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Looking for Funny Coasters? Our selection of funny & rude novelty coasters will brighten your day and are a great addition to your desk at the office, for everyday use or drinks mats for parties - if that's ever a thing again! We have a great selection of humorous coasters for work (you decide!), drinks or as beer mats.
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A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one
Save 85%

Available from 1st October
Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)
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Available from 1st October
Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’
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Available from 1st October
Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)
A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear
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Available from 1st October
Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)
A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink
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Available from 1st October
I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)
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Available from 1st October
Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font
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Available from 1st October
Mother Knows Best Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)
A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff
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Available from 1st October
Epic Beer Stuff Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)
A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks
Save 62%

Available from 1st October
OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)
A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing
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Available from 1st October
Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster
£1.25 £3.25
A lilac coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a bikini holding a beach ball and looking up into the sky

Available from 1st October
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 76)
A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text
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Available from 1st October
Totes Amazeballs Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’
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Available from 1st October
Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera

Available from 1st October
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 211)
A deep pink coaster with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

Available from 1st October
Nosey cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 205)
A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson
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Available from 1st October
Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)
A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle
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Available from 1st October
Soup of the Day Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre. Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off

Available from 1st October
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 203)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background

Available from 1st October
You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 61)
A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please

Available from 1st October
No Cunts Today Please Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 189)
A coaster with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Available from 1st October
Here's to another day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 225)
A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman
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Available from 1st October
I'm So Rich Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

Available from 1st October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 45)
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Available from 1st October
Alexa, Send Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)
A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

Available from 1st October
When people say Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 208)
A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Available from 1st October
Shakespeare Quote Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 202)
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Available from 1st October
You're a Massive Bellend Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)
A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK
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Available from 1st October
World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25
A white coaster with text in a black circle at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today. A list below reads Bitchtits, Shitnubbin, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Fuckadoodle, Cuntpuddle, Cum Dumpster, Fuck Trumpet, Cocky

Available from 1st October
Favourite swear word Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 241)
A coaster with a smiling male and female couple looking to camera sitting in front of a red banner with white text that reads Oh look, a cunt

Available from 1st October
Oh look, a cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 230)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background

Available from 1st October
Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 213)
A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up
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Available from 1st October
Hands up who farted Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)
A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background
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Available from 1st October
Best Friends Forever Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)
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Available from 1st October
Today's Forecast Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)
coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
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Available from 1st October
Mums Kick Ass Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)
A coaster with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself

Available from 1st October
I try not to swear Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 223)

Available from 1st October
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 157)
A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off

Available from 1st October
Drink up and fuck off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 218)
A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks

Available from 1st October
Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 199)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads Place your fucking drink here

Available from 1st October
Place your drink here Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 242)
A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Available from 1st October
Take no shit Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 238)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads I've just jizzed in your tea

Available from 1st October
Jizzed in your tea Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 240)
A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

Available from 1st October
I hate everyone Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 215)
A coaster with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man in a smart suit against a red background

Available from 1st October
Old Bastard Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 192)
A coaster with a glamorous looking woman in a big red hat
Sold Out

Available from 1st October
Used to be a people person Coaster
£3.25

Available from 1st October
Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 170)
A coaster with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

Available from 1st October
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 131)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard

Available from 1st October
You Sir Are A Knob Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 121)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera
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Available from 1st October
Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)
A plain white coaster with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 1st October
I always poo on work time Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 235)
A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects
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Available from 1st October
Cute doodles Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)
A coaster with a picture of a smiling elderly standing on a surfboard on the beach

Available from 1st October
Old enough to know better Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 210)
A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Available from 1st October
Pissed in the pool Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 207)

Available from 1st October
I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 117)
A coaster featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, I'm this gay

Available from 1st October
Yes, I'm that gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 236)
An LGBTQ+ coaster with the intersex progress pride flag banner

Available from 1st October
Intersex progress pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 224)
A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font

Available from 1st October
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 64)

Available from 1st October
Being A Useless Tosser Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 183)

Available from 1st October
What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 181)
A funny salmon pink coaster with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow

Available from 1st October
Seize the day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 237)
A coaster featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick

