PLEASE NOTE: Orders, including First Class and Tracked 24 will now be shipped Monday 22nd June

Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half-price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

Fuck You Cat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)

Can It Be The 1980's Again Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 02)

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)

Totes Masc Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)

Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Clueless Boris Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)

Beer I Love You! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)

You Enjoy Your Avocado Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 48)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

Look Who's All Grown Up! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 77)

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.

World Fuckwit Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 08)

Cats done a poo in your shoe Card

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Birthday On Fleek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 211)

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)

A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 12)

Happy Birthday Geek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 72)

Your birthday is important to us Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 504)

How many can you see Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 91)

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.

I'd Bake You A Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 06)

Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 473)

OMG! I'm So excited Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)

Let's grow old together Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font

Think Happy Thoughts Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 09)

Nothing Says I Love You Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 114)

Office wanker Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 01)

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)

Just a Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 212)

I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 111)

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)

Happy Birthday Bae Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 272)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 181)

Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMR 02)

Friends are like stars Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 133)

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

You Sir Are a Knob Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)

Boris Johnson Level Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

You're Now An Old Fart Card

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

You're my Queen Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 477)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 179)

You're doing great Card

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 78)

You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

Turned into your mother Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 236)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love wanking

I Love Wanking Pen

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 30)

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 241)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Wine Appreciation Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 150)

Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 13)

I've lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 99)

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend

Huge Bellend Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 13)

Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 40)

Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 105)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 69)

Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 107)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)

We're Pretty Special Card

Happy Birthday Wanker Cards

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 376)

Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 123)

Inspirational Quote Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

We Go Together Like My Penis and Your Vagina Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 87)

Booty Call Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

Happy Birthday Doodles Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 65)

Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 121)

Only My Dog Understands Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 198)

Look Who's 21 Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 49)

Face Book Reminded Me Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DME 32)

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 92)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

Unnecessarily Offensive Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 197)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)

Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)

Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 79)

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 287)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

I'm so proud of you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 100)

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 30)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 54)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 70)

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 01)

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 181)

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

Miss You Like Fuck Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)

Extra Extra You've got old Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 457)

Pretty Fucking Gay Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 05)

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I give no fucks

I give no fucks Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 66)

Cheers Ears! Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DRO 21)

You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 113)

The Gays Got Married Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 23)

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 32)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 79)

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

Today's Forecast Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 459)

Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 315)

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat

TikTok Twat Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 47)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 115)

Happy valentine's day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 160)

I love you Card

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Yasss Queen Gay Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 01)

Just Let Me File This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 165)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)

To my valentine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 161)

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

I hate exercising Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 214)

Do epic shit Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 16)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)

Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 19)

It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 373)

I Want To Spoon You So Hard Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 97)

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Cute doodles Coaster

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay

Have A Nice Gay Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 50)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Love is love

Love is love Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 77)

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 162)

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

I Love You More Than Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 78)

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 200)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 146)

Thats Right Fatty Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 151)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads I'd rather be hiking

I'd rather be hiking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 86)

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

An apple a day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 539)

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 106)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 205)

Farty Bottom Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 106)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 90)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 484)

Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

To The Best Mum In The World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 53)

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 03)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Bro Do You Even Lift Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 113)

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 63)

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

Wild for you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 159)

Sister Get Out Of The Bathroom So I Can Wish You Happy Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 02)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)

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Christmas Half Price Sale

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.