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A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Text on one side reads What can I fuck up today?

Available from 10th September
What Can I Fuck Up Today? Pen
£3.50 (PEN 27)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots
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Available from 10th September
I Work With Idiots Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

Available from 10th September
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen
£3.50 (PEN 29)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Available from 10th September
Fuck Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 30)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red and black text on one side reads Being a useless tosser is all part of my charm

Available from 10th September
Being A Useless Tosser Pen
£3.50 (PEN 31)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Available from 10th September
Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen
£3.50 (PEN 34)
A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate everyone

Available from 10th September
I Hate Everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 35)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Available from 10th September
Not A Morning Person Pen
£3.50 (PEN 36)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!

Available from 10th September
I'm Weird Deal With It Pen
£3.50 (PEN 39)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads I cunt spell

Available from 10th September
I Cunt Spell Pen
£3.50 (PEN 38)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

Available from 10th September
My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 40)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Needy attention sponge.

Available from 10th September
Needy Attention Sponge Pen
£3.50 (PEN 44)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen
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Available from 10th September
Big Gay Pen Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 10th September
I Hate My Boss Pen
£3.50 (PEN 46)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Stay the fuck away

Available from 10th September
Stay The Fuck Away Pen
£3.50 (PEN 52)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Winging it!

Available from 10th September
Winging It! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 53)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Curvy pale yellow text with a black outline reads Filthy cum slut

Available from 10th September
Filthy Cum Slut Pen
£3.50 (PEN 54)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

Available from 10th September
Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 56)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Lower case text reads Have you had your wank today?

Available from 10th September
Have you had your wank today Pen
£3.50 (PEN 57)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 10th September
I hate people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 58)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 10th September
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 59)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

Available from 10th September
Hands up who farted Pen
£3.50 (PEN 60)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny

Available from 10th September
Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen
£3.50 (PEN 61)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
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Available from 10th September
Off you fuck Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Available from 10th September
Office Bitch Pen
£3.50 (PEN 63)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black text on one side reads I love (heart symbol) my dog

Available from 10th September
I love my dog Pen
£3.50 (PEN 64)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

Available from 10th September
I take no shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 65)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Capitalised red and deep blue text along one side reads World's best arsehole

Available from 10th September
World's best arsehole Pen
£3.50 (PEN 67)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Available from 10th September
Sick of this shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 69)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Available from 10th September
Fuck this Fuck that Pen
£3.50 (PEN 70)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Rounded bold black text reads I love anal

Available from 10th September
I love anal Pen
£3.50 (PEN 71)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Available from 10th September
Best employee ever! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 72)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

Available from 10th September
I hate everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 73)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold black text reads Full time cunt

Available from 10th September
Full time cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 74)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black and pink text reads I'm craving dick
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Available from 10th September
I'm craving dick Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Bored as fuck

Available from 10th September
Bored as fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 76)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads I try not to swear but I cunt

Available from 10th September
I try not to swear Pen
£3.50 (PEN 79)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Available from 10th September
Best boss ever Pen
£3.50 (PEN 80)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy

Available from 10th September
Fuck off back to economy Pen
£3.50 (PEN 81)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Available from 10th September
Could have been an email Pen
£3.50 (PEN 84)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

Available from 10th September
No Cunts Today Please Pen
£3.50 (PEN 49)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted pink bold text with a black outline reads total slag

Available from 10th September
Total slag Pen
£3.50 (PEN 68)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine

Available from 10th September
I need wine Pen
£3.50 (PEN 83)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black text that reads Not dead yet

Available from 10th September
Not dead yet Pen
£3.50 (PEN 85)
<p> A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Available from 10th September
Cunt alert Pen
£3.50 (PEN 87)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

Available from 10th September
I always poo on work time Pen
£3.50 (PEN 88)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks
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Available from 10th September
Fresh out of fucks Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. White text in a red box reads Proud to be Woke

Available from 10th September
Proud to be woke Pen
£3.50 (PEN 91)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Overworked and underpaid

