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A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 529)
A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.95 (DMA 216)
A funny retro Christmas card with a 1960s photo of Father Christmas pointing to bold white text that reads Christmas is my second favourite c-word
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Second favourite C-word Card
£2.95
A Christmas card designed to look like a vintage paperback featuring an illustration of Father Christmas sitting atop a chimney
Santa take a shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 148)
A funny retro birthday card featuring an elderly man and woman looking away into the distance against a dark blue background. White rounded text beside them reads One minute you're young, the next you're taking your own pillows on holiday
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.95 (DMA 567)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.95 (DMX 330)
A funny Christmas card featuring a vintage illustration of a snowman against a bright red background
Merry whatever Card
£2.95 (RAN 174)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous sarcastic older woman in a red sequined Christmas outfit
Merry Christmas you old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMX 352)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamorous woman in front of a green background with snowflakes
Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMX 250)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling young woman with a white hat and furry gloves underneath text that reads Merry Christmas tinsel tits
Merry Christmas tinsel tits Card
£2.95 (DMX 356)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young girl in a winter coat with a short blonde hair holding presents in front of a blue background
Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMX 341)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young boy in a winter coat with a warm hat holding presents in front of a snowy background
Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMX 340)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.95 (DMX 308)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.95 (DMX 309)
A light pink Christmas card with random red, pink, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Have a nice jolly festive fuck you
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Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.95
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man holding a mini Christmas tree and presents
Jingle Bollocks Card
£2.95 (DMX 277)
A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.95 (DMX 328)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.95 (DMA 293)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk holding a birthday cake with lots of candles against a deep red background. Bold white text above reads Happy birthday bestie
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 586)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road
Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMX 284)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children
Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.95 (DMX 244)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling middle aged woman excitedly looking up against a dark pink background
Excited about air fryers Card
£2.95 (DMA 582)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two smiling women in glamourous dresses holding cocktail glasses
Drunk by Midnight Card
£2.95 (DMA 588)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a stern looking Donald Trump holding a white placard that reads This birthday card is tariff free
Donald Trump Tariff Free Card
£2.95 (DMA 594)
A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald
Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
£2.95 (DMA 327)
A funny Christmas card featuring the 1960s photo of a smiling couple holding a big bunch of wrapped Christmas presents
Beginning to cost a lot like Card
£2.95 (DMX 362)