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Bubbles Inappropriate Christmas Cards

Rude, funny & inappropriate Christmas cards to suit most tastes, with new additions for this Christmas. We hope you enjoy them as much as Dean did designing them!

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A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.75 (DMX 328)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children
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Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.75 (DMX 194)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Joseph and Mary cradling baby Jesus in a stable
Shit Himself Again Card
£2.75 (DMX 280)
A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys
Sucking Santa Card
£2.75 (DMX 20)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 272)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit
Shit yourself Card
£2.75 (DMX 321)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk
Too Much Wanking Card
£2.75 (DMX 137)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.75 (DMX 179)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.75 (DMX 337)
A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a small girl holding presents
These are mine Card
£2.75 (DMX 302)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of four young carol singers. They are collectively saying Merry Christmas dickhead
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.75 (DMX 329)
A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday
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Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas reading his list against a red background. He repeatedly says You're a cunt
You're a cunt list Card
£2.75 (DMX 345)
A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.75 (DMX 313)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.75 (DMX 193)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
Thanks I hate it Card
£2.75 (DMX 304)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 276)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.75 (DMX 331)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Father Christmas pointing to camera
Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£2.75 (DMX 298)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young girl and Father Christmas looking into the middle distance
Hunt you down Card
£2.75 (DMX 344)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus looking intense with his hands clasped
Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.75 (DMX 257)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of sacred heart Jesus
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.75 (DMX 271)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.75 (DMX 279)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a miserable baby sat amongst presents in a little Santa outfit. He says Merry Christmas! Now where's my fucking present?
Where's my Christmas present Card
£2.75 (DMX 343)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
Carol singers Card
£2.75 (DMX 314)
A Christmas card with a photograph of Mary and Joseph cradling baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph says You know, I'm sure I left the gas on...
Left the gas on Card
£2.75 (DMX 346)

Say What You Feel this Christmas

We just love our rude cards, and our 'Bubbles' inappropriate Christmas cards are no exception to the rule. They make a great addition to our selections of funny Xmas cards and are called 'Bubbles' because they all have speech bubbles on them - see, if you'd wondered, it's simple, isn't it?

There are cards for all tastes, whether you want something that’s just a little out of place or even just plain wrong. Dean's unique sense of humour put some incongruous images and words together to a hilarious festive effect.

For all you fun-loving card givers out there, we hope you enjoy our cards and please remember to leave a review of the cards you appreciate the most – it takes a few seconds and we love to hear from you. Thanks for visiting and have a fantastic Christmas!