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Jesus presents Card
£2.95 (DMX 328)
Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.95 (DMX 244)
To a Special Cunt this Card
£2.95 (DMX 01)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.95 (DMU 101)
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.95 (DMX 194)
Season of Goodwill Card
£2.95 (DMX 22)
Difference between dogs and cats Card
£2.95 (DMX 300)
Shit Himself Again Card
£2.95 (DMX 280)
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Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Card
£2.95
You're On The Cunt List Card
£2.95 (DMX 06)
Sucking Santa Card
£2.95 (DMX 20)
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Available from 11th June
Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 272)
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Card
£2.95 (DMX 327)
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.95 (DMX 179)
Shit yourself Card
£2.95 (DMX 321)
I should enjoy Card
£2.95 (DMX 334)
Oh Look It's Card
£2.95 (DMX 269)
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Robin in the snow Card
£2.95
Santa take a shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 148)
Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.95 (DMX 283)
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I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards
£1.00 £2.95
Most amazing person Card
£2.95 (DMX 330)
Festive AF Card
£2.95 (DMX 263)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.95 (DMX 307)
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You're a cunt list Card
£2.95
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Card
£2.95 (DMX 03)
Too Much Wanking Card
£2.95 (DMX 137)
That look you give Card
£2.95 (DMX 311)
These are mine Card
£2.95 (DMX 302)
Magnificent bastard Card
£2.95 (DMX 325)
Santa's Coming Card
£2.95 (DMX 189)
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.95 (DMX 337)
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Poo in your shoe Card
£1.00 £2.95
Mostly gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 317)
Second favourite C-word Card
£2.95 (DMX 361)
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Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95
Same Shit Card
£2.95 (DMX 270)
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMX 329)
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.95 (DMX 338)

Available from 11th June
Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 12)

Available from 11th June
Offensive Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 19)
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Available from 11th June
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 237)
Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.95 (DMX 301)

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Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 21)
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Random Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99
Fuck off Card
£2.95 (DMX 296)

Available from 11th June
Tinsel Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 122)
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.95 (DMX 213)
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Available from 11th June
Thanks I hate it Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 304)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of jolly Santa Claus in his workshop pointing to camera with white text above that reads Nothing for you - name - you're a cunt!
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Nothing your you Card
£3.50 (WEB 18)
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 318)
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Insufferable festive excitement Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 316)
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Merry Cunting Card
£2.95
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Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 01)

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Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 26)
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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

Available from 11th June
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 59)

Available from 11th June
Santa's cunt list Badge
£2.00 (DMD 311)
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 313)
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMX 193)
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.95 (DMX 308)
Elf Name Card
£2.95 (RAN 45)
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Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£1.00 £2.95

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Christmas Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 313)
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Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
All About You Card
£2.95 (DMX 291)
Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMX 284)
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Available from 11th June
Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 276)
Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card
£2.95 (RAN 151)
Even Wankers Deserve A Card
£2.95 (DMX 292)

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Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00 (DMD 220)
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Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£1.00 £2.95
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card
£2.95 (DMX 232)
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.95 (RAN 108)
I bought you wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 335)
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I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
You little shit Card
£2.95 (DMX 336)
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.95 (DMX 309)

Available from 11th June
Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 (DMD 312)
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.95 (DMR 51)
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Available from 11th June
Carol singers Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)
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Cheeky Cards Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50
Not you dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMX 312)
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Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.95

Available from 11th June
Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 43)
Merry Christmas Human Card
£2.95 (DMX 349)
Hunt you down Card
£2.95 (DMX 344)
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Available from 11th June
Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 12)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents with white text above them that reads Merry Christmas to the best couple in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the best couple Card
£3.50 (WEB 24)
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Available from 11th June
Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 11)
Hope Your Xmas Isn't Shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 38)
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.95 (DMX 326)

Available from 11th June
Christmas full of gin Badge
£2.00 (DMD 314)

Available from 11th June
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge
£2.00 (DMD 223)
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Available from 11th June
You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 247)
Merry Christmas Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMX 351)
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.95 (RAN 125)
Screw the diet Card
£2.95 (DMX 333)

