Cards and Gifts for Dad

A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£2.95 (DMA 435)

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)

A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age male Card

£2.95 (DMA 523)

A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background

Don't stress about old age Card

£2.95 (DMA 537)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it

I've still got it Card

£2.95 (DMU 247)

A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card

A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a wise old man in shaman robes looking wise infront of a rainbow starburst

He who is old and wise Card

£2.95 (DMA 553)

A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame. Blue, yellow and white text in front reads Hip hip replacement Happy Birthday Dad

Hip Hip Replacement Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 393 DAD)

A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a serious looking man sitting at a desk next to a World globe. Text above reads Age is just a number. In your case a very big number

Age is Just a Number Card

£2.95 (DMA 550)

A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a serious looking man pointing and looking to camera

Let's get a few things straight Card

£2.95 (DMA 547)

A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench

Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 220)

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock

Bladder wakes you up Card

£2.95 (DMU 259)

A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes

Happy birthday grey pubes Card

£2.95 (DMA 531)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are

As funny as you think you are Card

£2.95 (DMU 250)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers

From your little shit girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 491)

A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl

Little Shit Girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 390)

A funny Father's Day card with a retro picture of a smiling father and son both looking to camera. White and dark blue rounded text above and next to them reads Like father like son. That's right, I'm a dick too

Like father like son Card

£2.95 (DMA 544)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer

Is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMA 528)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone

From your little shit boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 492)

A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I'm not saying you're old.. .. but if you were a banana you'd be bread

Banana you'd be bread Card

£2.95 (RAN 164)

A funny Birthday card featuring a care nurse smiling and talking to an older man using a walking frame. She says Happy Birthday you decrepit old fossil

Decrepit old fossil Card

£2.95 (DMU 261)

A dark yellow birthday card with bold capitalised black and red text that reads Not dead yet.

Not dead yet Card

£2.95 (RAN 172)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 52)

A plain white badge with round black text that reads When did I become the same age as old people?

Same Age as Old People Badge

£2.00 (DMD 343)

A funny yellow Mother's Day card with white and pink and blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my Mother

Amazing honour to be my mother Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 63)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots

£2.95 (RAN 163)

A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a mum whisking and holding a bowl.

Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card

£2.95 (DMU 249)

A funny Mother's Day card with an vintage image of a smiling mum looking to camera and holding open the lid of a casserole pot

What's for tea Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 542)

A Mother's Day card with an excited young 1950's girl looking to camera and shouting. Large pastel multicoloured text above her reads Best Mum ever!

Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 541)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man lying in a hospital bed being visited by his wife

Exhausted after the washing up Card

£2.95 (DMU 267)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card

£2.95 (DMU 128)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen

You're my Queen Card

£2.95 (DMA 477)

&lt;br&gt; A funny bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card

£2.95 (DBA 04)

A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing

This could be you Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 506)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out

Dad You Deserve the recognition Card

£2.95 (DAD 67)

Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 46)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed

Not giving a fuck Card

£2.95 (DMA 515)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe

You're Now An Old Fart Card

£2.95 (DMA 189)

A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

A Fathers Day card about farting a lot

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son

Dad... Ask Your Mum Card

£2.95 (DMU 148)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 205)

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt

Daddy Cool Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 438)

I'm such a dick Card for Mum

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 32)

A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know

Mum, You're The Best Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 20)

A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen

Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 230)

A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad

Little Shit Boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 391)

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents

One of my favourite parents Card

£2.95 (DAD 60)

A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white and pale blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my father

Amazing Honour Card

£2.95 (DAD 65)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family

Piss Of Kids Card

A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 505)

A funny rude birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads The man in the shop told me that this card would make even the most miserable bugger laugh

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 53)

A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£2.95 (DMU 233)

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum

£2.95 (DMU 192)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 430)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum

Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 59)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.95 (DMU 232)

A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden

£2.95 (DMA 508)

A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

A funny birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a smartly dressed middle aged man looking to the viewer and whispering against a red background

The secret to staying young Card

£2.95 (DMA 602)

A funny blue Father's Day card with white, purple and pale blue rounded text that reads Happy dad day!!!

Happy Dad Day Card

£2.95 (DAD 66)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card

£2.95 (MUM 35)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a woman with her fingers in her ears. She is surrounded by rounded pastel coloured text that reads Christmas, Shopping, Parties, Snow, Family, Decs etc

Fingers in ears Card

£2.95 (DMX 323)

A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula

Wonder Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 19)

A funny Fathers Day card thanking Dad

Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card

£2.95 (DAD 53)

A text based Fathers Day card about the best mum

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 33)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 194)

A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!

