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Better Than Half Price Cheap Christmas Cards

Here is a selection of our reduced Christmas UK greetings cards updated for 2025 in our Xmas sale, and they are all half price or better - so that's great quality, cheap Christmas cards!

To view our Better than Half Price Sale for Everyday cards Click HERE.

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Available from 25th May
Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 272)
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I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards
£1.00 £2.95
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Poo in your shoe Card
£1.00 £2.95
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All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 237)
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Thanks I hate it Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 304)
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Insufferable festive excitement Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 316)
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Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 01)
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Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£1.00 £2.95
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 276)
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Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£1.00 £2.95
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Carol singers Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)
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Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 12)
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 11)
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You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 247)
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Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 05)
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Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£1.00 £2.95
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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98% Cheese Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DBX 07)
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I'm dreaming of shite Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 295)
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Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)
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Fingers in ears Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)
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Smell of reindeer poo Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 85)
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Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card
£1.00 £2.95
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Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 11)
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)
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Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 235)
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Lost money on crypto Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)
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Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)
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Miss You Like Fuck Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)
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We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)
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Happy new normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)
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Merry Prosecco Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 249)
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Everything Is Shit Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 287)
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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)
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Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 305)
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Nothing For You! I've Seen Your Snapchat Nudes Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 241)
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'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 251)

Grab your 50% off UK Christmas Cards

So grab yourself a cheap Christmas card or cards - we won't object - and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

If you fancy some everyday bargains You may want to look at our Half Price Everyday Cards and Gifts selection and we have a great range of Secret Santa gifts for under £5 and £10, too.