Available from 11th June
Festive Fuckwit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 225)

Available from 11th June
Santa's Little Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 289)

Available from 11th June
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 51)
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Available from 11th June
Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 05)
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.95 (DMX 271)
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Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.95

Available from 11th June
And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 100)
Merry Christmas tinsel tits Card
£2.95 (DMX 356)
Too much a Scrooge Card
£2.95 (RAN 149)

Available from 11th June
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 58)

Available from 11th June
Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 67)

Available from 11th June
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 56)

Available from 11th June
Except you dickhead Badge
£2.00 (DMD 315)

Available from 11th June
Festive AF Badge
£2.00 (DMD 226)

Available from 11th June
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 104)
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Available from 11th June
Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge
£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 265)
It's not what it looks like Card
£2.95 (DMX 363)
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMX 348)
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Available from 11th June
Sick Of This Shit Badge
£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 268)
Merry whatever arsehole Card
£2.95 (DMX 339)
Jingle Bollocks Card
£2.95 (DMX 277)

Available from 11th June
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge
£2.00 (DMD 228)
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Let's take the stable Card
£2.95
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.95 (DMX 279)
Jesus Christmas Multipack of 10 cards

Available from 11th June
Jesus Cards Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 57)
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.95 (DMX 264)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing upwards to jolly white text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead Card
£3.50 (WEB 25)
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Available from 11th June
Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£1.00 £2.95
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.95 (RAN 66)

Available from 11th June
Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 46)

Available from 11th June
Jingle my balls Badge
£2.00 (DMD 307)

Available from 11th June
Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 267)
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Christmas kisses from Donald Card
£2.95

Available from 11th June
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 57)

Available from 11th June
Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 21)

Available from 11th June
Jingle Bollocks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 242)
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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Available from 11th June
98% Cheese Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DBX 07)
Merry Christmas you old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMX 352)

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Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 69)
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Santa's Cunt List Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
Happy Holigays Card
£2.95 (RAN 124)

Available from 11th June
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 310)
Here's to another season Card
£2.95 (DMX 359)
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.95 (RAN 109)
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Available from 11th June
I'm dreaming of shite Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 295)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas holding presents underneath a fancy font that Reads Merry fucking Christmas Name
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Merry Fucking Card
£3.50 (WEB 35)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a picture of an exhuasted looking Father Christmas looking to camera. White text above him reads Santa says - Name - Go fuck yourself!
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Santa says go fuck yourself Card
£3.50 (WEB 28)
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Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.95
It's all about me Card
£2.95 (DMX 367)
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Available from 11th June
Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)
Merry Christmas Wanker Rude
£2.95 (DMX 04)

Available from 11th June
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge
£2.00 (DMD 224)
Where's my Christmas present Card
£2.95 (DMX 343)
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Available from 11th June
Fingers in ears Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)

Available from 11th June
Merry Cunting Badge
£2.00 (DMD 229)

Available from 11th June
Jolly Festive Fuck You Badge
£2.00 (DMD 348)

Available from 11th June
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 99)
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Smell of reindeer poo Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 85)
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Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card
£1.00 £2.95
Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMX 341)
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 82)

Available from 11th June
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 98)

Available from 11th June
Festive jumper wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 308)
Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card
£2.95 (DMX 347)
Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMX 340)
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Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 11)

Available from 11th June
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 39)
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Available from 11th June
Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25

Available from 11th June
Santa Says Relax Badge
£2.00 (DMD 45)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Merry Christmas to the best bitch Card
£3.50 (WEB 22)
Merry whatever Card
£2.95 (RAN 174)
Welcome to Card
£2.95 (DMX 342)
A multipack for 6 Christmas cards in the shout! range.

