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Funny, Rude Father's Day Cards

We prefer to tell Dads just how it is on Father’s Day and you can with our selection of rude & funny Father’s Day cards and gifts. Whether you think he’s the dog’s bollocks, a total legend, a bit of a knob-head or just totally awesome we have the greetings card for you!
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A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 143)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
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Born to Be Wild Card
£2.95
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
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Dad You're Out Of This World Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMA 260)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock
Bladder wakes you up Card
£2.95 (DMU 259)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are
As funny as you think you are Card
£2.95 (DMU 250)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
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Dad You're A Legend! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)
A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl
Little Shit Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 390)
A funny Father's Day card with a retro picture of a smiling father and son both looking to camera. White and dark blue rounded text above and next to them reads Like father like son. That's right, I'm a dick too
Like father like son Card
£2.95 (DMA 544)
A black birthday card with a very old painting of thirteen serious looking men all looking towards the viewer surrounded by a white border. White formal text above them reads Who farted?
Who farted Card
£2.95 (RAN 155)
A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots
Daddy era Card
£2.95 (RAN 163)
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Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad
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Good News It's Father's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic
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Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
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Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.95 (DAD 67)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 515)
A Fathers Day card about farting a lot
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Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)
A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit
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Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son
Dad... Ask Your Mum Card
£2.95 (DMU 148)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 205)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 438)
A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 391)
A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents
One of my favourite parents Card
£2.95 (DAD 60)
A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad
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You're An Amazeballs Dad Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)
A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white and pale blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my father
Amazing Honour Card
£2.95 (DAD 65)
A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris
Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card
£2.95 (DSS 27)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family
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Piss Of Kids Card
£1.00 £2.95
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
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Put Your Feet Up Dad Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.95 (DMU 233)
A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs
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Dad You're The Dogs Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts
Big an idiot as your dad Card
£2.95 (DMU 232)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.95 (DMA 508)
A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down
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Less Of A Let Down Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, purple and pale blue rounded text that reads Happy dad day!!!
Happy Dad Day Card
£2.95 (DAD 66)
A funny Fathers Day card thanking Dad
Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card
£2.95 (DAD 53)
A text based Fathers Day card about the best mum
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Dad You're The Best Mum Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.95 (DMA 507)
A Funny Fathers Day for a great step dad
Happy awesome Step Dad day Card
£2.95 (DAD 57)
A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome
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Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone
Bank of Dad Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMU 199)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white and pastel purple text that reads 50% farts, 40% beer, 10% bad jokes 100% Dad
100% Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 59)
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dad I'm such a dick and yet you still love me
Dad I'm such a dick Card
£2.95 (DAD 52)
A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub
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Dad, fancy the pub? Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner
Smelt that fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 201)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 439)
A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash
Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad
£2.95 (DAD 58)
A Fathers Day card about father and son
Like Father Like Son Card
£2.95 (DAD 48)
A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)
A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white, blue and purple text that reads Dad you're bloody brilliant - Sorry for swearing
Dad you're bloody brilliant Card
£2.95 (DAD 69)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, blue and yellow text that reads I hope you like this lovely Father's Day card, that Mum told me to get
Hope you like this lovely Card
£2.95 (DAD 68)
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Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)
A Fathers Day card about dad dancing
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Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)
A purple Father's Day with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads Dad I'm so glad you're bald, like beer and fart loads
Drink beer and fart loads Card
£2.95 (DAD 64)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and yellow text in the middle that reads Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead
Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card
£2.95 (DAD 62)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling man in a smart suit looking to camera. He's saying Who's the Daddy
Who's the Daddy Card
£2.95 (DMU 251)
A funny Fathers Day card with a picture of a dad reading a book to his son
Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMU 200)
a badge with the text Dads kick ass

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Dads Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 201)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 442)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head
You've still got it Dad Card
£2.95 (DMA 440)
A dark purple Father's Day with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads Dad I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
Lost loads on crypto Card
£2.95 (DAD 63)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Dad
Brilliant Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 61)
A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer
Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad
£2.95 (DAD 55)
A funny Fathers Day Card thanking Dad for the daddy issues
Thanks for the daddy issues Card
£2.95 (DAD 54)
A Fathers Day card reading it's the daddest day of the year
Daddest Day Of The Year Card
£2.95 (DAD 41)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a father lifting up his daughter in their garden. She wishes him Happy father's day to which he replies Oh shit, my back
Oh shit my back Card
£2.95 (DMU 265)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited businessman jumping for joy holding a briefcase
Happy Dad day Card
£2.95 (DMA 579)
A funny Father's Day card with a picture of a 1970s serious looking blonde haired man looking to camera
Dad you're the boss Card
£2.95 (DMA 543)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper
Extra Extra You've got old Card
£2.95 (DMA 457)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the best dad award Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 441)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
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Dad, You've Got This Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)
A funny Fathers Day card calling Dad the best mum
Dad you're the best Mum Card
£2.95 (DAD 56)
A funny Fathers Day card with text reading Thanks Dad for being a legend
Thanks Dad for being a legend Card
£2.95 (DAD 51)
A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome
All Kinds of Awesome Card
£2.95 (DAD 40)
A Fathers Day card about being completely amazing
I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 37)
A Fathers Day card with the text you've got this dad thing sorted
You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card
£2.95 (DAD 30)

Something Different for Father’s Day!

If you want to get the old man a card that’s a little different this Father’s Day, then you’ve come to the right place! Our humorous and tongue-in-cheek Father’s Day cards are all designed by Dean Morris in his own unique style, with one thing in mind – to make you and yours laugh.

We hope you find our greeting cards as hysterical as we do, and we think you should be able to find the perfect card for Father’s Day among our range; from the crude to the amusing and the laugh-out-loud hilarious. Remember to leave your comments next to the cards to tell us what you think. Happy hunting!