Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half-price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

Fuck You Cat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)

Can It Be The 1980's Again Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 02)

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)

Totes Masc Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)

Clueless Boris Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)

Beer I Love You! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)

You Enjoy Your Avocado Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 48)

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Look Who's All Grown Up! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 77)

A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.

World Fuckwit Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 08)

Cats done a poo in your shoe Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 500)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Birthday On Fleek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 211)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)

Happy Birthday Geek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 72)

A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 12)

Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 28)

How many can you see Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 91)

Your birthday is important to us Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 504)

Blow harder! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)

A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.

I'd Bake You A Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 06)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 473)

OMG! I'm So excited Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

Let's grow old together Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 342)

Nothing Says I Love You Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 114)

A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font

Think Happy Thoughts Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 09)

Happy Birthday Bae Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 272)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 01)

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

Office wanker Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)

You Sir Are a Knob Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)

Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMR 02)

Boris Johnson Level Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)

Just a Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 212)

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

Friends are like stars Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 133)

I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 111)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

You're my Queen Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 477)

You're doing great Card

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 181)

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 78)

You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)

You're Now An Old Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 189)

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 179)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

I've lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 99)

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 241)

Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 105)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love wanking

I Love Wanking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 43)

Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 107)

Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 13)

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 69)

Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 123)

Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 30)

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend

Huge Bellend Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 13)

We Go Together Like My Penis and Your Vagina Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 87)

Booty Call Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Inspirational Quote Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 121)

Wine Appreciation Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 150)

Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 40)

Look Who's 21 Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 49)

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

As if by magic you're now old Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 563)

Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)

Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 79)

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

We're Pretty Special Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 177)

Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Face Book Reminded Me Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DME 32)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

Only My Dog Understands Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 198)

Unnecessarily Offensive Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 197)

I'm so proud of you Card

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 30)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 181)

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

Happy Birthday Wanker Cards

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 376)

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)

For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 01)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

Absolutely amazing Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 101)

You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 113)

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 70)

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat

TikTok Twat Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 47)

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

Pretty Fucking Gay Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 05)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Happy valentine's day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 160)

I love you Card

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

The Gays Got Married Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 23)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 32)

Miss You Like Fuck Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

Today's Forecast Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 459)

Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 115)

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I give no fucks

I give no fucks Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 66)

Cheers Ears! Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DRO 21)

Top of the List Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 178)

Extra Extra You've got old Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 457)

Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 315)

I Want To Spoon You So Hard Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 97)

To my valentine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 161)

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Cute doodles Coaster

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay

Have A Nice Gay Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 50)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)

You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Love is love

Love is love Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 77)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 79)

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 373)

I Love You More Than Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 78)

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

Do epic shit Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 16)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 90)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads I'd rather be hiking

I'd rather be hiking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 86)

Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 19)

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 162)

I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 484)

Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

To The Best Mum In The World Card

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 03)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 106)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 205)

Farty Bottom Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 106)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 63)

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

Wild for you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 159)

Sister Get Out Of The Bathroom So I Can Wish You Happy Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 02)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Bro Do You Even Lift Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 113)

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Christmas Half Price Sale

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.