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A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.75 (DMX 328)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.75 (DMU 101)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.75 (DMX 194)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of two men drinking alcohol
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It's Christmas. Time To Get Wasted On Jagerbombs Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DXX 09)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 272)
A Christmas card with a close up picture of robin on a bough of holly. Red and green curved text above reads Here's a festive robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Robin in the snow Card
£2.75 (DMX 332)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young girl standing a t a small blackboard on an easel
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Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe
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Poo in your shoe Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.75 (DMX 330)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.75 (DMX 179)
A Christmas card with a festive picture of a miserable looking cat wearing a santa hat and red booties
Festive AF Card
£2.75 (DMX 263)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.75 (DMX 307)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.75 (DMX 337)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of an excited woman bursting through a ripped wall of red paper. White text above and below her reads Did someone say pigs in blankets?</
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.75 (DMX 338)
A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday
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Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamorous woman in front of a green background with snowflakes
Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMX 250)
Random Christmas Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 (MUL 03)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge
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Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 265)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 01)
A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 (DMX 310)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a smiling young woman holding Christmas presents
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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 197)
Festive retro, vintage Christmas wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations
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Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.75 (DMX 313)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£2.75 (DMX 237)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.75 (DMX 308)
A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of a young woman dressed up with a beard as Santa Claus
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'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 251)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.75 (DMX 193)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.75 (DMX 309)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
Thanks I hate it Card
£2.75 (DMX 304)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 276)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it
I bought you wine Card
£2.75 (DMX 335)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus pointing directly to camera
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card
£2.75 (DMX 232)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels
Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 52)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.75 (DMX 331)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 11)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a pink blouse holding up both hands
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.75 (DMX 318)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road
Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 (DMX 284)
A Christmas Card with a retro picture of a sultry woman
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Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£1.00 £2.75
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.75 (DMX 326)
Christmas full of gin Badge
£2.00 (DMD 314)
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.75 (DMR 51)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 04)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a red dress holding a huge festive turkey
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 (DMX 333)
A black Christmas with bold rounded white, red and green text that reads Enjoy your big Christmas poo
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Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young girl and Father Christmas looking into the middle distance
Hunt you down Card
£2.75 (DMX 344)
A Christmas card with a photograph of two cute white kittens surround by various Christmas decorations. Bold white capitalised text above them reads Merry Christmas human from your feline overlords
Merry Christmas Human Card
£2.75 (DMX 349)
A blue Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Father Christmas looking at the camera and holding a big read sack
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Huge package Card
£2.75
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Festive AF Card
£0.50 £2.75
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus looking intense with his hands clasped
Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.75 (DMX 257)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 51)
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 104)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of sacred heart Jesus
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.75 (DMX 271)
Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge
£2.00 (DMD 265)
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge
£2.00 (DMD 223)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes
Insufferable festive excitement Card
£2.75 (DMX 316)
A text based Christmas card with a green background and snow
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Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 05)
Festive AF Badge
£2.00 (DMD 226)
A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas
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Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£2.75
A Christmas card with a vintage photo of two young women both sitting looking forward with their hair in commercial hair dryers. White rounded text above reads Merry Christmas Bestie
Merry Christmas Bestie Card
£2.75 (DMX 351)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.75 (DMX 279)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 (RAN 124)
Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 56)
A red, white and green Christmas badge with a black band across the middle. Rounded white text inside the band reads Merry kiss my ass
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 310)
A white badge with rounded lower case green and red text that reads Jingle my balls
Jingle my balls Badge
£2.00 (DMD 307)
A multipack of 12 x I need alcohol Christmas Cards
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I Need Alcohol Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99
Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 267)
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 99)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a glamorous woman holding a glass of wine
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Merry Prosecco Card
£1.00 £2.75
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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98% Cheese Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DBX 07)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.75 (DMX 264)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 14)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 39)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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I Bought This Card In The January Sales Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 02)
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 98)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.75 (DMX 348)
A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline
Very Camp Card
£2.75 (RAN 81)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
Carol singers Card
£2.75 (DMX 314)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged woman against a red background surrounded by snowflakes
Welcome to Card
£2.75 (DMX 342)
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Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys
You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMX 247)
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 (DMD 181)
Santa Says Relax Badge
£2.00 (DMD 45)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling woman holding a glass of larger surrounded by snowflakes. White rounded text above and beside her reads Merry Christmas from one drunken lush to another
Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card
£2.75 (DMX 347)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Santa looking shocked reading a christmas list
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Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 09)
Christmas wrapping paper with a round picture of a robin surrounded by snow. Red and green text surrounding the repeated images reads Here's a festive Robin in the snow. What more do you want?
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Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 205)
A Christmas card titled How much do you love Christmas? with the answers next to tick boxes below
How much to you love Card
£2.75 (RAN 150)
A Christmas card with a photograph of Mary and Joseph cradling baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph says You know, I'm sure I left the gas on...
Left the gas on Card
£2.75 (DMX 346)
A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side
Smell of reindeer poo Card
£2.75 (RAN 85)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 83)
A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 309)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
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Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.75
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat
12th day of Badge
£2.00 (DMD 333)
Where's My Present Badge
£2.00 (DMD 156)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
Lost money on crypto Card
£2.75 (RAN 107)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a group of young carol singers
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We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 234)
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 (DMD 102)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Couple Card
£2.75 (RAN 84)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a woman with her fingers in her ears. She is surrounded by rounded pastel coloured text that reads Christmas, Shopping, Parties, Snow, Family, Decs etc
Fingers in ears Card
£2.75 (DMX 323)
Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 269)
A bright red and white badge with green and white rounded text that reads Merry Christmas Screw the diet.
Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 349)
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 45)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
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Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DXG 22)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Santa Claus at his desk
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Happy new normal Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 303)
Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 154)
A multipack of You want to be on my naughty list Christmas cards x 12
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You Want to be on my Naughty List Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99
A bright red badge with a white snowflake pattern. Black outlined white text reads I've a huge festive package just for you
Festive package Badge
£2.00 (DMD 316)
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Keep Calm And Eat A Mince Pie
£0.50 £1.15
Can't even this xmas multipack
Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 49)
A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 220)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold rounded white text with a black shadow that reads Happy holigays
Happy Holigays Badge
£2.00 (DMD 347)