Funny & Rude Secret Santa Gifts Under £5 & £10 Gift Ideas

Tonnes of funny, rude Secret Santa gifts & present ideas with a twist, with choices under £5, £10 and even below £3. Have fun being everyone's favourite Santa this year, without breaking the bank!

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Available from 25th May
Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 (DMD 312)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  Pink and blue  and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Available from 25th May
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 12)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
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Available from 25th May
Off you fuck Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum

Available from 25th May
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen
£3.50 (PEN 16)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny

Available from 25th May
Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen
£3.50 (PEN 61)
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Available from 25th May
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady

Available from 25th May
Crazy Cat Lady Pen
£3.50 (PEN 04)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

Available from 25th May
I Work With Idiots Pen
£3.50 (PEN 28)
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink.  Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

Available from 25th May
I Need A Poo! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 14)

Available from 25th May
I Love Cock Mug
£8.75 (DMM 05)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

Available from 25th May
Hands up who farted Pen
£3.50 (PEN 60)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 25th May
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 59)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 25th May
I hate people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 58)

Available from 25th May
Fuck Work Badge
£2.00 (DMD 23)

Available from 25th May
I Need A Poo Mug
£8.75 (DMM 27)

Available from 25th May
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug
£8.75 (DMM 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 25th May
Office Wanker Pen
£3.50 (PEN 10)

Available from 25th May
It Must Be True Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 79)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 25th May
I Hate My Boss Pen
£3.50 (PEN 46)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text reads Penny McPenface

Available from 25th May
Penny Mcpenface Pen
£3.50 (PEN 94)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Available from 25th May
Office Bitch Pen
£3.50 (PEN 63)

Available from 25th May
I work with idiots Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 246)

Available from 25th May
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug
£8.75 (DMM 30)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

Available from 25th May
Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 56)

Available from 25th May
Best boss ever Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 255)

Available from 25th May
Who invited you Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 248)

Available from 25th May
100% Chance Of Beer Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 167)

Available from 25th May
Bankers And Wankers Badge
£2.00 (DMD 62)

Available from 25th May
May this day Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 167)

Available from 25th May
Balanced diet Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 161)

Available from 25th May
I Love My Pussy Mug
£8.75 (DMM 21)

Secret Santa Work Ideas

While you obviously have to use your own judgement as to whether some of the ruder Secret Santa ideas are suitable for your office use, we have a great range of items that are suitable for work, like coffee mugs, pens and coasters, both funny and rude. Other items like keyrings and also make some awesome secret Santa alternatives. Remember, we’ve picked some of our gift ideas from around the site, but you can also browse the categories for an even wider range many under £3, £5 and £10 ranges. They make a great fun addition to your secret Santa wish list ideas and will help spice up your selection with some great novelty and joke items to make people laugh.

Almost all our items are well under ten Pounds – with our mugs being fantastic value for money. Moving through the ‘under five Pounds’ range, use our pens, coasters, fridge magnets and badges for those little extra touches.

While you’re here, you can pick up some great deals on funny and rude cards, with multipacks too – and you can even match your card to the gift for many of the items, as the best of the gifts often came from popular cards we do!