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New Christmas Cards for 2023

A brand spanking new selection of humorous and rude Christmas cards for you
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A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 328)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 327)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 330)
A Christmas card with a close up picture of robin on a bough of holly. Red and green curved text above reads Here's a festive robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Robin in the snow Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 332)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling man holding a sing that reads When people say i should enjoy Christmas i simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
I should enjoy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 334)
A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe
Poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 324)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing to camera
Magnificent bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 325)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of an excited woman bursting through a ripped wall of red paper. White text above and below her reads Did someone say pigs in blankets?</
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 338)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 64)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of four young carol singers. They are collectively saying Merry Christmas dickhead
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 329)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 337)
A bold black Christmas card featuring simple white, red and green text in the middle that reads I never knew they made Christmas cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 108)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 59)
A plain white Christmas card with bold red, green and black capitalised text that reads Merry Christmas Let's go wild and put the heating on
Merry Christmas Let's Go Wild
£2.75 GBP (RAN 110)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it
I bought you wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 335)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling precocious ginger haired child holding a large Christmas present
You little shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 336)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony
I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 63)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 326)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 331)
A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 58)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a red dress holding a huge festive turkey
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 333)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of Santa Claus looking exasperated against a blue background. Bold white text above reads Merry whatever arsehole
Merry whatever arsehole Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 339)
A light pink Christmas card with random red, pink, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Have a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 125)
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 66)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 124)
A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 109)
A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 57)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 127)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a woman with her fingers in her ears. She is surrounded by rounded pastel coloured text that reads Christmas, Shopping, Parties, Snow, Family, Decs etc
Fingers in ears Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 323)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 126)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
Lost money on crypto Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 107)