PLEASE NOTE: Only full price cards are available. Gifts and sale items will be back in stock Wednesday 1st October.

Funny & Rude Secret Santa Gifts Under £5 & £10 Gift Ideas

Tonnes of funny, rude Secret Santa gifts & present ideas with a twist, with choices under £5, £10 and even below £3. Have fun being everyone's favourite Santa this year, without breaking the bank!

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A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho

Available from 1st October
Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 (DMD 312)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  Pink and blue  and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Available from 1st October
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 12)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

Available from 1st October
Off you fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 62)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum

Available from 1st October
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen
£3.50 (PEN 16)
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Available from 1st October
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny

Available from 1st October
Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen
£3.50 (PEN 61)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady

Available from 1st October
Crazy Cat Lady Pen
£3.50 (PEN 04)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads I work with idiots
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Available from 1st October
I Work With Idiots Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink.  Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

Available from 1st October
I Need A Poo! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 14)

Available from 1st October
I Love Cock Mug
£8.75 (DMM 05)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

Available from 1st October
Hands up who farted Pen
£3.50 (PEN 60)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 1st October
I hate people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 58)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 1st October
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 59)

Available from 1st October
Fuck Work Badge
£2.00 (DMD 23)

Available from 1st October
I Need A Poo Mug
£8.75 (DMM 27)

Available from 1st October
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug
£8.75 (DMM 02)

Available from 1st October
It Must Be True Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 79)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Available from 1st October
Office Bitch Pen
£3.50 (PEN 63)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 1st October
Office Wanker Pen
£3.50 (PEN 10)

Available from 1st October
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug
£8.75 (DMM 30)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

Available from 1st October
Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 56)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 1st October
I Hate My Boss Pen
£3.50 (PEN 46)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

Available from 1st October
I Foresee Wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 197)
A white badge detailing a graph heading downwards above bold black and white text that reads Bankers are wankers

Available from 1st October
Bankers And Wankers Badge
£2.00 (DMD 62)

Available from 1st October
I Love My Pussy Mug
£8.75 (DMM 21)
A rainbow patterned coaster with big curvy white text that reads Who invited you?

Available from 1st October
Who invited you Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 248)
A white coaster with plain black capitalised text which reads I work with idiots

Available from 1st October
I work with idiots Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 246)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text reads Penny McPenface

Available from 1st October
Penny Mcpenface Pen
£3.50 (PEN 94)

Available from 1st October
100% Chance Of Beer Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 167)

Secret Santa Work Ideas

While you obviously have to use your own judgement as to whether some of the ruder Secret Santa ideas are suitable for your office use, we have a great range of items that are suitable for work, like coffee mugs, pens and coasters, both funny and rude. Other items like keyrings and also make some awesome secret Santa alternatives. Remember, we’ve picked some of our gift ideas from around the site, but you can also browse the categories for an even wider range many under £3, £5 and £10 ranges. They make a great fun addition to your secret Santa wish list ideas and will help spice up your selection with some great novelty and joke items to make people laugh.

Almost all our items are well under ten Pounds – with our mugs being fantastic value for money. Moving through the ‘under five Pounds’ range, use our pens, coasters, fridge magnets and badges for those little extra touches.

While you’re here, you can pick up some great deals on funny and rude cards, with multipacks too – and you can even match your card to the gift for many of the items, as the best of the gifts often came from popular cards we do!