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Funny Christmas Cards

Here's a rib-tickling selection of some of our funniest festive cards.

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Jesus presents Card
£2.95 (DMX 328)
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.95 (DMX 194)
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Available from 25th May
Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 272)
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.95 (DMX 179)
Shit yourself Card
£2.95 (DMX 321)
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Robin in the snow Card
£2.95
Santa take a shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 148)
Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.95 (DMX 283)
Most amazing person Card
£2.95 (DMX 330)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.95 (DMX 307)
That look you give Card
£2.95 (DMX 311)
These are mine Card
£2.95 (DMX 302)
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.95 (DMX 337)
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Available from 25th May
Poo in your shoe Card
£1.00 £2.95
Mostly gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 317)
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Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95
Second favourite C-word Card
£2.95 (DMX 361)
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.95 (DMX 338)
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Available from 25th May
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 237)
Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.95 (DMX 301)
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Available from 25th May
Thanks I hate it Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 304)
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 318)
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Available from 25th May
Insufferable festive excitement Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 316)
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Available from 25th May
Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 01)
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 313)
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMX 193)
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.95 (DMX 308)
Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMX 284)
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Available from 25th May
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£1.00 £2.95
I bought you wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 335)
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.95 (DMX 309)
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Available from 25th May
Carol singers Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)
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Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.95
Merry Christmas Human Card
£2.95 (DMX 349)
Hunt you down Card
£2.95 (DMX 344)
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Available from 25th May
Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 11)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents with white text above them that reads Merry Christmas to the best couple in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the best couple Card
£3.50 (WEB 24)
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.95 (DMX 326)
Merry Christmas Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMX 351)
Screw the diet Card
£2.95 (DMX 333)
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.95 (DMX 271)
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Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.95
Merry Christmas tinsel tits Card
£2.95 (DMX 356)
It's not what it looks like Card
£2.95 (DMX 363)
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMX 348)
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.95 (DMX 279)
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Let's take the stable Card
£2.95
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.95 (DMX 264)
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Available from 25th May
Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£1.00 £2.95

Available from 25th May
Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 21)
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Christmas kisses from Donald Card
£2.95
Happy Holigays Card
£2.95 (RAN 124)
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.95 (RAN 109)
Merry Christmas you old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMX 352)
Here's to another season Card
£2.95 (DMX 359)
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Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.95
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Available from 25th May
Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)
It's all about me Card
£2.95 (DMX 367)
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Available from 25th May
Fingers in ears Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)
Where's my Christmas present Card
£2.95 (DMX 343)
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Available from 25th May
Smell of reindeer poo Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 85)
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Available from 25th May
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card
£1.00 £2.95
Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMX 341)
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 82)
Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card
£2.95 (DMX 347)
Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMX 340)
Merry whatever Card
£2.95 (RAN 174)
Very Camp Card
£2.95 (RAN 81)
Welcome to Card
£2.95 (DMX 342)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Merry Christmas to the best bitch Card
£3.50 (WEB 22)
Up to my tits in festive gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 360)
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Available from 25th May
Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)
Booked a hotel Card
£2.95 (DMX 355)
Jingle all the way Card
£2.95 (DMX 366)
How much to you love Card
£2.95 (RAN 150)
Christmas air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMX 364)
Beginning to cost a lot like Card
£2.95 (DMX 362)
Merry Christmas to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMX 357)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas and holding his list pointing to the viewer
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You're far too naughty Card
£3.50 (WEB 38)
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Available from 25th May
Lost money on crypto Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 83)
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 126)
Elves pay rise Card
£2.95 (DMX 365)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
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Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
Cute Couple Card
£2.95 (RAN 84)
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMX 358)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
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Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)
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Available from 25th May
Happy new normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)
A funny personalisable red and green Christmas card that reads I got you a Christmas card - Name - What more do youn want?
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I got you a Card
£3.50 (WEB 36)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a smiling photo of Jesus overlaid with white text that reads Name All the best people have their Birthday at Christmas
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All the best people Card
£3.50 (WEB 34)
Naughty nice tired Card
£2.95 (RAN 173)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest girl Card
£3.50 (WEB 40)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest boy Card
£3.50 (WEB 39)
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Available from 25th May
Merry Prosecco Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 249)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1970s smiling woman in a festive jumper holding a lot of presents
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Let's spend loads of money Card
£3.50 (WEB 37)
Shit under the Christmas tree Card
£2.95 (DMX 372)
Santa Goes to Andy's Man Club
£2.95 (RAN 202)
Merry Christmas to another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMX 375)
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Available from 25th May
Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 305)
Jesus Christmas picky bits Card
£2.95 (DMX 371)
Filled with joy Card
£2.95 (DMX 370)
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Available from 25th May
'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 251)