Available from 10th September
Overworked and underpaid Pen
£3.50 (PEN 92)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I hate work

Available from 10th September
I hate work Pen
£3.50 (PEN 93)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text reads Penny McPenface

Available from 10th September
Penny Mcpenface Pen
£3.50 (PEN 94)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Black and red text reads The problem with some people is they're cunts

Available from 10th September
The problem with some people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 95)

Available from 10th September
Happy Birthday Cocksucker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 12)

Available from 10th September
Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 21)

Available from 10th September
Happy Birthday You Big Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 27)

Available from 10th September
Hello Yes You The Old One! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 28)

Available from 10th September
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 29)

Available from 10th September
Flash Your Gusset Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 30)

Available from 10th September
See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 36)

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Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 39)
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Happy Birthday Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

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Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 41)
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Totally Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

Available from 10th September
Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 43)

Available from 10th September
You're A Twat Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 44)

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Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 46)
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You old bastard Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

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To a special cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 48)

Available from 10th September
Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 49)

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Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 51)

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Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 52)
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Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

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Nice bright cheerful fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 60)

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Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 61)

Available from 10th September
Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 62)

Available from 10th September
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 57)

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Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 58)

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Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 59)
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I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

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Shove this gift up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 66)
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Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

Available from 10th September
Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 68)

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Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 69)
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Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

Available from 10th September
Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 71)

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Santa takes a shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 72)

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Retro Santa Claus Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 73)
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Santa's Cunt List Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

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Wanking too much Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 75)

Available from 10th September
Laugh, fart, sneeze and wee Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 76)

Available from 10th September
Excited about air fryers Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 77)

Available from 10th September
Nosey cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 55)
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You Big Knob Jockey Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)
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Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)
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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug
£5.00 £8.75
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OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)
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You Big Man Whore Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)
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Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)
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Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)
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You Sir Are a Knob Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)
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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Available from 10th September
Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug
£8.75 (DMM 01)

Available from 10th September
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug
£8.75 (DMM 02)

Available from 10th September
Fuck Bollocks Wank Mug
£8.75 (DMM 03)

Available from 10th September
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Mug
£8.75 (DMM 04)

Available from 10th September
I Love Cock Mug
£8.75 (DMM 05)

Available from 10th September
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Mug
£8.75 (DMM 14)
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You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Mug
£8.75

Available from 10th September
You're Fucking Awesome - Keep It Up! Mug
£8.75 (DMM 22)

Available from 10th September
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug
£8.75 (DMM 25)

Available from 10th September
I Need A Poo Mug
£8.75 (DMM 27)

Available from 10th September
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug
£8.75 (DMM 28)

Available from 10th September
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Mug
£8.75 (DMM 29)

Available from 10th September
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug
£8.75 (DMM 30)

Available from 10th September
Yasss Queen Mug
£8.75 (DMM 33)

Available from 10th September
Full time cunt Mug
£8.75 (DMM 34)

Available from 10th September
Big gay mug Mug
£8.75 (DMM 35)

Available from 10th September
Progress pride flag Mug
£8.75 (DMM 36)

Available from 10th September
I always poo on work time Mug
£8.75 (DMM 37)

Available from 10th September
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Mug
£8.75 (DMM 38)

Available from 10th September
Fuck off Mug
£8.75 (DMM 39)

Available from 10th September
Totally gay Mug
£8.75 (DMM 40)

Available from 10th September
Another day of dealing Mug
£8.75 (DMM 41)

Available from 10th September
Nosey cunt Mug
£8.75 (DMM 42)

Available from 10th September
I hate everyone Mug
£8.75 (DMM 43)

Available from 10th September
World's best arsehole Mug
£8.75 (DMM 44)

Available from 10th September
I Love My Pussy Mug
£8.75 (DMM 21)

Fun, Rude Gifts and Wrapping Paper

Looking for those little extras for Christmas & birthday gifts or other occasions throughout the year? We’ve got you covered, from rude and funny coasters, to travel gifts like luggage tags and keyrings. Remember the wrapping paper too, with a selection of Christmas and birthday wrap with an original twist!