Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Card

Rude
Occasion
£1.00 Regular price £2.75

Do you want to feel good about yourself this year? Then put someone else down and announce to the whole world when they read this card that yes, you at least have spotted that their Christmas dinner seems to have deposited itself firmly as moobs. They'll either belly laugh and really appreciate your brutal honesty or ... well ... what's a family holiday without some drama anyway?

A text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border. White text reads Merry Christmas turkey tits.

SKU: DXG 01

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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