Available from 1st October
First class honours Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 234)
A bold rainbow patterned coaster. Multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make drinking fabulous again

Available from 1st October
Make drinking fabulous again Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 231)
A coaster with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 1st October
Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 217)
A bright yellow coaster with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from 1st October
Nice bright cheerful Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 206)
A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass

Available from 1st October
I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 193)
A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background
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Available from 1st October
Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera

Available from 1st October
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 143)
A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman looking up

Available from 1st October
The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 112)
A vibrant coaster with a retro-style drawing of two men in pyjamas, sliding down a rainbow on a sled

Available from 1st October
Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 124)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?

Available from 1st October
Hello! Is beer involved Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 239)
A coaster with the pattern of the trans pride flag

Available from 1st October
Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 232)
A black coaster featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

Available from 1st October
The moaning Lisa Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 229)
A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font
Save 62%

Available from 1st October
I Love Gin Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)
A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas

Available from 1st October
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 220)
A coaster featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background. White rounded text to her right reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Available from 1st October
Today is a lovely day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 216)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Available from 1st October
Who fancies a wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 212)
A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love

Available from 1st October
Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 198)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

Available from 1st October
I Foresee Wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 197)
A coaster with the pattern of the progress pride flag

Available from 1st October
Progress Pride Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 196)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 1st October
Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 195)
A coaster with a picture of a woman surrounded by balloons and party streamers

Available from 1st October
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 190)

Available from 1st October
Did Someone Say Wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 182)

Available from 1st October
Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 180)

Available from 1st October
Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 163)

Available from 1st October
The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 160)

Available from 1st October
Wine Appreciation Day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 158)

Available from 1st October
Prosecco Princess Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 149)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol

Available from 1st October
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 146)
A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer
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Available from 1st October
I Love Beer Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)
A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font
Save 62%

Available from 1st October
I Love Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling, brunette woman in front of a green background

Available from 1st October
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 05)
dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee
Save 85%

Available from 1st October
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)
A rainbow patterned coaster with big curvy white text that reads Who invited you?

Available from 1st October
Who invited you Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 248)
A funny white coaster with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn

Available from 1st October
Am I gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 247)
A white coaster with plain black capitalised text which reads I work with idiots

Available from 1st October
I work with idiots Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 246)
A deep pink coaster with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life

Available from 1st October
Things are so much better Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 245)
A funny coaster with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves

Available from 1st October
The older I get Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 244)
A rude coaster with a close up of a smiling ginger haired woman with a bright pink top and bold blue eyeliner looking to camera

Available from 1st October
The problem with some people Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 243)
A coaster with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do

Available from 1st October
Failing at life Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 233)
A black coaster with bold white angled white text that reads Shove this drink up your arse surrounded by pastel coloured spots

Available from 1st October
Shove this drink up your arse Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 228)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background. White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Available from 1st October
Welcome to middle age male Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 227)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above and beside her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Available from 1st October
Welcome to middle age female Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 226)
A plain white coaster with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 1st October
I love gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 222)
A white coaster with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Available from 1st October
Graphic design is my passion Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 221)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a fashionable woman with a cigarette holder next to the Eiffel Tower

Available from 1st October
Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 105)
A plain rainbow coloured coaster in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple vertical stripes

Available from 1st October
Rainbow Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 77)
A dark red coaster with rounded white text down the middle that reads I'll have a mocha choca latte soya skinny frappe please

Available from 1st October
Mocha choca latte Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 214)
A coaster with a picture of two glamourous facing each other holding up a cocktail glass

Available from 1st October
Friends that drink together Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 209)
A coaster with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck

Available from 1st October
Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 204)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera

Available from 1st October
World's best arsehole Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 201)
A white coaster with the words Have a nice gay curved over a bright rainbow

Available from 1st October
Have a Nice Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 194)
A coaster with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font

Available from 1st October
Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 185)

Available from 1st October
I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 179)

Available from 1st October
100% Chance Of Beer Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 167)

Available from 1st October
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 165)

Available from 1st October
Smile If You're A Knob Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 162)

Available from 1st October
You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 154)