Dad's are the best Card

£2.95 (DMA 507)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 308)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

A Funny Fathers Day for a great step dad

Happy awesome Step Dad day Card

£2.95 (DAD 57)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMU 199)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card

£2.95 (DMA 309)

A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white and pastel purple text that reads 50% farts, 40% beer, 10% bad jokes 100% Dad

£2.95 (DAD 59)

A Fathers Day card with text reading Dad I'm such a dick and yet you still love me

Dad I'm such a dick Card

£2.95 (DAD 52)

A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

A Mother's Day card with a 1970s picture of a exhausted mother sitting down with her feet up on a sofa

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 476)

A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded pink, blue and white text that reads Mum! Mum! Mum! Feed me Happy mother's Day

Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 61)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner

Smelt that fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 201)

A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque

Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 439)

A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash

Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad

£2.95 (DAD 58)

A Fathers Day card about father and son

Like Father Like Son Card

£2.95 (DAD 48)

A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card

£2.95 (DAD 35)

A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two middle aged men sat at at a cafe counter with cups of tea

What did you get up to last night Card

£2.95 (DMU 272)

A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited housewife jumping for joy

Happy Mum day Card

£2.95 (DMA 578)

A bright pink greeting card with the words Mum you’re bloody amazing sorry for swearing

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card

£2.95 (DSS 18)

A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white, blue and purple text that reads Dad you're bloody brilliant - Sorry for swearing

Dad you're bloody brilliant Card

£2.95 (DAD 69)

A funny blue Father's Day card with white, blue and yellow text that reads I hope you like this lovely Father's Day card, that Mum told me to get

Hope you like this lovely Card

£2.95 (DAD 68)

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

Mum, Thanks For Being Card

£2.95 (MUM 44)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 29)

A Fathers Day card about dad dancing

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

Little People Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 169)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£2.95 (DMU 146)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

A purple Father's Day with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads Dad I'm so glad you're bald, like beer and fart loads

Drink beer and fart loads Card

£2.95 (DAD 64)

A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and yellow text in the middle that reads Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead

Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card

£2.95 (DAD 62)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1970s smiling man laughing and pointing to the camera saying I wouldn't be celebrating a birthday at your age

Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card

£2.95 (DMU 273)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling man in a smart suit looking to camera. He's saying Who's the Daddy

Who's the Daddy Card

£2.95 (DMU 251)

A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and blue text in the middle that reads 50% hero, 40% wine, 10% taxi, 100% Mum

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 58)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 45)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

A light blue card with the words Mum thanks for being excited about lots of new places to drink when I came out

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

A funny Fathers Day card with a picture of a dad reading a book to his son

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMU 200)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 171)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 107)

A large light blue card with a retro-style drawing of two men drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 08)

a badge with the text Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy

You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 442)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head

You've still got it Dad Card

£2.95 (DMA 440)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

A dark purple Father's Day with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads Dad I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card

Lost loads on crypto Card

£2.95 (DAD 63)

A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Dad

Brilliant Dad Card

£2.95 (DAD 61)

A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer

Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad

£2.95 (DAD 55)

A funny Fathers Day Card thanking Dad for the daddy issues

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£2.95 (DAD 54)

A Fathers Day card reading it's the daddest day of the year

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£2.95 (DAD 41)

A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera

Personalise This Card

Grumpy old git Card

£3.50 (WEB 32)

A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

Personalise This Card

Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card

£3.50 (WEB 31)

A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a festive jumper surrounded by white text that reads Merry Christmas to a total legend, sorry I meant bellend

Merry Christmas to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMX 357)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a father lifting up his daughter in their garden. She wishes him Happy father's day to which he replies Oh shit, my back

Oh shit my back Card

£2.95 (DMU 265)

A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited businessman jumping for joy holding a briefcase

Happy Dad day Card

£2.95 (DMA 579)

A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background. White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

A funny Father's Day card with a picture of a 1970s serious looking blonde haired man looking to camera

Dad you're the boss Card

£2.95 (DMA 543)

A funny text based birthday card suitable for Mum

Less perfect version of Mum Card

£2.95 (POP 04)

A text based funny birthday card for Dad

Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?

£2.95 (POP 03)

A bright pink Mother's Day card with rounded yellow and white text that reads Raising kids is like a walk in the park. Except the park needs feeding and there's mess everywhere

Raising kids Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 62)

Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card

£2.95 (MUM 57)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

You're Second To Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 42)

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

I've Decided Never To Move Out Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 37)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£2.95 (DRO 04)

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£2.95 (DRO 03)

A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a smiling mother whispering into her daughter's ear saying Be a sweetie and fix Mummy a gin

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMU 191)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 170)

A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award

Best Mum award Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 475)

A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy

You've won the best dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 441)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden

Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

A funny Fathers Day card calling Dad the best mum

Dad you're the best Mum Card

£2.95 (DAD 56)

A funny Fathers Day card with text reading Thanks Dad for being a legend

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£2.95 (DAD 51)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

All Kinds of Awesome Card

£2.95 (DAD 40)

A Fathers Day card about being completely amazing

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card

£2.95 (DAD 37)

A Fathers Day card with the text you've got this dad thing sorted

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£2.95 (DAD 30)