN 23)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Fuck this shit!

Available from 10th September
Fuck This Shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 24)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 10th September
Today's Mood Pen
£3.50 (PEN 25)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Wake up be fabulous repeat

Available from 10th September
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 26)

Fun, Rude Gifts and Wrapping Paper

Looking for those little extras for Christmas & birthday gifts or other occasions throughout the year? We’ve got you covered, from rude and funny coasters, to travel gifts like luggage tags and keyrings. Remember the wrapping paper too, with a selection of Christmas and birthday wrap with an original twist!