Available from 11th June
Shout! Card Pack of 6 Multipack
£3.49 (MUL 50)
Very Camp Card
£2.95 (RAN 81)

Available from 11th June
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 117)

Available from 11th June
Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 180)
Up to my tits in festive gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 360)
Booked a hotel Card
£2.95 (DMX 355)

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Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 121)
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Available from 11th June
Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)

Available from 11th June
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 (DMD 181)

Available from 11th June
Where's My Present Badge
£2.00 (DMD 156)
Jingle all the way Card
£2.95 (DMX 366)
How much to you love Card
£2.95 (RAN 150)
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.95 (DMX 350)

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It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 119)
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Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 235)
Christmas air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMX 364)
Beginning to cost a lot like Card
£2.95 (DMX 362)
Merry Christmas to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMX 357)
Merry Christmas wank face Card
£2.95 (DMX 354)

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Merry whatever arsehole Badge
£2.00 (DMD 334)

Available from 11th June
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 205)

Available from 11th June
Santa takes a shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 72)
Merry fuck you Card
£2.95 (DMX 353)

Available from 11th June
Merry Shitmas Badge
£2.00 (DMD 222)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas and holding his list pointing to the viewer
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You're far too naughty Card
£3.50 (WEB 38)

Available from 11th June
12th day of Badge
£2.00 (DMD 333)

Available from 11th June
Festive package Badge
£2.00 (DMD 316)

Available from 11th June
Fuck Santa Badge
£2.00 (DMD 104)
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 83)
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 126)
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Lost money on crypto Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)

Available from 11th June
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 309)
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Miss You Like Fuck Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)

Available from 11th June
Shove Badge
£2.00 (DMD 377)
Left the gas on Card
£2.95 (DMX 346)
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Available from 11th June
Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)

Available from 11th June
Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge
£2.00 (DMD 288)
Santa Go's To Andy's Man Club 10 Pack
£12.50 (MUL 60)
Elves pay rise Card
£2.95 (DMX 365)

Available from 11th June
Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 349)

Available from 11th June
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 (DMD 102)

Available from 11th June
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 120)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
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Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
Merry Christmas to my rotten ungrateful family multipack

Available from 11th June
Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 58)
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMX 358)

Available from 11th June
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 45)
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Available from 11th June
We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)

Available from 11th June
Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 269)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
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Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)

Available from 11th June
Treat yourself to some anal Badge
£2.00 (DMD 378)
Cute Couple Card
£2.95 (RAN 84)

Available from 11th June
Another Fucking Offensive Badge
£2.00 (DMD 227)

Available from 11th June
Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 154)
A funny personalisable red and green Christmas card that reads I got you a Christmas card - Name - What more do youn want?
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I got you a Card
£3.50 (WEB 36)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a smiling photo of Jesus overlaid with white text that reads Name All the best people have their Birthday at Christmas
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All the best people Card
£3.50 (WEB 34)
A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 29)
A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...
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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 12)

Available from 11th June
Merry fuck you Badge
£2.00 (DMD 375)
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Available from 11th June
Happy new normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest girl Card
£3.50 (WEB 40)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest boy Card
£3.50 (WEB 39)
Naughty nice tired Card
£2.95 (RAN 173)

Available from 11th June
Shit Just Got Real Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 101)

Available from 11th June
Retro Santa Claus Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 73)

Available from 11th June
Wanking in a Winter Wonderland Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 42)
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Available from 11th June
Everything Is Shit Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 287)
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Available from 11th June
Merry Prosecco Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 249)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1970s smiling woman in a festive jumper holding a lot of presents
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Let's spend loads of money Card
£3.50 (WEB 37)

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Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 379)

Available from 11th June
Christmas Twat in a Santa Hat Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 43)
Santa loves everyone Card
£2.95 (DMX 374)
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card
£2.95 (DMX 252)
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Available from 11th June
Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)
Shit under the Christmas tree Card
£2.95 (DMX 372)
Santa Goes to Andy's Man Club
£2.95 (RAN 202)

Available from 11th June
Meh Badge
£2.00 (DMD 376)

Available from 11th June
Happy Holigays Badge
£2.00 (DMD 347)
Can't even this xmas multipack

Available from 11th June
Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 49)

Available from 11th June
Wish you a Merry Fuckmas Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 118)

Available from 11th June
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 220)
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