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New Christmas Cards for 2023

A brand spanking new selection of humorous and rude Christmas cards for you
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A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of jolly Santa Claus in his workshop pointing to camera with white text above that reads Nothing for you - name - you're a cunt!
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Nothing your you Card
£3.50 (WEB 18)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents with white text above them that reads Merry Christmas to the best couple in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the best couple Card
£3.50 (WEB 24)
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Let's take the stable Card
£2.95
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing upwards to jolly white text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead Card
£3.50 (WEB 25)
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Christmas kisses from Donald Card
£2.95
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Santa's Cunt List Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas holding presents underneath a fancy font that Reads Merry fucking Christmas Name
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Merry Fucking Card
£3.50 (WEB 35)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a picture of an exhuasted looking Father Christmas looking to camera. White text above him reads Santa says - Name - Go fuck yourself!
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Santa says go fuck yourself Card
£3.50 (WEB 28)
It's all about me Card
£2.95 (DMX 367)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Merry Christmas to the best bitch Card
£3.50 (WEB 22)
Christmas air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMX 364)
Santa takes a shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 72)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas and holding his list pointing to the viewer
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You're far too naughty Card
£3.50 (WEB 38)
Elves pay rise Card
£2.95 (DMX 365)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
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Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
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Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)
A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...
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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 12)
A funny personalisable red and green Christmas card that reads I got you a Christmas card - Name - What more do youn want?
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I got you a Card
£3.50 (WEB 36)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a smiling photo of Jesus overlaid with white text that reads Name All the best people have their Birthday at Christmas
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All the best people Card
£3.50 (WEB 34)
A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 29)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest girl Card
£3.50 (WEB 40)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring Father Christmas pointing to the camera whilst behind him his elves do the same
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Merry Christmas to the naughtiest boy Card
£3.50 (WEB 39)
Retro Santa Claus Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 73)
Santa loves everyone Card
£2.95 (DMX 374)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1970s smiling woman in a festive jumper holding a lot of presents
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Let's spend loads of money Card
£3.50 (WEB 37)
My favourite C-words Card
£2.95 (RAN 201)
Shit under the Christmas tree Card
£2.95 (DMX 372)
Santa Goes to Andy's Man Club
£2.95 (RAN 202)
I love a quiet Card
£2.95 (DPP 09)
Merry Christmas fuck face Card
£2.95 (RAN 200)
Merry Christmas to another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMX 375)
Not giving a single Christmas fuck Card
£2.95 (DMX 373)
Jesus Christmas picky bits Card
£2.95 (DMX 371)
Filled with joy Card
£2.95 (DMX 370)